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      02-16-2019, 04:14 PM   #21055
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Well I have a beard and use beard oil at times, do.have some leggings but this is only social media I have. I also grew up believing I was responsible for myself, can fix anything, have way more guns than I should, have an e46 m3 race car I'm pretty proficient in, married, dont cheat, no need to lie, not someone to fuck with, drink whiskey or IPA and consider myself a real man/alien and can point out dozens of other crazy fucks I call friends that are also. There still here media just wants you to be a lady boy, just say no and be toxic masculine beast. Men among boys.
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Well I have a beard and use beard oil at times, do.have some leggings but this is only social media I have. I also grew up believing I was responsible for myself, can fix anything, have way more guns than I should, have an e46 m3 race car I'm pretty proficient in, married, dont cheat, no need to lie, not someone to fuck with, drink whiskey or IPA, pick up heavy shit and consider myself a real man/alien and can point out dozens of other crazy fucks I call friends that are also. There still here media just wants you to be a lady boy, just say no and be toxic masculine beast. Large caliber man in small caliber world.
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Watch. They probably wear leggings in the gym, post selfies on social media and talk about beard oil.
I doubt they have time for that. Going to the beauty on a weekly basis for their $75 haircuts and eyebrow waxing is pretty time consuming, add to that all the time and research they have to devote to finding the right frag and you don't really have much time for anything else.
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Well I have a beard and use beard oil at times, do.have some leggings but this is only social media I have. I also grew up believing I was responsible for myself, can fix anything, have way more guns than I should, have an e46 m3 race car I'm pretty proficient in, married, dont cheat, no need to lie, not someone to fuck with, drink whiskey or IPA, pick up heavy shit and consider myself a real man/alien and can point out dozens of other crazy fucks I call friends that are also. There still here media just wants you to be a lady boy, just say no and be toxic masculine beast. Large caliber man in small caliber world.
Look, this is fixable. Ditch the beard oil, women’s leggings and the IPA and you’ll be in good shape.
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Well I have a beard and use beard oil at times, do.have some leggings but this is only social media I have. I also grew up believing I was responsible for myself, can fix anything, have way more guns than I should, have an e46 m3 race car I'm pretty proficient in, married, dont cheat, no need to lie, not someone to fuck with, drink whiskey or IPA and consider myself a real man/alien and can point out dozens of other crazy fucks I call friends that are also. There still here media just wants you to be a lady boy, just say no and be toxic masculine beast. Men among boys.

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Look, this is fixable. Ditch the beard oil, women’s leggings and the IPA and you’ll be in good shape.
IPA part is fighting words. Best beers on the planet
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On this you are clueless. You a bud light guy.
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Watch. They probably wear leggings in the gym, post selfies on social media and talk about beard oil.
I doubt they have time for that. Going to the beauty on a weekly basis for their $75 haircuts and eyebrow waxing is pretty time consuming, add to that all the time and research they have to devote to finding the right frag and you don't really have much time for anything else.
This is the only social media I have... and this is the second time I've seen "frag" used to describe something of interest on this site.

I am wrong for visioning this every time I see the word "frag"....?
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This is the only social media I have... and this is the second time I've seen "frag" used to describe something of interest on this site.

I am wrong for visioning this every time I see the word "frag"....?
Being into fragrances; strike one. Calling them "frags"? Strike three. There is no strike two.
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This is the only social media I have... and this is the second time I've seen "frag" used to describe something of interest on this site.

I am wrong for visioning this every time I see the word "frag"....?
Being into fragrances; strike one. Calling them "frags"? Strike three. There is no strike two.
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Well I have a beard and use beard oil at times, do.have some leggings but this is only social media I have. I also grew up believing I was responsible for myself, can fix anything, have way more guns than I should, have an e46 m3 race car I'm pretty proficient in, married, dont cheat, no need to lie, not someone to fuck with, drink whiskey or IPA, pick up heavy shit and consider myself a real man/alien and can point out dozens of other crazy fucks I call friends that are also. There still here media just wants you to be a lady boy, just say no and be toxic masculine beast. Large caliber man in small caliber world.
You are my hero.
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This is the only social media I have... and this is the second time I've seen "frag" used to describe something of interest on this site.

I am wrong for visioning this every time I see the word "frag"....?
I posted this on the "anyone into Frags" thread.....no love.

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This is the only social media I have... and this is the second time I've seen "frag" used to describe something of interest on this site.

I am wrong for visioning this every time I see the word "frag"....?
I posted this on the "anyone into Frags" thread.....no love.

Lol, this is hilarious!

When I first saw the thread created for "frags" , I went in anticipating reading on different types of military grade explosives from around the world.

As soon as I started and realized it was a thread created to discuss fragrances.... I backed out immediately.

I'm my professional experiences... potent, unnatural fragrances can get you in trouble. Maybe that's the reason I don't wear any of it outside of work, either.

I'm brainwashed, lol.

I'm sure there are many women who like their guy to smell a certain way, so if it helps the guys get the girl, then have at it, I suppose.

I'll just continue to hit them over the head with a club and tell them that's how love should smell.
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Ha thanks. Went out with boss last night had 5 too many ipas and old fashioned I think now gotta go pick up heavy shit.
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