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F30lolz · 01-14-2016, 08:34 AM

I was 5 numbers off from the jackpot

Axius · 01-14-2016, 08:39 AM

I didn't even look at any of my tickets.

MKSixer · 01-14-2016, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Good Morning!! $4 in the hole lol

Im bringing mine back for a refund. They didnt work.

I'm not a billionaire this morning.

MKSixer · 01-14-2016, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Waiting for coworker to bring me my coffee.

ATT store in this tiny fucking town doesn't open until 10am.... TEN AY EM.

And they probably close at 4 after taking 2 hr siesta as well. I rail against this all the time. I'm an early riser and like to get crap done and dusted!

Axius · 01-14-2016, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

And they probably close at 4 after taking 2 hr siesta as well. I rail against this all the time. I'm an early riser and like to get crap done and dusted!

Not to mention, half the places in this town are closed on Mondays...., seriously? Shit needs to get done on Monday for most normal people.

F30lolz · 01-14-2016, 08:51 AM

When I heard one of the three winning tickets was sold in a Publix in FL, I got excited, only to find out it wasn't in Miami. Time to start scamming members on here for $$$$

Sara · 01-14-2016, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm not a billionaire this morning.

I tried!

Someone in Louisiana won a million though. They had all the numbers except the last one.

Sara · 01-14-2016, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Not to mention, half the places in this town are closed on Mondays...., seriously? Shit needs to get done on Monday for most normal people.

Yup. All hair salons are closed on Mondays.

MKSixer · 01-14-2016, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

I was 5 numbers off from the jackpot

I nailed it with exactly 1 number on 2 attempts!!
Winning. Not.

And of course I waited until the jackpot was a billion dollars because I certainly couldn't use the 40 million it typically starts at!

Cheers-mk

Axius · 01-14-2016, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Yup. All hair salons are closed on Mondays.

..., EVERYTHING is closed on Monday. Except Walmart and McDonalds. Blech.

Sara · 01-14-2016, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

..., EVERYTHING is closed on Monday. Except Walmart and McDonalds. Blech.

Starbucks is open

Mr Tonka · 01-14-2016, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

When I heard one of the three winning tickets was sold in a Publix in FL, I got excited, only to find out it wasn't in Miami. Time to start scamming members on here for $$$$

I won't be on BP for a while!

Sara · 01-14-2016, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I won't be on BP for a while!

Bon Voyage

P.S. Lambskin boots.

1MOREMOD · 01-14-2016, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I know, you dinkus.

I'd have even less posts, but for some reason when you get a certain amount of rep it just...., adds "posts". I think I've only posted once or twice outside of OT.

Each ot post counts for 1/1000 of a post or something so can add up still a bit.

Axius · 01-14-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Starbucks is open

You can throw a rock across this town. Starbucks is way too fancy to open up around here. Bunch of rednecks would probably not give it much business anyways.

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Each ot post counts for 1/1000 of a post or something so can add up still a bit.

What the hell is the point in that?

1MOREMOD · 01-14-2016, 10:01 AM

Don't know.

stylinexpat · 01-14-2016, 10:08 AM

Let's see what Trump had to say to these winners lol..

shockin330i · 01-14-2016, 10:30 AM

Morning everyone.

V1.47fan · 01-14-2016, 10:33 AM

I'm amazed by Trumps' ability to troll.

Axius · 01-14-2016, 10:36 AM

ATT store was no help, so now on phone with ATT support.

I did however meet the cute girl that works inside and we're getting a drink after work today. Not a total loss.

UncleWede · 01-14-2016, 10:39 AM

Why is there always one in every family?

My oldest son (not of my loin) always seems to show up when I am making bodily functions. Not long after I met his mother, we were all at some arcade. I'm in the bathroom contemplating my navel, behind a locked door, and he walks in. This scenario has been repeated often.

Now, he is bringing his GF into the act. Last night I take the dog out back to tinkle. To encourage her, I show her how to do it (from a standing position). I get a few seconds into my stream, and guess who comes driving up the driveway, lights illuminating the darkness that the dog and I were sharing. . .

V1.47fan · 01-14-2016, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

ATT store was no help, so now on phone with ATT support.

I did however meet the cute girl that works inside and we're getting a drink after work today. Not a total loss.

This one?

01-14-2016, 08:39 AM	#21034
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	I didn't even look at any of my tickets.
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01-14-2016, 10:01 AM	#21048
1MOREMOD - 11822 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Don't know.
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01-14-2016, 10:08 AM	#21049
stylinexpat Major 432 Rep 1,427 Posts Drives: Join Date: Aug 2008 iTrader: (0)	Let's see what Trump had to say to these winners lol..
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01-14-2016, 10:30 AM	#21050
shockin330i Brigadier General 807 Rep 4,784 Posts Drives: 2016 ZCP M3 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: f y'all, I'm from Texas (RGV) iTrader: (1)	Morning everyone. __________________ ERnie 2016 BSM/f80/ZCP
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01-14-2016, 10:33 AM	#21051
V1.47fan Banned 1990 Rep 1,847 Posts Drives: TheArtist formerly known as M3 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: NATIONWIDE iTrader: (0)	I'm amazed by Trumps' ability to troll.
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01-14-2016, 10:36 AM	#21052
Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	ATT store was no help, so now on phone with ATT support. I did however meet the cute girl that works inside and we're getting a drink after work today. Not a total loss.
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01-14-2016, 10:39 AM	#21053
UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18650 Rep 9,438 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	Why is there always one in every family? My oldest son (not of my loin) always seems to show up when I am making bodily functions. Not long after I met his mother, we were all at some arcade. I'm in the bathroom contemplating my navel, behind a locked door, and he walks in. This scenario has been repeated often. Now, he is bringing his GF into the act. Last night I take the dog out back to tinkle. To encourage her, I show her how to do it (from a standing position). I get a few seconds into my stream, and guess who comes driving up the driveway, lights illuminating the darkness that the dog and I were sharing. . .
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