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      12-15-2015, 10:23 AM   #2113
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Who lives on a farm? With goats?
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      12-15-2015, 10:24 AM   #2114
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Funny I remember the line as "Frageelay, it must be French"
from where?
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      12-15-2015, 10:27 AM   #2115
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from where?
We have to remember he's getting up there in age. Some things are probably just a little foggy for the guy.
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      12-15-2015, 10:27 AM   #2116
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We have to remember he's getting up there in age. Some things are probably just a little foggy for the guy.
He must be thinking of the wrong movie.
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      12-15-2015, 10:28 AM   #2117
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from where?
Italy, it's from ITALY!

Most major awards come from Italy.
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      12-15-2015, 10:29 AM   #2118
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He must be thinking of the wrong movie.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was thinking of the correct movie.

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Most major awards come from Italy.
As well as manufacturers of dependable wheel powered transportation vehicles!
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      12-15-2015, 10:33 AM   #2119
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Italy, it's from ITALY!

Most major awards come from Italy.
and the best shoes!
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      12-15-2015, 10:42 AM   #2120
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He must be thinking of the wrong movie.
I have ALWAYS been positive if was French, but I stand corrected. Google search shows though that I'm not the only one. . .
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      12-15-2015, 10:47 AM   #2121
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Funny I remember the line as "Frageelay, it must be French"


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      12-15-2015, 11:00 AM   #2122
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I have ALWAYS been positive if was French, but I stand corrected. Google search shows though that I'm not the only one. . .
It's okay. My entire life up until 2012 I thought you stored food in "tuppleware." It wasnt until I was corrected that I realized my mistake. I still call it that on occasion as a slip up

In my defense, if you're never corrected, how do you know you're wrong?

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      12-15-2015, 11:08 AM   #2123
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In my defense, if you're never corrected, how do you know you're wrong?
I've tried for years to subtly correct someones grammar, just so they would, you know, learn. "Granite, you can't do this...."


They didn't take it well, so no more grammar lessons.
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Hey it would be easiest to sell them pics of women and cars (duh). Tara, Sara, wanna send me your favorite shots of yourself and your cars?
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      12-15-2015, 11:42 AM   #2125
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They're all .com's so it's happening right here in our backyards (I'm watching you guys). What a time to be alive!
Who lives on a farm? With goats?
Fuq u.....and you too Axius !!!

I was a perfect gentleman on our date, and you can't defend my honor!!!!!
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Fuq u.....and you too Axius !!!

I was a perfect gentleman on our date, and you can't defend my honor!!!!!

To be fair, you did wine and dine, but we did not 69. For that, I am resentful.


You were a gentleman, and I'm a monster and terrible person.


Ladies read my lips; Tonka is old news, ASBSECU is the man of BP OT.
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      12-15-2015, 11:50 AM   #2128
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Fuq u.....and you too Axius !!!

I was a perfect gentleman on our date, and you can't defend my honor!!!!!

To be fair, you did wine and dine, but we did not 69. For that, I am resentful.


You were a gentleman, and I'm a monster and terrible person.


Ladies read my lips; Tonka is old news, ASBSECU is the man of BP OT.
Thanks

....and I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you not mentioning the Baked Bean incident on the way home....
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Thanks

....and I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you not mentioning the Baked Bean incident on the way home....
Well now that you mentioned it;


Your ass is almost as bad as mine in the early morning. Disgusting, yet powerful, so I can't be mad at you.
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      12-15-2015, 11:56 AM   #2130
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Hey great job cleaning up the thread guys!
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      12-15-2015, 12:07 PM   #2131
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To be fair, you did wine and dine, but we did not 69. For that, I am resentful.


You were a gentleman, and I'm a monster and terrible person.


Ladies read my lips; Tonka is old news, ASBSECU is the man of BP OT.
i could have sworn i had another 2, maybe 3 minutes left of obscure internet fame. No?
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...., fine. Use them wisely. Your two minutes startts.......




NOW!
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      12-15-2015, 09:13 PM   #2133
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Here to serve as usual!
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      12-15-2015, 09:22 PM   #2134
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Don't know about anyone else, but i'm ready to be serviced.

... damn bimmette for turning the OT into pervville!
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