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      10-26-2018, 09:29 AM   #19867
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That's some funny shit. I wonder were this was? It makes me angry, however, that he was arrested for that. That's a bit harsh, jeez, maybe just make him go and take them all up so he didn't create work for the IKEA staff.
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The beard ridiculousness saddens me. There are like three people on the planet that look good with a bear, and unless you are Thor - you ain't one of them. I've yet to ever meet a girl who says she enjoys kissing a guy with a beard. Stupid trend.
I've seen a handful that were well manicured suited the person wearing it. I also have a handful of friends that had beards before the trend, these guys had facial hair in grade school and theirs is valid. Aside from the aforementioned, I completely agree with you, yet women seem to love it.

I could be considered a hater in this trend though as my facial hair grows like Joe Dirt's. My 5 o'clock shadow is more like a 10 o'clock a.m. shade. I envy the beard guys to a degree, especially the ones that don't look good or the uneven non-maintained beards. I'm bald anyway so I would never grow one out but some 5 0'clock shadow would be nice.

I just hope the next fad is 40 something, dad-bod guys, with good personalities and intelligence. With the way society is going I'm sure it will be 6 month old babies with tattoos and drug problems.
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I had to look it up; here's the story. Rather ingenious.

"Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit"
Octubre 15, 2018 Fabiola ikea

The event took place last Saturday at the multinational IKEA in Atlanta, when a salesman alerted the police that nobody left the building and he thought it was very strange. Police received dozens calls from people reporting that they were locked in Wal-Mart and they couldn’t get out.
Police and firemen department arrived at the scene and they entered by exit door. When they got in, observed the cashiers playing Candy Crush because there were no clients. Then they had initiated a recue protocol and quickly arrived at the carpet section, where they checked that all customers were walking in circles and chasing “fake arrows”.
“People made use the display toilets, a woman almost gave birth on a carpet, a man was sleeping on the couch and even some were using the technology devices. People were tied with ropes and were rescued, but they were so dazed, they couldn’t even remember their names” the fireman explained. The author voluntarily surrendered to police, assuming his guilt.

https://thereisnews.com/man-arrested...h-no-exit9999/
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      10-26-2018, 10:06 AM   #19871
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I had to look it up; here's the story. Rather ingenious.

"Man arrested for putting fake arrow decals on the floor in IKEA and for creating a labyrinth with no exit"
Octubre 15, 2018 Fabiola ikea

The event took place last Saturday at the multinational IKEA in Atlanta, when a salesman alerted the police that nobody left the building and he thought it was very strange. Police received dozens calls from people reporting that they were locked in Wal-Mart and they couldn’t get out.
Police and firemen department arrived at the scene and they entered by exit door. When they got in, observed the cashiers playing Candy Crush because there were no clients. Then they had initiated a recue protocol and quickly arrived at the carpet section, where they checked that all customers were walking in circles and chasing “fake arrows”.
“People made use the display toilets, a woman almost gave birth on a carpet, a man was sleeping on the couch and even some were using the technology devices. People were tied with ropes and were rescued, but they were so dazed, they couldn’t even remember their names” the fireman explained. The author voluntarily surrendered to police, assuming his guilt.

https://thereisnews.com/man-arrested...h-no-exit9999/


Ah, gotcha. It appears to be a satirical fake news site like the Onion.
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That's some funny shit. I wonder were this was? It makes me angry, however, that he was arrested for that. That's a bit harsh, jeez, maybe just make him go and take them all up so he didn't create work for the IKEA staff.
What's worse is so many people were too stupid to find their way out & only followed said arrows.
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What's worse is you guys arguing a satire
Arguing?
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      10-26-2018, 10:32 AM   #19874
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Arguing?
Yeah, I don't get it either. Plus, you know - this below:


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Ah, gotcha. It appears to be a satirical fake news site like the Onion.
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I've seen a handful that were well manicured suited the person wearing it. I also have a handful of friends that had beards before the trend, these guys had facial hair in grade school and theirs is valid. Aside from the aforementioned, I completely agree with you, yet women seem to love it.

I could be considered a hater in this trend though as my facial hair grows like Joe Dirt's. My 5 o'clock shadow is more like a 10 o'clock a.m. shade. I envy the beard guys to a degree, especially the ones that don't look good or the uneven non-maintained beards. I'm bald anyway so I would never grow one out but some 5 0'clock shadow would be nice.

I just hope the next fad is 40 something, dad-bod guys, with good personalities and intelligence. With the way society is going I'm sure it will be 6 month old babies with tattoos and drug problems.
Takes lot more time and effort to maintain a beard then to just shave. I'm getting late start on mine this year but only takes 2 months and it's full on.

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Takes lot more time and effort to maintain a beard then to just shave. I'm getting late start on mine this year but only takes 2 months and it's full on.
Yeah. I'm wearing a goatee in anticipation of Halloween since I'm going as a pirate and the damn thing takes WAAAAAYYYYY longer to keep up than cleanly shaving.

It's a complete pain in the butt I do look rather sinister now!
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Yeah. I'm wearing a goatee in anticipation of Halloween since I'm going as a pirate and the damn thing takes WAAAAAYYYYY longer to keep up than cleanly shaving.

It's a complete pain in the butt I do look rather sinister now!
You are growing a goatee on your butt??
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C'mon dude it's a LOL thread not a "ITT you barf" thread
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