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      06-27-2016, 11:04 PM   #2069
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I'll be sure to tune in. although I'll miss the elevator selfies. How TF am I supposed to know what you wore?
Bruh. I posted an elevator selfie today! Two of them!!
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      06-27-2016, 11:05 PM   #2070
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are you guys fucking kidding me?! this is so good!!!!!

SEE I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH
I just changed mine and mass right swiped. Now we wait.
Dude that's what you said you did last time LOL.
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      06-27-2016, 11:06 PM   #2071
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Literally what it says verbatim in my bio. I just changed it like 3 days ago after we had that talk with him LMAOO.
Take down the middle photo. Replace it with the one from today.
Which one from today?
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      06-27-2016, 11:06 PM   #2072
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@Sara504 wait I just processed that you're going to Boston for a date. LOL.



At least we know that if anything happens to you, it will most certainly be documented via social media.
I don't know what I'm more excited about. Him or Boston lol. I've always wanted to go there.
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Which one from today?
Maybe it was yesterday. I don't see any snaps from you.
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      06-27-2016, 11:09 PM   #2074
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Every time I hear about a girl being a witch, I think of what 1MOREMOD said. "You want a girl that's a witch so she can chop your dick off and use it in a ceremony." LMFAO
hey its more action than talking to me on and Verbiage on here

hahaahhah!!!


but yeah, they can take those pointy ass witch nails and drive them into your back, only to make a god damn swiss cheese out of it
LMFAO!
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I'll be sure to tune in. although I'll miss the elevator selfies. How TF am I supposed to know what you wore?
Bruh. I posted an elevator selfie today! Two of them!!
Okay okay I see them. Lol
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      06-27-2016, 11:10 PM   #2076
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Take down the middle photo. Replace it with the one from today.
Photo from today...Verb didn't put anything on his story today. Hmm...fishy.
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hey its more action than talking to me on and Verbiage on here

hahaahhah!!!


but yeah, they can take those pointy ass witch nails and drive them into your back, only to make a god damn swiss cheese out of it
LMAO I think I'd rather talk to you guys on here instead
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Dude that's what you said you did last time LOL.
I did only on Tinder and hadn't touched it since. Just did it for Bumble.
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      06-27-2016, 11:10 PM   #2077
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@Sara504 wait I just processed that you're going to Boston for a date. LOL.



At least we know that if anything happens to you, it will most certainly be documented via social media.
I don't know what I'm more excited about. Him or Boston lol. I've always wanted to go there.
That should be a real nice change of pace for you, though. How long has this been in the works? Is that what the plane ticket screenshot was on IG?
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      06-27-2016, 11:11 PM   #2078
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Which one from today?
Maybe it was yesterday. I don't see any snaps from you.
Are you talking about my snap post of me while I was shirtless displaying my tattoo? Because that was a video. Lol
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      06-27-2016, 11:14 PM   #2079
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You guys know I rarely post on snap anyway. Lol
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Take down the middle photo. Replace it with the one from today.
Photo from today...Verb didn't put anything on his story today. Hmm...fishy.
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hey its more action than talking to me on and Verbiage on here

hahaahhah!!!


but yeah, they can take those pointy ass witch nails and drive them into your back, only to make a god damn swiss cheese out of it
LMAO I think I'd rather talk to you guys on here instead
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Dude that's what you said you did last time LOL.
I did only on Tinder and hadn't touched it since. Just did it for Bumble.
Sara must be seeing the selfies I take and save to my phone that social media never sees. Doesn't surprise me, considering the superpowers of telekinesis she possesses, anyway.
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      06-27-2016, 11:17 PM   #2081
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      06-27-2016, 11:22 PM   #2082
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Sara must be seeing the selfies I take and save to my phone that social media never sees. Doesn't surprise me, considering the superpowers of telekinesis she possesses, anyway.
Or you're snapping her photos that never make it to your story.

Just saying.
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I want to let you guys know yall made my day today. It was such shit.

Tonight was so funny haha.

My car is:
leaking from the crank seal
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and both back wheel sensors died
Oh and my water pump should be replaced soon

This all happened within a month

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THE PRESSURE, IS THIS WHAT MARRIAGE IS LIKE?!
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Sara must be seeing the selfies I take and save to my phone that social media never sees. Doesn't surprise me, considering the superpowers of telekinesis she possesses, anyway.
Or you're snapping her photos that never make it to your story.

Just saying.
Aw shit. Got me...



She likes them though.
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Aw shit. Got me...



She likes them though.
You sneaky bastard. You living in Boston these days?
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I want to let you guys know yall made my day today. It was such shit.

Tonight was so funny haha.

My car is:
leaking from the crank seal
BOTH control arms are fried
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and both back wheel sensors died
Oh and my water pump should be replaced soon

This all happened within a month

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I was like "man I really want a 2 series" as I was coming home from the game, I get a look, and a " Im not going to have a car in the city, you better pick a good one" and the taste of disapproval oozed from her lips...aka get a 4 series or a trey trey five.

THE PRESSURE, IS THIS WHAT MARRIAGE IS LIKE?!
Damn! It's funny because reading this post, I thought: "goddamned 335i's" but it turns out that it's not a 335i after all. LOLOL.


Just get one of them new turbo civics.
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Aw shit. Got me...



She likes them though.
You sneaky bastard. You living in Boston these days?
Haha!

If Sara would decide to grace me with her presence, I'd have to plan out an entire.....list of movies to watch on Netflix.

And maybe red lobster.

LOL at the hood connotation surrounding red lobster these days. That place is like, Ruth's Chris for black people.
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Just get an A4.
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Damn! It's funny because reading this post, I thought: "goddamned 335i's" but it turns out that it's not a 335i after all. LOLOL.


Just get one of them new turbo civics.
Who knows what I'll get, its prob going to be an f30 335, throw a JB4 on it and call it a day, the shitty thing is I need to act fast, because the leak is getting worse haha
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