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      12-12-2015, 06:36 PM   #1959
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Fuck off you whiny little bitch, I almost died today running your errands! And my gift wrapping skills are renown!
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      12-12-2015, 06:39 PM   #1960
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      12-12-2015, 07:43 PM   #1961
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I think I know who my Santa was now lol. I am getting an extra special visitor.
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      12-12-2015, 09:18 PM   #1962
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Let's see those presents!

C5driver sent me gifts since I was the Secret Santa organizer and didn't participate.

I got stuff for my car, some girly stuff in my fave color and a Bimmette Coke!!!

Thank you!
Awww, you girls really stick together. That was very sweet of her.

My SS gift must be coming from Canada or something.... Not here yet.
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      12-12-2015, 09:18 PM   #1963
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Hell of a gift from my ss. Thank you, you can reveal yourself now. And special thanks to Lups for the amazing bag and wrapping job lol
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      12-12-2015, 09:19 PM   #1964
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Let's see those presents!

C5driver sent me gifts since I was the Secret Santa organizer and didn't participate.

I got stuff for my car, some girly stuff in my fave color and a Bimmette Coke!!!

Thank you!
Awww, you girls really stick together. That was very sweet of her.

My SS gift must be coming from Canada or something.... Not here yet.
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      12-12-2015, 09:20 PM   #1965
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Hell of a gift from my ss. Thank you, you can reveal yourself now. And special thanks to Lups for the amazing bag and wrapping job lol
Pic!!!!
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Thanks to my secret Santa, I love it

I donated penguins though, not goats.
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      12-12-2015, 09:27 PM   #1967
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Pic!!!!
I'm on my phone and don't know how haha
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      12-12-2015, 09:28 PM   #1968
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I'm on my phone and don't know how haha
Grrr, you suck!
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Grrr, you suck!
I tried imgur but it wouldn't let me copy the code
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I'm on my phone and don't know how haha
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Thanks to my secret Santa, I love it

I donated penguins though, not goats.
You're welcome.
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      12-12-2015, 09:33 PM   #1972
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Thanks to my secret Santa, I love it

I donated penguins though, not goats.
You're welcome.
And all I got you was a sack of potatoes and a vibrator.

I'm a chump.
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      12-12-2015, 09:34 PM   #1973
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And all I got you was a sack of potatoes and a vibrator.

I'm a chump.
Don't worry, the best present is in the mail babe
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      12-12-2015, 09:34 PM   #1974
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And all I got you was a sack of potatoes and a vibrator.

I'm a chump.
Aw it must've gotten confiscated by customs at the border.
Potatoes aren't allowed.
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And all I got you was a sack of potatoes and a vibrator.

I'm a chump.
Aw it must've gotten confiscated by customs at the border.
Potatoes aren't allowed.
Damn those agricultural policies!

How's the dildo molded to my wee wee treating you? I would have included double A batteries but they were bigger than the actual thing
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      12-12-2015, 09:41 PM   #1976
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And all I got you was a sack of potatoes and a vibrator.

I'm a chump.
Aw it must've gotten confiscated by customs at the border.
Potatoes aren't allowed.
Damn those agricultural policies!

How's the dildo molded to my wee wee treating you? I would have included double A batteries but they were bigger than the actual thing
You may need to back up a few pages to see Lups' Xmas gift, if you haven't seen it yet.
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      12-12-2015, 09:43 PM   #1977
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And all I got you was a sack of potatoes and a vibrator.

I'm a chump.
Aw it must've gotten confiscated by customs at the border.
Potatoes aren't allowed.
Damn those agricultural policies!

How's the dildo molded to my wee wee treating you? I would have included double A batteries but they were bigger than the actual thing
You may need to back up a few pages to see Lups' Xmas gift, if you haven't seen it yet.
HA!

Just saw it. So she's getting herself off and she's still mad at v1? Maybe it wasn't big enough for her likings :
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      12-12-2015, 10:07 PM   #1978
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People have no respect for my gift wrapping skills.
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      12-12-2015, 10:14 PM   #1979
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I want to lie and say I do, but I don't lie so there's that...
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      12-12-2015, 10:17 PM   #1980
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wait, are there photos of this said wrapping job?? lol...
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