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      01-08-2016, 08:40 PM   #20483
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I've heard it's better to use your legs than your back...



Or is that only with lifting heavy objects?
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      01-08-2016, 08:54 PM   #20484
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      01-08-2016, 09:14 PM   #20485
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I was a bit inebriated and don't think I read the original statement correctly. Now that I've had more beer, it makes sense and I can respond appropriately.


I AM committed to plants and OT. Hops, Marihuana, Barley, and all the retards of BP.
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I was a bit inebriated and don't think I read the original statement correctly. Now that I've had more beer, it makes sense and I can respond appropriately.


I AM committed to plants and OT. Hops, Marihuana, Barley, and all the retards of BP.
I am also enjoying hops. Whats the drink of choice tonight?
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      01-09-2016, 02:13 AM   #20487
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I am also enjoying hops. Whats the drink of choice tonight?
colt 45 or natty boh
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colt 45 or natty boh
I'm an old e guy myself..
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      01-09-2016, 03:20 AM   #20489
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I'm an old e guy myself..
Naw man - gotta be Schlitz Malt Liquor
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I am also enjoying hops. Whats the drink of choice tonight?

King Kobra and Francis Coppola Cabernet.
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      01-09-2016, 08:19 AM   #20491
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Naw man - gotta be Schlitz Malt Liquor
How is a 6 back of beer and a woman similar?
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I was a bit inebriated and don't think I read the original statement correctly. Now that I've had more beer, it makes sense and I can respond appropriately.


I AM committed to plants and OT. Hops, Marihuana, Barley, and all the retards of BP.
I can confirm! Lol
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How is a 6 back of beer and a woman similar?
Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
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Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
HA!!
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      01-09-2016, 10:02 AM   #20495
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I can confirm! Lol
How's your eye Sara ?
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      01-09-2016, 10:02 AM   #20496
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Stick a few fingers in and carry them around, cheap stuff tastes like shit?
PBR would be a toothless blonde in jorts that resides in the luxurious double wide.


or is that Natty Light...
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      01-09-2016, 10:11 AM   #20497
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Well that is basically the joke.
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This.
Eye update!
Still there. I double dosed on the oral meds yesterday. I'm trying to cut it out myself but I need a sharper knife. I'm not sure I can wait until Monday for the injection. I will take a shot of alcohol and rip this sucker out myself.
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I think I passed out for a second after reading this...
Surprisingly it hardly hurts at all anymore. The past two days my eyelid was throbbing in pain. It's draining ever so slightly but that's not good enough for me. I want it all drained right now. Not later. Now.
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Still there. I double dosed on the oral meds yesterday. I'm trying to cut it out myself but I need a sharper knife. I'm not sure I can wait until Monday for the injection. I will take a shot of alcohol and rip this sucker out myself.
I think I passed out for a few seconds after reading this...
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Would your sister cut it out for me? I'll pay her cash.
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I think I passed out for a few seconds after reading this...
Steak knife is too wide and that's all I have. I'm desperate
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      01-09-2016, 11:21 AM   #20504
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Still there. I double dosed on the oral meds yesterday. I'm trying to cut it out myself but I need a sharper knife. I'm not sure I can wait until Monday for the injection. I will take a shot of alcohol and rip this sucker out myself.
Advice : Don't do it Sara !
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