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      01-09-2016, 11:23 AM   #20505
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Steak knife is too wide and that's all I have. I'm desperate
This sounds insane !
Again...Sara "DON'T" do it !!!
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Sara - DO IT... And have someone record the process please...

You don't want to wait two more sleeps... Such a long time...

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      01-09-2016, 11:31 AM   #20507
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Are you guys serious? Sara wouldn't do it in a million years, way too fragile.


You do remember who is talking right? She is going to let it sit there, be in pain, and gain all your sympathies! So textbook.
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      01-09-2016, 11:46 AM   #20508
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Seismologists have detected a large amplitude, 5 Hz vibration in western Europe. Ground sensors have triangulated its origin to eastern France, near the Belgian border.
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First half of the tattoo is done. Need to go back to have it finish being shaded.
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Would your sister cut it out for me? I'll pay her cash.
Be careful of what you ask for...she travels with a scalpel...
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      01-09-2016, 03:17 PM   #20511
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IMFAO !!!
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      01-09-2016, 03:21 PM   #20513
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When it's done.
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Any of the blokes here exfoliate their balls?

If so, what product do you use?

Cheers!
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Blokes.... that's so Australia of you.


I'm sure a bunch of the cunts around here use Bengay.
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True !
I saw her too ..
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Because, why wouldn't you?!!!
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      01-09-2016, 03:53 PM   #20518
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Steak knife is too wide and that's all I have. I'm desperate
And you should have known...a fillet knife would have been the proper choice!
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      01-09-2016, 04:26 PM   #20519
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Blokes.... that's so Australia of you.


I'm sure a bunch of the cunts around here use Bengay.
Alright Ax you'll appreciate my lunch date w/M girl
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Why in the FUQ do the damn hospital gowns tie in the back?!?!

Is it really necessary??

I mean seriously - can they not make these easier to tie closed....
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Why in the FUQ do the damn hospital gowns tie in the back?!?!

Is it really necessary??

I mean seriously - can they not make these easier to tie closed....
Snap a pic!
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Why in the FUQ do the damn hospital gowns tie in the back?!?!

Is it really necessary??

I mean seriously - can they not make these easier to tie closed....
Snap a pic!
Here you go...
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Here you go...
Lower.





What exactly are you having done?
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Here you go...
Lower.





What exactly are you having done?
Here you go....

Need a MRI...
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Need a MRI...
You received black socks?! Lucky . I got stuck with the boring yellow ones.
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