Off Topic Secret Santa - 2015

shoei · 12-14-2015, 05:15 PM

I didn't realize we were all opening gifts sssooooo... To my secret Santa - thank you... It's what I always wanted... My own Ferrari F12 Berlinetta...

Axius · 12-14-2015, 05:20 PM

LUCKKYY!!!

shoei · 12-14-2015, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

LUCKKYY!!!

When the weather gets out of below freezing, I shall take the car out onto my deck for a test drive...

UncleWede · 12-14-2015, 05:33 PM

shoei Judging by the tree, that is almost kart-sized car!!!

RJ_ · 12-14-2015, 05:34 PM

I came home to an envelope in my mailbox and a box on my doorstep. I opened the envelope first because I figured it was something boring like bills or spam and the box was clearly from amazon. To my surprise, it contained the following awesome little gadget with a note!

But if this was from my secret Santa, then what's in the box?

No better reason.

A chipotle burrito?!?

Quick, he needs air!

IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE! Seriously it's suuuper soft.

Thanks Secret Santa!

UncleWede · 12-14-2015, 05:39 PM

I don't know, with those horns it looks kinda satanic.

shoei · 12-14-2015, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

shoei Judging by the tree, that is almost kart-sized car!!!

I'm a single guy with no kids who's never home (just on the weekends) - I need a low maintenance tree that won't combust in flames while I'm out of town... Don't hate on my tree, damnit !!!

bimmette · 12-14-2015, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I didn't realize we were all opening gifts sssooooo... To my secret Santa - thank you... It's what I always wanted... My own Ferrari F12 Berlinetta...

Your Secret Santa asked me to inform you in case you didn't receive the note that as per your kind request, a donation (Lego) was made to Toys for Tots.

Mr Tonka · 12-14-2015, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I think he's not posting it all, I feel like some explanation should go with this all.

Oops, i forgot the personal note that Santa wrote to me....

Lups · 12-14-2015, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Oops, i forgot the personal note that Santa wrote to me....

See I knew it! The guys got this wrong!

I know Santa is a bit old and he just had picked up to wrong translation mindset. Today's world everybody is on fifty this and shades that so poor Santa just got confused.

Lups · 12-14-2015, 10:29 PM

Reporting for duty as usual.

ASBSECU E93 · 12-14-2015, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Oops, i forgot the personal note that Santa wrote to me....

I do believe something penned by such a famous Santa Finn should be framed and placed upon a wall.

Lups · 12-14-2015, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I do believe something penned by such a famous Santa Finn should be framed and placed upon a wall.

Hey now, you make me blush!

Mr Tonka · 12-14-2015, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hey now, you make me blush!

Ironic.... that's what i named my new riding light.... The Blush Maker.

Lups · 12-14-2015, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ironic.... that's what i named my new riding light.... The Blush Maker.

I think we two deserved each other in the Santa contest. We both meant well with parking sensors and biking kits and the world just doesnt understand us!

Mr Tonka · 12-14-2015, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I think we two deserved each other in the Santa contest. We both meant well with parking sensors and biking kits and the world just doesnt understand us!

Parking and biking is serious business. Noobs need not apply.

shoei · 12-14-2015, 11:53 PM

I dunno what you two are mumbling about... I have a Ferrari... In fact, I think i should go park it in the garage under the M...

Lups · 12-15-2015, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I dunno what you two are mumbling about... I have a Ferrari... In fact, I think i should go park it in the garage under the M...

You probably should!

That was a cool gift too. Any boy would love one.

araaadi · 12-15-2015, 03:10 AM

Got this note on a velvet blue bag, and felt a long tube. Was really starting to worry after seeing the dildo on the m4.

But, luckily this was inside.

Axius · 12-15-2015, 06:33 AM

How exactly does a stick massage?

EstorilM · 12-15-2015, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by araaadi

Got this note on a velvet blue bag, and felt a long tube. Was really starting to worry after seeing the dildo on the m4.

But, luckily this was inside.

Those are awesome. Had one for a few years now.

Mr Tonka · 12-15-2015, 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

How exactly does a stick massage?

Very well actually.

12-14-2015, 05:15 PM	#2069
shoei Banned 7747 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	I didn't realize we were all opening gifts sssooooo... To my secret Santa - thank you... It's what I always wanted... My own Ferrari F12 Berlinetta...
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Axius Banned 4208 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	LUCKKYY!!!
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18691 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	shoei Judging by the tree, that is almost kart-sized car!!!
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12-14-2015, 05:34 PM	#2073
RJ_ Baby-faced Assassin 1207 Rep 152 Posts Drives: when car isn't broke. Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Department of the Posterior iTrader: (0)	I came home to an envelope in my mailbox and a box on my doorstep. I opened the envelope first because I figured it was something boring like bills or spam and the box was clearly from amazon. To my surprise, it contained the following awesome little gadget with a note! But if this was from my secret Santa, then what's in the box? No better reason. A chipotle burrito?!? Quick, he needs air! IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE! Seriously it's suuuper soft. Thanks Secret Santa!
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UncleWede Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner 18691 Rep 9,445 Posts Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Oxnard, CA iTrader: (0)	I don't know, with those horns it looks kinda satanic.
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shoei Banned 7747 Rep 2,601 Posts Drives: MW Vespa w/pink racing stripes Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Peeing in your garden iTrader: (3)	I dunno what you two are mumbling about... I have a Ferrari... In fact, I think i should go park it in the garage under the M...
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araaadi M3OW 39 Rep 68 Posts Drives: 2010 BMW M3 - DCT Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Vancouver, B.C, iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 BMW M3 [0.00]	Got this note on a velvet blue bag, and felt a long tube. Was really starting to worry after seeing the dildo on the m4. But, luckily this was inside.
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12-15-2015, 06:33 AM	#2088
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