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      05-07-2019, 04:37 PM   #21737
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I've decided long ago, that when my daughter is a teenager and is moody, that once or twice a week, I am going to go into her room at like 3am and wake her up in hysterics. Once she is bolt upright and wide eyed and asks what the hell is the matter - I will tell her that I dropped my sock.

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I feel the same exact way about my wife. She has a Ph.D in over-reacting.
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I've decided long ago, that when my daughter is a teenager and is moody, that once or twice a week, I am going to go into her room at like 3am and wake her up in hysterics. Once she is bolt upright and wide eyed and asks what the hell is the matter - I will tell her that I dropped my sock.

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I feel the same exact way about my wife. She has a Ph.D in over-reacting.
This is true of 50.8% of the world.
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I've decided long ago, that when my daughter is a teenager and is moody, that once or twice a week, I am going to go into her room at like 3am and wake her up in hysterics. Once she is bolt upright and wide eyed and asks what the hell is the matter - I will tell her that I dropped my sock.

Payback from age 1 - 4.
I have 2 sons....6 and 3&1/2....I can’t wait til they come home drunk in high school @0200 hrs.

Me: “....get your running shoes on and your 20lb rucksack..... 5 mile hump in 5 minutes!!!!!”
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I have 2 sons....6 and 3&1/2....I can’t wait til they come home drunk in high school @0200 hrs.

Me: “....get your running shoes on and your 20lb rucksack..... 5 mile hump in 5 minutes!!!!!”
If they are too sloppy to run, put the in, "the chair": Legs spread out 6 inches wider than shoulder length, stoop until thighs are parallel with the floor, spread arms all the way out with palms up, place your favorite tomes of either the Encyclopedia Brittanica or Webster's unabridged dictionary in each hand then stand back and watch the fun!!

This is what they did in private school when we were a bit too rambunctious. It toned everyone down in a matter of minutes.

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      05-08-2019, 08:24 AM   #21743
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I feel the same exact way about my wife. She has a Ph.D in over-reacting.
My ex- was a Post Doctoral Fellow.
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I would have loved to be there just to hear the thunderous "ki-ai" right before he started sprinting towards his Target
Had it been thunderous (wasting energy before the job is being done) the impact would've been weak, I suppose. A thunderous "ki-ai" should've been when kicking right.
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I would have loved to be there just to hear the thunderous "ki-ai" right before he started sprinting towards his Target
Had it been thunderous (wasting energy before the job is being done) the impact would've been weak, I suppose. A thunderous "ki-ai" should've been when kicking right.
I agree with you with the timing of a properly timed ki-ai would be executed at the moment the strike was delivered, but you can tell by his posture prior to starting his sprint, I get the he let the world know he's putting everything he has into delivering his attack.
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I agree with you with the timing of a properly timed ki-ai would be executed at the moment the strike was delivered, but you can tell by his posture prior to starting his sprint, I get the he let the world know he's putting everything he has into delivering his attack.
I absolutely hate those idiotic scenes in movies when they just shout (to show off) and... like that's all. No egg laid. "Don't say, just do." I would guess it could only make sense for him to cry before start just to "perk up" a bit ("Mommy, look at me!!!" ).

Added: and yes, he's actually performing a block there. A test kime+kiai. Like "I am ready, ain't I?".

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"If they are too sloppy to run, put the in, "the chair": Legs spread out 6 inches wider than shoulder length, stoop until thighs are parallel with the floor, spread arms all the way out with palms up, place your favorite tomes of either the Encyclopedia Brittanica or Webster's unabridged dictionary in each hand then stand back and watch the fun!! "


We used to do this with backs against the wall. Called them green benches. If you positioned a bayonet under the ass it was called a red bench.
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