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      02-11-2019, 09:14 AM   #21011
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I don't know why I find this so funny, but I can't stop laughing.

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      02-11-2019, 10:54 AM   #21012
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Slide 1: Sir, this spot is reserved for Handicapped
Slide 2: I have an M badge on my 320d
Slide 3: Apologies sir, have a pleasant day.
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A friend of mines mother showed me this story in a medical journal years ago. I was actually telling someone about this just a few weeks ago.
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OMG, I was in high school when the story was all over the news.

There was variant to this story which was the hamster was actually a naked mole rat, they would drug it to pull out its teeth (for obvious reason) and then the rat would spasm and shake about and die and they had to go to the hospital to have it removed.

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      02-11-2019, 01:09 PM   #21016
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      02-11-2019, 05:39 PM   #21018
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A friend of mines mother showed me this story in a medical journal years ago. I was actually telling someone about this just a few weeks ago.
Ha, we played that in a board meeting one time. It maybe didn't receive the reception my team expected.
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What makes anyone think passing motorists in <insert almost anywhere> can distinguish OS by error messages???
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Digital Signage ain't going to be ran by Windows 95. Come on.
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This doesn't apply if you have a Subaru with Snow Tires.
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This doesn't apply if you have a Subaru with Snow Tires.
I love 4WD, but you have to remember that your brakes don't work any better....
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      02-12-2019, 07:05 PM   #21027
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I love 4WD, but you have to remember that your brakes don't work any better....
But you don't need them as much when you get to power slide through corners
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Are you guys really arguing with a meme meant to be funny?
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Digital Signage ain't going to be ran by Windows 95. Come on.
Are you guys really arguing with a meme meant to be funny?
Would you rather we argue with you? Are you lonely or something?



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