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      01-10-2016, 11:20 AM   #20593
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Holy depressing Sundays. This is like an episode of the walking dead.
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You're not a fan of pre-shrunk shirts, are you?
My child is sick. She puked on me and this is the first one I grabbed.


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      01-10-2016, 11:21 AM   #20595
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They have scooters for that. Mod one with lower gear ratios, larger battery, and paint flames on it.
Short wheelbase should make pulling wheelies easy.
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      01-10-2016, 11:22 AM   #20596
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I'm with Alexa here. I don't wanna win this contest. I will continue to try and outlive forum.
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      01-10-2016, 11:26 AM   #20597
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I'm with Alexa here. I don't wanna win this contest. I will continue to try and outlive forum.
Hell yeah!
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      01-10-2016, 11:28 AM   #20598
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Are we playing list our injuries. By far this was the most painful. 4 screws and two metal plates in my cheeks/ upper jaw.
Car accident? Horse kicked you in the face? Makeup session got real?
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Car accident? Horse kicked you in the face? Makeup session got real?
Everyone ALWAYS says those first two lol. But no
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I need to cut back.
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I need to cut back.
*$ is good stuff, but sometimes the coffee (atleast around here) is so incredibly dark that it needs to be Americano and watered down...

DD is preferable, though I know... not chic.

However, the dealership has a *$ machine and grinds the beans while you wait. One can make a blend and the java is top notch!
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I'm with Alexa here. I don't wanna win this contest. I will continue to try and outlive forum.
I'm gonna live to be 100 years old.
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You and me both
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      01-10-2016, 11:59 AM   #20606
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I need to cut back.
*$ is good stuff, but sometimes the coffee (atleast around here) is so incredibly dark that it needs to be Americano and watered down...

DD is preferable, though I know... not chic.

However, the dealership has a *$ machine and grinds the beans while you wait. One can make a blend and the java is top notch!
Their success is based on convenience imo.
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      01-10-2016, 12:13 PM   #20607
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Can you tell which eye? I think I did a phenomenal job disguising
Sara your eye seems to be ok
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      01-10-2016, 12:15 PM   #20608
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      01-10-2016, 12:21 PM   #20610
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Second is this one.
Yea - forgot to mention I've broken my nose....twice.

Basketball both times.
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      01-10-2016, 12:24 PM   #20611
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Good evening Phillipe!
Thank you my friend , this time you are right about good evening because it's 6:24 PM here .
So I wish you a good morning my friend ..
Thank you !
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      01-10-2016, 12:27 PM   #20612
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I wanna play injury game. Ruptured disc lower back @ 25. Another ruptured disc @ 35. Broken hand 2x and a bunch of stitches mostly to face. Only lingering effect is foot numbness and occasionally pinched nerves in back. Neck will probably be next, there are disc issues in there for sure. I used to hope to see 30, now I'm approaching 50 and just wonder how I'm going to make front page of paper when I check out.
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