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      12-08-2018, 11:18 PM   #20461
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      12-09-2018, 02:36 AM   #20462
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That would be awfully warm in Texas 99% of the time.
I’m sure he would have dressed appropriately for the weather if he were in Texas, but in an equally distinguished manner. Well, you get the drift.
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      12-09-2018, 07:13 AM   #20463
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      12-09-2018, 11:21 AM   #20466
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      12-09-2018, 02:11 PM   #20467
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Where's the LOL
The gears wont move. They would be locked up. The won't "work together".

Guess this one is a geek lol.
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      12-09-2018, 02:17 PM   #20468
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
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      12-09-2018, 02:48 PM   #20469
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.
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      12-09-2018, 02:55 PM   #20470
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Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.
Yeah, my hands are cold! What a glorious invention.
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      12-09-2018, 03:01 PM   #20471
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      12-09-2018, 05:15 PM   #20472
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Maybe not so much funny, but worth a share

It's human nature that people want things obtained and preserved easily. Modern smart phones helped people achieve that. They got things stored in the devices but lost them in their memories.

Less been-there and done-it, more enjoy-it

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