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      06-27-2016, 02:11 PM   #1959
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Haha I know. I might actually be blacker now.

Now you see why I like middle eastern girls? They're all a pain in my ass.
With great beauty comes great responsibility and sacrifice.


....and great bank accounts?!
Actually according to my notes from reading this thread, I would be too intelligent for you guys.
The fact that you have to keep notes makes one question this said intelligence... We have female members here that don't need cliffnotes...
Why do you have to be so literal....damn.
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The fact that you have to keep notes makes one question this said intelligence... We have female members here that don't need cliffnotes...
AKA witches.


Sara504 literally comes into a thread when it's like 30 pages in and summarizes everything, comes up with ages based on credit scores and card data.. Biorin is just a savage ma fucka.. smh.
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Actually according to my notes from reading this thread, I would be too intelligent for you guys.
Easy there, killer.
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Verbiage silvergray545 You guys should see how she keeps the dudes in line over at F87. Haha...
Truly doesn't surprise me. Lol
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Actually according to my notes from reading this thread, I would be too intelligent for you guys.
Easy there, killer.
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Verbiage silvergray545 You guys should see how she keeps the dudes in line over at F87. Haha...
Truly doesn't surprise me. Lol
Hey. I'm just following along with the commentary. Take some accountability.
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Lol. You couldn't find a pink one? I'm very offended!
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Lol. You couldn't find a pink one? I'm very offended!
This better? It's pink??

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Although, I wouldn't be opposed to the corpse of Angelina Jolie, should I find her freshly deceased in an undisclosed location.
Hold on, how did we just pass right over this post. LOL WTF BRO
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Lol. You couldn't find a pink one? I'm very offended!
This better? It's pink??

Yes! I always wanted big anime eyes like that.
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Hold on, how did we just pass right over this post. LOL WTF BRO
SUPER SUPER SAVAGE.
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SUPER SUPER SAVAGE.
Stay on Tinder/Bumble. We need to find you one that is alive.
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Hold on, how did we just pass right over this post. LOL WTF BRO
It's Verbiage... Did you expect anything less?? That and we can just claim plausible deniability when he is put on a watch list to protect Jolie... We didn't see nuthin'...
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What if they're in a wheelchair?

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It's Verbiage... Did you expect anything less?? That and we can just claim plausible deniability when he is put on a watch list to protect Jolie... We didn't see nuthin'...
You guys get me.
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What if they're in a wheelchair?
Did she sprain her ankle and will be able to walk in a week? Sure. Permanently? NO.
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Did she sprain her ankle and will be able to walk in a week? Sure. Permanently? NO.
Dude... maybe she is paralyzed down there. Just think, her not having an orgasm ever will no longer be your fault. She'll actually be glad you're already done
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Did she sprain her ankle and will be able to walk in a week? Sure. Permanently? NO.
God dammit you all must never want me to find love!
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Dude... maybe she is paralyzed down there. Just think, her not having an orgasm ever will no longer be your fault. She'll actually be glad you're already done
What if he did find a girl like that and she was a savage? Verb is going to town and finishes, she turns and says, "Really? You're done already?"
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God dammit you all must never want me to find love!
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You posted the one the other night that wanted to cook and eat?? Pretty sure she's still available...
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What if he did find a girl like that and she was a savage? Verb is going to town and finishes, she turns and says, "Really? You're done already?"

Says the guy that's talking to a girl right now.
That's how my last relationship really ended. I came, and she went.

I don't think she actually LIKES me though this could be some kind of test.


Although, I did some stalking and found her FB and of course she's fresh out of a relationship. Tinder stays dormant on the phones of America's women until that moment they require a rebound. Lol.

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You posted the one the other night that wanted to cook and eat?? Pretty sure she's still available...
Just mean AF.


Besides, I super liked her and I have yet to receive her in my stack, I am staying hopeful though!
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Just mean AF.


Besides, I super liked her and I have yet to receive her in my stack, I am staying hopeful though!
Maybe she's afraid that the wrong 27% is non-black
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That's how my last relationship really ended. I came, and she went.

I don't think she actually LIKES me though this could be some kind of test.


Although, I did some stalking and found her FB and of course she's fresh out of a relationship. Tinder stays dormant on the phones of America's women until that moment they require a rebound. Lol.



Just mean AF.


Besides, I super liked her and I have yet to receive her in my stack, I am staying hopeful though!
By stack, you mean pancake stack? Cuz, there's not gonna be any left if you turn around to get the syrup...
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Maybe she's afraid that the wrong 27% is non-black
Haha, you know which girl this one is, right dad? The black manatee from 6-7 pages back.

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By stack, you mean pancake stack? Cuz, there's not gonna be any left if you turn around to get the syrup...
Yeah dude. Less carbs anyway, I can do without those. Mmhmm.
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