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I'm not understanding the difference with present day?? Just photoshop in fourTEEN kids it's still the same thing?

and two dogs... And one Peter II... Oh wait... Nvm about Peter II


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      01-14-2016, 02:28 PM   #2053
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I'm not understanding the difference with present day?? Just photoshop in four kids it's still the same thing?

and two dogs... And one Peter II... Oh wait... Nvm about Peter II

Wow four (4) tikes? I had no idea it was four.
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I'm not understanding the difference with present day?? Just photoshop in four kids it's still the same thing?

and two dogs... And one Peter II... Oh wait... Nvm about Peter II

Wow four (4) tikes? I had no idea it was four.
Typo... I meant 14... My bad...
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I'm not understanding the difference with present day?? Just photoshop in fourTEEN kids it's still the same thing?

and two dogs... And one Peter II... Oh wait... Nvm about Peter II

fuck off shoei. I miss that car more than anything and I have no desire to buy any motorized vehicle now. I walk alot.

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Wow four (4) tikes? I had no idea it was four.
I have a huge baby fever so make it eight.

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Typo... I meant 14... My bad...
I would have 15 but I don't know how to drive a buss sober.
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fuck off shoei. I miss that car more than anything and I have no desire to buy any motorized vehicle now. I walk alot.

I have a huge baby fever so make it eight.



I would have 15 but I don't know how to drive a buss sober.
i missed it. what happen to your car? you had an m4, correct?
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i missed it. what happen to your car? you had an m4, correct?
She misused the parking sensor while driving and totaled it.
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Fuck off Tonka. I'm a Finn, I don't use parking sensors.
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Fuck off Tonka. I'm a Finn, I don't use parking sensors.
Tonka is such a knob!


We all know that Finn's use curb feelers instead.
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We all know that Finn's use curb feelers instead.
Oh hell yeah!

I had a moment today. My bank lady seems to be a bit thick.

I set up a tiny paper company a few weeks back to avoid more taxes and now I started buying flats so I can have a side job while still home with the kids (with manual labor since I'm fat).

Four fucking hours to explain a fucking bitch why I want to loan money instead of paying cash. A conversation normal people go through in 1 minute. Sooooooo fucking boring it is whiskey night here.
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Oh hell yeah!

I had a moment today. My bank lady seems to be a bit thick.

I set up a tiny paper company a few weeks back to avoid more taxes and now I started buying flats so I can have a side job while still home with the kids (with manual labor since I'm fat).

Four fucking hours to explain a fucking bitch why I want to loan money instead of paying cash. A conversation normal people go through in 1 minute. Sooooooo fucking boring it is whiskey night here.
Ha Ha!!!

She has apparently heard of you and is weary to loan Lups any money....

That's just being prudent
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Oh hell yeah!

I had a moment today. My bank lady seems to be a bit thick.

I set up a tiny paper company a few weeks back to avoid more taxes and now I started buying flats so I can have a side job while still home with the kids (with manual labor since I'm fat).

Four fucking hours to explain a fucking bitch why I want to loan money instead of paying cash. A conversation normal people go through in 1 minute. Sooooooo fucking boring it is whiskey night here.

What in the hell could possibly take four fuckin hours? I would have been pissed. Nobody else you could have talked to?


I'd bake her some cookies with chloroform for her wasting your time.
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She has apparently heard of you and is weary to loan Lups any money....

That's just being prudent
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I'd bake her some cookies with chloroform for her wasting your time.
Chloroform evaporates so fast I just inhaled it myself.
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You rest upon a throne of lies.

Or as a Finn would put it, a mound of parking sensors.
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Oh hell yeah!

I had a moment today. My bank lady seems to be a bit thick.

I set up a tiny paper company a few weeks back to avoid more taxes and now I started buying flats so I can have a side job while still home with the kids (with manual labor since I'm fat).

Four fucking hours to explain a fucking bitch why I want to loan money instead of paying cash. A conversation normal people go through in 1 minute. Sooooooo fucking boring it is whiskey night here.
Did you explain to her that you use cash to buy goats and save African babies?
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Chloroform evaporates so fast I just inhaled it myself.
Well now that I know you're KO'd I'll be over in a few short minutes, just going to hop on my Learjet real quick!
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