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      01-09-2016, 05:36 PM   #20527
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Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
These are mine....warmer!!
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Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
These are mine....warmer!!
Are you... Alright?
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      01-09-2016, 05:58 PM   #20530
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Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
These are mine....warmer!!
Are you... Alright?
Yea - I'm ok, just getting a MRI to see if a very unpleasant surgery is in my future
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Here you go....

Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
These are mine....warmer!!
Are you... Alright?
Yea - I'm ok, just getting a MRI to see if a very unpleasant surgery is in my future
Oh... Well that's kinda good news... So now might be a good time to add me to will just in case though ??

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      01-09-2016, 06:09 PM   #20533
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Here you go....

Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
These are mine....warmer!!
Are you... Alright?
Yea - I'm ok, just getting a MRI to see if a very unpleasant surgery is in my future
Oh... Well that's kinda good news... So now might be a good time to add me to will just in case though ??

Id have to adopt you likes Lups did with Arcades ....
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      01-09-2016, 06:22 PM   #20534
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Here you go....

Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
These are mine....warmer!!
Are you... Alright?
Yea - I'm ok, just getting a MRI to see if a very unpleasant surgery is in my future
Oh... Well that's kinda good news... So now might be a good time to add me to will just in case though ??

Id have to adopt you likes Lups did with Arcades ....
Lol... Just hope the news is good and MRI comes back clean... We can talk about my 401K afterwards...
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I really hope everything is ok with you sir
Good luck....
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Uh-Oh!

I just picked it up at the grocery store.

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Uh-Oh!

I just picked it up at the grocery store.

Yay!! Teresa!
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      01-09-2016, 09:02 PM   #20538
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Uh-Oh!

I just picked it up at the grocery store.

.... what
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.... what
Kendall quit the show, she's sexy. Those lips...
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      01-09-2016, 09:25 PM   #20540
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.... what
Kendall quit the show, she's sexy. Those lips...
I think, what dear ole Axius is saying by "what" is - why the fack, would a straight man, purchase grocery store tabloid nonsense?

That would be my guess...
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Can you tell which eye? I think I did a phenomenal job disguising
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That would be my guess...
You know me so well.

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Too much makeup.
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Too much makeup.
Really?
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Really?
Yeah too much makeup but i love the droopy eyes though.
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Really?
You're good. This is too much make up.
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