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I'm probably getting sick. Been trying to fend it off for a couple days now, but I think it's finally catching up to me. Should have stayed in bed all day.
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Don't feel like talking today. Busy testing tools. Don't feel like talking today.
Can you make guns? I saw this documentary on how people make colt 45's in their backyard in the Phillipines.
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Yikes....7 shots!
A cocaine addiction may be cheaper
Nah...spread between 2 americano's and quite tasty!
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I saw this documentary on how people make colt 45's in their backyard in the Phillipines.
It's easy to brew beer at home.

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Cheaper and he could become more productive!

Yikes....7 shots!
A cocaine addiction may be cheaper
It always seems like such a good idea until you're in a 4'x8' and your roommates name is Ben Dover.

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Can you make guns? I saw this documentary on how people make colt 45's in their backyard in the Phillipines.
I've seen that one, as well. The, 'field test' was the most harrowing part. And so much work to produce an untraceable fire arm and almost no $ earned.
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Wow, what a fucking morning.

Long story short we have, well had now, this ex convict as a client and he just showed up with no appointment to see the attorney. Brushing by the front desk and starts bombarding me for an advance (since I work on his file). We do not give advances on cases. (My attorney would be disbarred) we just do not offer advances to pay your fucking water bill.

Anyways, he starts cussing and threatening me, threatening my boss to the point where security and 911 were called.

My colleague (shit you not) actually has a taser in her purse. After he left the office I had to take a minute in my bosses office and calm down.

Grown ass man 6+ and 200+ lbs (so twice my size practically) yelling and threatening me is enough to seriously scare you. Especially since he's been to jail already. It got me thinking I need to purchase a taser today. However Jessica doesn't know what brand or what model or voltage hers is. We tested it (not on each other just up in the air) and that shit is loud and powerful.

Does anyone have any recommendations on a brand and voltage? This size fits perfect in my hand.

I dont think I've ever been that scared in my life. My adrenaline is going right now.
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It's easy to brew beer at home.

Since you wanna be all technical, Colt .45.
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Can't don't know what up myself just one of those days.
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Wow, what a fucking morning.

Long story short we have, well had now, this ex convict as a client and he just showed up with no appointment to see the attorney. Brushing by the front desk and starts bombarding me for an advance (since I work on his file). We do not give advances on cases. (My attorney would be disbarred) we just do not offer advances to pay your fucking water bill.

Anyways, he starts cussing and threatening me, threatening my boss to the point where security and 911 were called.

My colleague (shit you not) actually has a taser in her purse. After he left the office I had to take a minute in my bosses office and calm down.

Grown ass man 6+ and 200+ lbs (so twice my size practically) yelling and threatening me is enough to seriously scare you. Especially since he's been to jail already. It got me thinking I need to purchase a taser today. However Jessica doesn't know what brand or what model or voltage hers is. We tested it (not on each other just up in the air) and that shit is loud and powerful.

Does anyone have any recommendations on a brand and voltage? This size fits perfect in my hand.

I dont think I've ever been that scared in my life. My adrenaline is going right now.
That's a bad as it gets. Our crims are not to be trifled with in any manner! Glad you are safe. I recommend that you go to a police supply store and ask them for advice. I am more helpful on the fire arms side.

Glad you and your co workers are safe.
That is NOT the way to start the week!!
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Can you make guns? I saw this documentary on how people make colt 45's in their backyard in the Phillipines.
I can make a lethal potato gun in about a half hour if that counts.
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I dont think I've ever been that scared in my life. My adrenaline is going right now.
Sometimes mace is more effective than a taser because you can shoot a stream a distance and a taser you need to have the aggressor in arms reach, which means your in their arms reach.
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Sometimes mace is more effective than a taser because you can shoot a stream a distance and a taser you need to have the aggressor in arms reach, which means your in their arms reach.
And then everyone in the office gets a day off. lol
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Cheaper and he could become more productive!

Yikes....7 shots!
A cocaine addiction may be cheaper
It always seems like such a good idea until you're in a 4'x8' and your roommates name is Ben Dover.
Yep.....and you'll need a strong heart and nose to perpetuate that addiction lol!
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And then everyone in the office gets a day off. lol
Hand over eyes. Hold mace at eye level. Spray continuously and spin in circles to make sure the threat has no escape passages.
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Yep.....and you'll need a strong heart and nose to perpetuate that addiction lol!
Indeed...and even if you stop using it, the damage is done.

A school mate who was addicted for years finally kicked it about 15 years ago but the damage was already done. He died 2 years ago from an MI at 45.

Really sad. Completely unnecessary.
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Sometimes mace is more effective than a taser because you can shoot a stream a distance and a taser you need to have the aggressor in arms reach, which means your in their arms reach.
Mace? Welcome to 1978.
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Mace? Welcome to 1978.
It's Sara, what are we gonna do, tell her to get a .22?


Or maybe that "mild deterrent pistol" would be a better suitor?
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Wow, what a fucking morning.

Long story short we have, well had now, this ex convict as a client and he just showed up with no appointment to see the attorney. Brushing by the front desk and starts bombarding me for an advance (since I work on his file). We do not give advances on cases. (My attorney would be disbarred) we just do not offer advances to pay your fucking water bill.

Anyways, he starts cussing and threatening me, threatening my boss to the point where security and 911 were called.

My colleague (shit you not) actually has a taser in her purse. After he left the office I had to take a minute in my bosses office and calm down.

Grown ass man 6+ and 200+ lbs (so twice my size practically) yelling and threatening me is enough to seriously scare you. Especially since he's been to jail already. It got me thinking I need to purchase a taser today. However Jessica doesn't know what brand or what model or voltage hers is. We tested it (not on each other just up in the air) and that shit is loud and powerful.

Does anyone have any recommendations on a brand and voltage? This size fits perfect in my hand.

I dont think I've ever been that scared in my life. My adrenaline is going right now.
That's not a taser. It's a stun gun and you have to be in contact range. A taser has a removable cartridge and you can engage an aggressor at distance, although anything farther than 10' and you're risking a one dart hit. You can also use a taser to drive stun.
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