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Also, a good cold remedy that I use that seems to work well is Zicam oral spray. Anytime I feel like I'm getting a cold/sick, you spray it on each side of your mouth and hold for 15 seconds. The longest I've ever been sick in the past two years is maybe two days max, and that was this year. Last time I was sick was 2 years ago. We haven't gone on a date yet, who knows, she might be a bionic, only will know when the clothes come off. |
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01-18-2016, 01:22 PM | #21365 |
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And Peter Pan told me not to, ya old woman.
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01-18-2016, 01:25 PM | #21368 | |
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01-18-2016, 01:25 PM | #21369 |
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All those girls look average to me.
I'm sure they have a great portfolio on Tinder
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01-18-2016, 01:25 PM | #21370 |
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you perv! Grow up! Did someone forget to give you your pills over at the old folks home?!
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01-18-2016, 01:29 PM | #21374 | |
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Take a decongestant and a few shots and you'll be alright. Buy some Zicam spray for the future. |
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01-18-2016, 01:30 PM | #21375 |
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I used to NEVER get sick. After having a baby. My child sneezes and boom, I'm sick.
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01-18-2016, 01:33 PM | #21376 | |
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So what you're saying is that if she coughs, the force is such that the crabs that infest her pubic hair will become airborne and land on Sara's face? Explain to a simple minded person how this happens... |
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32 f is zero c. One c is 1.8 F. 20*1.8= 36. 36-32= 4c. ( I think we found our idiot, for the life of me my mildly over used head can not get this rest go correctly into a form my math teacher on the fourth grade wouldn't but me to detention to. And yes I know what I'mfucking up but this is just funny here now after the whole idiot...) The most I've seen while here was -27C. That's 27*.1.8- 32= 16.5 F ish.
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No. I had FUN this weekend. I was baby free from Friday until tomorrow night.
So far I have, Cleaned ..once! And only once! Completed laundry without having to refold ten times due do toddler throwing clothes on the floor. Went SHOPPING and TOOK MY TIME!!!!!!!! Went out. Spent time with FRIENDS!!!!! Drank WINE!!!!!! SLEPT IN PAST 8 AM!!!!! Didnt have to wash any bottles! No diaper changes!!!!! I'm on cloud 9 (except I did FT my Mom about 40 times. I miss my Princess) |
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You posted math, which means blah blah blah fuck sake blah blah fucking cold blah blah ish.
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