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      01-14-2016, 06:24 PM   #21077
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      01-14-2016, 06:32 PM   #21078
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You're free this weekend aren't you? How's Saturday sound?
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To be fair, I only humped her in the bathroom at the restaurant, and it was not her leg.
Keep up the good work William !
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      01-14-2016, 06:36 PM   #21080
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I wanna get down on some of that. My vacation Jan 6th to Jan 25th just got extended to Feb 5th.
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BTW, i assume we will not have those member interviews anymore?
Our bimmette is gone my friend .
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      01-14-2016, 06:37 PM   #21082
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I wanna get down on some of that. My vacation Jan 6th to Jan 25th just got extended to Feb 5th.
PM me.
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      01-14-2016, 06:43 PM   #21083
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Tara quit OT, so someone else would have to interview everyone....




Which...., I wouldn't mind doing for shits and gigs. Did you do an interview? I'll interview you.
yes sir. most of original members did.
I think ASBSECU E93 and I was first 5 interviewee.
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Tara quit OT, so someone else would have to interview everyone....




Which...., I wouldn't mind doing for shits and gigs. Did you do an interview? I'll interview you.
yes sir. most of original members did.
I think ASBSECU E93 and I was first 5 interviewee.
I might have to go dig these up...
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I might have to go dig these up...
Mine was the best.
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Mine was the best.
We are still lingering, but why were you both topless during interview?
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We are still lingering, but why were you both topless during interview?
Things went down beforehand that do not concern you, or anyone else for that matter.
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Easier nipple access duh.
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Can I be a contender for best attire?
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      01-14-2016, 07:26 PM   #21091
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You DID have best attire, you know, since I was neked.
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You DID have best attire, you know, since I was neked.
Stopped watching because you were naked
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This is the internet, so I know that statement is a complete lie.
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*sigh* - et tu, Biorin??!!
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I wanna get down on some of that. My vacation Jan 6th to Jan 25th just got extended to Feb 5th.
You in our area...?

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Of course girl ,because you had the best looking mustache ever on Bimmerpost .
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I was leg humping because you were naked
Good job my friend
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