[Lups]

Did the packet explode or why did Tonka disappear?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by Lups

Did the packet explode or why did Tonka disappear?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Lups

Did the packet explode or why did Tonka disappear?

He is likely trying to compose himself from the awesome gift....or trying to figure out where he can hide it from the family

[Mr Tonka]

Under the box.... there was what i thought was extra packing materials..... Nope, this is the gift that keeps on giving!


Would anyone like an "oil change"? lol Guaranteed within 10 min!!








I get the coveralls and the wrench..... but the red item.... is that some type of wrist binding apparatus? Or some kid of noise canceling device?

[Axius]

I was hoping it was going to be lingerie.



The red bandanna is to wear on your head, because every oil pro jockey wears a bandanna.

[Mr Tonka]

lol

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Axius

I was hoping it was going to be lingerie.



The red bandanna is to wear on your head, because every oil pro jockey wears a bandanna.

Or gang members?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

He is likely trying to compose himself from the awesome gift....or trying to figure out where he can hide it from the family

Meh, that seems like a pretty tame gift.

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, that seems like a pretty tame gift.

Mama Loopers.... this is absolutely not tame! Don't you get it?

"Grinding" kit?

Chubby is another name for 8==D?

This is totally a tearaway stripper outfit!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Mama Loopers.... this is absolutely not tame! Don't you get it?

"Grinding" kit?

Chubby is another name for 8==D?

This is totally a tearaway stripper outfit!

What? It is a coverall. What's wild about that?

Jesus completely tame. What drugs are you guys having with your coffee?

[Mr Tonka]

So apparently "Grinding Kit" is the same as a Biking Kit. Here's what makes up a complete and very thorough Biking Kit.....


First i got some lube for my bike. Judging by this being a water based lubricant, my SS has the environment at heart. While also being concerned about things moving freely, even when it's a tight fit.





What's lubricant without a lubricant applicator. This is a very common applicator used to lube up a bike. Some times when you have things that go round and round, in and out, back and forth, properly applied lubricant is essential.





When doing some hard grinding... (biking) it some people tend to get saddle sore. So my SS wants me to always be prepared for anything that comes before me while out on a long grinder.





My SS is concerned about my energy levels while grinding... (biking) so i got some sustenance bars. These are sure to keep my grinding ALL night!




While out on night grinders, it's important to be very visible. Two things really help with visibility. One, being completely upright makes you easy to spot. Two, having a light not only helps you find your way in the dark but makes you highly visible as well. (someone came in my office when i was taking this picture! lol)






During long grinding sessions, more than just sustenance bars may be required. My SS also wants me to be clean and presentable when stoping to pick up food, drink, milk, etc... So this will do the job and keep me moisturized too!




Last but not least are my newest pair of biking shorts. I see that other members are keen on people modeling their gifts, so i'll be sure to do so.

[V1.47fan]

Hahahahaha

I'm so glad i'm not part of this.

[SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Hahahahaha

I'm so glad i'm not part of this.

You and I both

[Axius]

That shit is golden right there.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by SugarSkulls

You and I both

Wussies!!!!!!

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

That shit is golden right there.

I think he's not posting it all, I feel like some explanation should go with this all.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Wussies!!!!!!

Hey now, not everyone can be genuinely juvenile once a year.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think he's not posting it all, I feel like some explanation should go with this all.

Agreed. He's hiding something and I don't like that.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

Agreed. He's hiding something and I don't like that.

It seems weird, maybe he's not impressed with what can only be described as a safety and maintenance tool box.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

It seems weird, maybe he's not impressed with what can only be described as a safety and maintenance tool box.

If he doesn't show, that's a huge disservice to the entire BMW community.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Lups

It seems weird, maybe he's not impressed with what can only be described as a safety and maintenance tool box.

I'm thoroughly impressed with my new safety & maintenance tool box!! I'm going to put some of them into practice to night. Already ate some sustenance bars to get ready for a night "Grinder".

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Axius

If he doesn't show, that's a huge disservice to the entire BMW community.

We'll see.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'm thoroughly impressed with my new safety & maintenance tool box!! I'm going to put some of them into practice to night. Already ate some sustenance bars to get ready for a night "Grinder".

It is important to be prepared no matter if its sprint or a long distance run. The best of luck with your hobby.