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01-12-2016, 08:49 PM

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You can see for yourself this weekend

In all seriousness it's 95% gone. I think one or two more hot compresses and finishing the antibiotics and it should be gone. I wore make up today. Felt normal again lol

Sounds good!

Glad it's clearing up so well. You won't have to wear

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01-12-2016, 08:50 PM

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That's funny... Because I actually imagine that's what it's like for women to date you? Judging from your posts on here...

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01-12-2016, 09:16 PM

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That's funny... Because I actually imagine that's what it's like for women to date you? Judging from your posts on here...

More like this... (Guido)

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01-12-2016, 09:18 PM	#20926
Sara Lieutenant General 5906 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	I'm boring Attached Images
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01-12-2016, 09:20 PM	#20927
Sara Lieutenant General 5906 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	And I wonder why I'm single
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01-12-2016, 09:22 PM

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And I wonder why I'm single

Oh that's an entirely new thread... Not enough space here, silly...

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01-12-2016, 09:25 PM	#20929
Sara Lieutenant General 5906 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	I make my self available when I want to be, I don't gripe every ten minutes if you don't text me. I don't get it. What more could a guy want?
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01-12-2016, 09:26 PM

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Mr Attorney was the one who really got you wrapped around his finger.

"If i dont hear from him by 10am it's over..".

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01-12-2016, 09:31 PM

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Mr Attorney was the one who really got you wrapped around his finger.

"If i dont hear from him by 10am it's over..".

God damn cheater

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01-13-2016, 01:29 AM

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well....after a couple months of 'socializing' - Waffles, BB, and CC are one big happy family...until I break out the apple snacks.

Then Waffles goes all ape shit and chases the poor little girls away to 'Bogart' the treats

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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01-13-2016, 01:35 AM

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well....after a couple months of 'socializing' - Waffles, BB, and CC are one big happy family...until I break out the apple snacks.

Then Waffles goes all ape shit and chases the poor little girls away to 'Bogart' the treats

Are you all doped up on oxycodone right now or something?

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01-13-2016, 01:53 AM

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Are you all doped up on oxycodone right now or something?

That was earlier....like 6 hours ago

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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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01-13-2016, 06:11 AM

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Are you all doped up on oxycodone right now or something?

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01-13-2016, 06:24 AM

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So who near white plains wants to grab drinks next week?

SugarSkulls returns to the east coast

I will be in the area visiting clients, let me know which days more specifically, Im always down for a beer!

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01-13-2016, 07:21 AM	#20937
Sara Lieutenant General 5906 Rep 17,879 Posts Drives: A car Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Nola iTrader: (6)	Wake up buttercups it's powerball day!!
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01-13-2016, 07:27 AM

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Wake up buttercups it's powerball day!!

I'm all over it.
On my first americano!!
4 shots to start the day.

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01-13-2016, 07:29 AM	#20939
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01-13-2016, 07:37 AM

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I left my winning tickets at home.

Jackpot up to $1.5 Billion, annuity. That's $930 million cash value. Taking the money and running.

If I win I can realize my dream of owing a Formula One team. For a season or two...max.

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01-13-2016, 07:42 AM

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Jackpot up to $1.5 Billion, annuity. That's $930 million cash value. Taking the money and running.

If I win I can realize my dream of owing a Formula One team. For a season or two...max.

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I'm going to go hide in the woods for a while.

Then I'm going to build a house with a moat and alligators with lasers attached to their heads with a full scale draw bridge and archers guarding every corner.

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01-13-2016, 07:44 AM

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I'm going to go hide in the woods for a while.

Then I'm going to build a house with a moat and alligators with lasers attached to their heads with a full scale draw bridge and archers guarding every corner.

Nice!
I love the juxtaposition of new tech, old tech, and no tech whatsoever.

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01-13-2016, 07:50 AM

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Nice!
I love the juxtaposition of new tech, old tech, and no tech whatsoever.

Oh, and I might open a brothel to compete against the Bunny Ranch.

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01-13-2016, 07:53 AM

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Oh, and I might open a brothel to compete against the Bunny Ranch.

Now it's a party!

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