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      12-15-2015, 07:15 AM   #2091
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Very well actually.
So it's like using a rolling wheel on your body?

I just go down the street to see Mimi at Changs Massage Parlor.
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      12-15-2015, 07:26 AM   #2092
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Very well actually.
So it's like using a rolling wheel on your body?

I just go down the street to see Mimi at Changs Massage Parlor.
It's like when Mimi leans on you with her forearm perpendicular to your quad and slides it down towards you knee. Same thing on your calf. Doing that after workouts gives Mimi more time to concentrate on "other" areas.

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      12-15-2015, 07:30 AM   #2093
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It's like when Mimi leans on you with her forearm perpendicular to your quad and slides it down towards you knee. Same thing on your calf. Doing that after workouts gives Mimi more time to concentrate on "other" areas.

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Oooooooooooh I love when she does that! Her hands are so soft, yet firm at the same time and the grip of an Asian Greek Goddess.



What's trolling?
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      12-15-2015, 07:37 AM   #2094
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It's like when Mimi leans on you with her forearm perpendicular to your quad and slides it down towards you knee. Same thing on your calf. Doing that after workouts gives Mimi more time to concentrate on "other" areas.

Trolling bastard. :
That shit hurts. That's torture.
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      12-15-2015, 07:44 AM   #2095
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That shit hurts. That's torture.
You're just soft.
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You're just soft.
Delicate*
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Delicate*
Delectable*


I mean, fragile.
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      12-15-2015, 08:23 AM   #2098
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Delectable*


I mean, fragile.
Must be Italian






let's see if he gets the reference
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Must be Italian






let's see if he gets the reference

Are you kidding me? Let's see if I get the reference?



"WOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, WHAT A LAMP! HUH HUH HUH!"
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      12-15-2015, 08:30 AM   #2100
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Are you kidding me? Let's see if I get the reference?



"WOW! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, WHAT A LAMP! HUH HUH HUH!"
ok ok, you passed
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      12-15-2015, 08:32 AM   #2101
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ok ok, you passed
What do I win?
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      12-15-2015, 08:40 AM   #2102
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What do I win?
What would you like?
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      12-15-2015, 08:48 AM   #2103
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What would you like?
We may need to take this offline.
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      12-15-2015, 09:08 AM   #2104
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Guys Helsingingsanomat wants to make a story about us, we might want to think of positive things to say again...
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How exactly does a stick massage?
Like you didn't know! Lolz.
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Guys Helsingingsanomat wants to make a story about us, we might want to think of positive things to say again...
goat anal sex
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      12-15-2015, 09:45 AM   #2107
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Like you didn't know! Lolz.
Care to show me later tonight?
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      12-15-2015, 09:50 AM   #2108
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goat anal sex
I bet google would find this with those search words.

Good job at keeping this respectable!

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Care to show me later tonight?
For educational purposes, I'm always willing to share my knowledge.
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      12-15-2015, 10:11 AM   #2109
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Must be Italian
Funny I remember the line as "Frageelay, it must be French"
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For educational purposes, I'm always willing to share my knowledge.
Yes! For education! Teach me.
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They're all .com's so it's happening right here in our backyards (I'm watching you guys). What a time to be alive!
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They're all .com's so it's happening right here in our backyards (I'm watching you guys). What a time to be alive!
Who lives on a farm? With goats?
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