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      08-12-2019, 08:40 PM   #2047
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      08-12-2019, 09:36 PM   #2048
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jet lag is getting the best of me, it's 3am and im replying to emails on vacation
tomorrow i get to see the holy grail of BMWs though so i'm hyped
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      08-12-2019, 10:00 PM   #2049
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Alright Joe.....I need an update on Panty Joe and the Arrival of the Mysterious Lingerie.
So we wound up deciding not to leave said panties out...instead we left a note saying we had found "articles of clothing" that didn't belong to us in our folded laundry, and were they hers, did she do a load of laundry perhaps.

Very nicely and softly worded message, to draw her out.

So she wrote back and completely ignored the question of "did she do a load of laundry" and instead said "Oh, did you find my bikini bottoms, I'm missing them?" These are definitely not bikini bottoms...they are panties 100%, with a little lace on top. And she also said she uses her car like a truck and there are clothes in there, and all sort of other things so she said maybe when she was getting cleaning supplies some clothes stuck to it and she brought them inside without noticing.

I don't buy this, because she still had to then pick said article up off the floor and then fold it without noticing it was hers (in the hypothetical example where it attached itself firmly enough to make the trip from car to home, but then suddenly detached once it was inside).

So this Thursday we are going to leave the panties out on the counter with a note that this was all we found and see if she takes them. If she doesn't, I don't know what I do then, because it doesn't change the fact I've been completely faithful all along. But I suspect she'll take them if they are hers because she probably doesn't think we are upset with her.

But we are...and once my wife goes down to half time, we will be letting her go...we just can't trust her anymore.
Late to the Panty Joe party, but I'm sure glad the cleaning lady at least acknowledged her "bikini bottoms" or else your wife woulda had her knickers in a bunch suspecting you up to no good forever.
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      08-13-2019, 07:36 AM   #2050
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Late to the Panty Joe party, but I'm sure glad the cleaning lady at least acknowledged her "bikini bottoms" or else your wife woulda had her knickers in a bunch suspecting you up to no good forever.
No one's ever late to a Panty Joe party.......cuz a Panty Joe party don't stop.
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      08-13-2019, 07:37 PM   #2051
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we need panty girl to confess here
Panty Jo?
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      08-14-2019, 03:49 PM   #2052
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the dinner i had was great
but it wasn't as fulfilling as i imagined/hoped so i stopped by a market and grabbed three beers at 29 cents, 49 cents and 79 cents as well as some refrigerated meatballs and some german chocolate

i feel like a degenerate but i am a happy degenerate
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      08-14-2019, 03:55 PM   #2053
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the dinner i had was great
but it wasn't as fulfilling as i imagined/hoped so i stopped by a market and grabbed three beers at 29 cents, 49 cents and 79 cents as well as some refrigerated meatballs and some german chocolate

i feel like a degenerate but i am a happy degenerate
Dude, indulge while you're there.

I worked in Amsterdam for two months back when I was in university. My dinner consisted of racing off the bus at 4:45 to make it to the small store that shut at 5pm and buy a little gouda cheese, some bread, bottle of wine and a large milk chocolate bar.

Pretty much every night Monday to Thursday, that was the routine. I'd go out for dinner on the weekends or would travel somewhere else since flights were dirt cheap.

Enjoy it while you can!

Oh...and a reasonable bottle of red was like 5 Euro or something. Ridiculously cheap.
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      08-14-2019, 04:07 PM   #2054
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Dude, indulge while you're there.

I worked in Amsterdam for two months back when I was in university. My dinner consisted of racing off the bus at 4:45 to make it to the small store that shut at 5pm and buy a little gouda cheese, some bread, bottle of wine and a large milk chocolate bar.

Pretty much every night Monday to Thursday, that was the routine. I'd go out for dinner on the weekends or would travel somewhere else since flights were dirt cheap.

Enjoy it while you can!

Oh...and a reasonable bottle of red was like 5 Euro or something. Ridiculously cheap.
dude the refrigerated meatballs are injected with curry-ketchup, paired with the 49 cent beer it's actually a pretty decent tasting meal

it's no michelin star but for less than the price of two mcdoubles you can't complain
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      08-14-2019, 05:44 PM   #2055
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and a large milk chocolate bar.
That must be a typo, right?


RIGHT?????

Lups I believe we need to rescind his international fame thingy. Milk chocolate while in Amsterdam??????
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Also where's the damm meat in that stupid diet.
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      08-14-2019, 07:23 PM   #2057
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I only check in here occasionally. Mostly because too much chatter and not enough confession.
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      08-14-2019, 07:26 PM   #2058
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I only check in here occasionally. Mostly because too much chatter and not enough confession.
Can’t argue with this
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      08-14-2019, 07:56 PM   #2059
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I only check in here occasionally. Mostly because too much chatter and not enough confession.
Here you go.

I confess that sometimes I pee in the shower (again).

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      08-14-2019, 09:04 PM   #2060
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Here you go.

I confess that sometimes I pee in the shower (again).

Happy?
If that's the worst thing you do in the shower it isn't much of a confession.

Whoever takes out our shower when we replace it would probably feel most comfortable in a hazmat suit. If they knew.
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      08-14-2019, 10:52 PM   #2061
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Here you go.

I confess that sometimes I pee in the shower (again).

Happy?
This is my happy face.
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      08-15-2019, 06:07 PM   #2063
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So as an update the cleaning lady took her panties back today. No note left for us.

Ah well, I'm vindicated at least.
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So as an update the cleaning lady took her panties back today. No note left for us.

Ah well, I'm vindicated at least.
Sigh, no profit to be made selling them on eBay.jp for you I guess.

I routinely ignore my cellphone.
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      08-15-2019, 06:59 PM   #2065
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So as an update the cleaning lady took her panties back today. No note left for us.

Ah well, I'm vaccinated at least.
There's a vaccine??? Is that what you call divorce in metric?
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I have two monitors at my desk. BP is usually always open on the monitor that no one can see. When most people come to me with questions, I laugh on the inside when they say, "I know you're busy and I hate to bother you, but...."

I then proceed to act as if I am extremely busy but willing to make time for them with a smile. That is, everyone for the exception of the production lead on 1st shift. That guy is an idiot and I always find some reason to chew his ass before he walks away. F that guy.

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I have two monitors at my desk. BP is usually always open on the monitor that no one can see. When most people come to me with questions, I laugh on the inside when they say, "I know you're busy and I hate to bother you, but...."

I then proceed to act as if I am extremely busy but willing to make time for them with a smile. That is, everyone for the exception of the production lead on 1st shift. That guy is an idiot and I always find some reason to chew his ass before he walks away. F that guy.
i have 3 monitors, 2 with cad programs and 1 with outlook. I keep BP open behind outlook so i can go back n forth

i look very busy too
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i have 3 monitors, 2 with cad programs and 1 with outlook. I keep BP open behind outlook so i can go back n forth

i look very busy too
Same here. CAD is awesome as no one knows what they are looking at as most of my stuff is electrical or P&ID's.
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