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      06-27-2016, 02:51 PM   #1981
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Haha, you know which girl this one is, right dad? The black manatee from 6-7 pages back.



Yeah dude. Less carbs anyway, I can do without those. Mmhmm.
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      06-27-2016, 02:52 PM   #1982
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Haha, you know which girl this one is, right dad? The black manatee from 6-7 pages back.



Yeah dude. Fewer carbs anyway, I can do without those. Mmhmm.
I do recall... the one with double elbow cleavage. That's why she would be so concerned. If you gotta get deeper to unleash the strategic reserves, your bit better be up the job.

Edit: Sorry for the grammar correction, it was searing my retinas.
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      06-27-2016, 02:54 PM   #1983
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Carbs is love... Carbs is life... This is why we gym... So we can eat carbs... and ice cream...
Omg I miss ice cream! I want some. Maybe I go to Coldstone for some birthday cake remix.

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I do recall... the one with double elbow cleavage. That's why she would be so concerned. If you gotta get deeper to unleash the strategic reserves, your bit better be up the job.

Edit: Sorry for the grammar correction, it was searing my retinas.


Not the retinal searing! My apologies.
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      06-27-2016, 02:56 PM   #1984
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Omg I miss ice cream! I want some. Maybe I go to Coldstone for some birthday cake remix.




Not the retinal searing! My apologies.
I saw the Rock on some talk show and it turns out he hasn't had sugar in over two decades... They of course derailed that with having him eat pop rocks, so if the Rock ever falls off the wagon and gets fat, jimmy fallon gonna get sued...
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That's how my last relationship really ended. I came, and she went.

I don't think she actually LIKES me though this could be some kind of test.


Although, I did some stalking and found her FB and of course she's fresh out of a relationship. Tinder stays dormant on the phones of America's women until that moment they require a rebound. Lol.
Oh man. Being the rebound is tough. You could smash, just don't fall into the feelings. It's not a road you want to travel. Trust me on this.
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      06-27-2016, 03:01 PM   #1986
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I saw the Rock on some talk show and it turns out he hasn't had sugar in over two decades... They of course derailed that with having him eat pop rocks, so if the Rock ever falls off the wagon and gets fat, jimmy fallon gonna get sued...
Seriously? How TF....LOL. How the hell is his insulin even stable?

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Oh man. Being the rebound is tough. You could smash, just don't fall into the feelings. It's not a road you want to travel. Trust me on this.
I suppose you've forgotten the very first conversation we ever had, concerning a situation of yours, long ago. Lol.
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Seriously? How TF....LOL. How the hell is his insulin even stable?



I suppose you've forgotten the very first conversation we ever had, concerning a situation of yours, long ago. Lol.
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I suppose you've forgotten the very first conversation we ever had, concerning a situation of yours, long ago. Lol.
Haha nope. Learned not to play Captain Save-A-Hoe the hard way. I like to share the wisdom now. Lol
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Haha nope. Learned not to play Captain Save-A-Hoe the hard way. I like to share the wisdom now. Lol
Yeah. Interesting because I've come to terms with the fact that, to be like Mike. (lol) and find someone of substance is literally like hitting the lottery. The entire concept of that entails shooting in the dark (lol again).
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That thing with the rock has to be total BS. His big cheat meal thing is to eat like 40 pancakes and he douses them with maple syrup. Tons of sugar in that. He probably just hasn't had candy in some crazy amount of time (and that is very believable).
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That thing with the rock has to be total BS. His big cheat meal thing is to eat like 40 pancakes and he douses them with maple syrup. Tons of sugar in that. He probably just hasn't had candy in some crazy amount of time (and that is very believable).
I don't think I could do 40 pancakes in a course of a month, let alone for one meal, lol...
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I don't think I could do 40 pancakes in a course of a month, let alone for one meal, lol...
That's exactly what I was thinking too. Lmao
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That thing with the rock has to be total BS. His big cheat meal thing is to eat like 40 pancakes and he douses them with maple syrup. Tons of sugar in that. He probably just hasn't had candy in some crazy amount of time (and that is very believable).
Yeah, I was gonna say I've heard him talk about his crazy cheat meals. Plus to eliminate sugar altogether would throw your body's equilibrium ridiculously out of balance. Does more harm than good.
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That thing with the rock has to be total BS. His big cheat meal thing is to eat like 40 pancakes and he douses them with maple syrup. Tons of sugar in that. He probably just hasn't had candy in some crazy amount of time (and that is very believable).
Let's see the ROCK

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Yeah, I was gonna say I've heard him talk about his crazy cheat meals. Plus to eliminate sugar altogether would throw your body's equilibrium ridiculously out of balance. Does more harm than good.
I'm sure he eats bananas and other fruit too. I think they just meant he didn't have candy for X years. And that is completely believable and expected - the dude is a body builder. Maybe I blew it out of proportion with "40" but still, damn!

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Yeah, I was gonna say I've heard him talk about his crazy cheat meals. Plus to eliminate sugar altogether would throw your body's equilibrium ridiculously out of balance. Does more harm than good.
I'm sure he eats bananas and other fruit too. I think they just meant he didn't have candy for X years. And that is completely believable and expected - the dude is a body builder. Maybe I blew it out of proportion with "40" but still, damn!

Pancakes without syrup is like going to a strip club without cash... Shit looks the same but it won't be as much fun...
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And like that, and some careful text messages; I'm back in the running.
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Haha, you noticed that.


I'm going to watch for it next time. That section of the conversation has now scrolled up too far for referencing.
Are you really 73% black? Just wondering.... lol
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They said my verbiage on point but they ain't lying tho.
Looks like Susana is diggin you pretty hard
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Pancakes without syrup is like going to a strip club without cash... Shit looks the same but it won't be as much fun...
I actually really like this quote. LOL
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