BMW i5 and 5-Series Forum

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
      08-19-2016, 03:47 PM   #177
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Biorin View Post
If she asks, then say something like "if you think you could be in better shape/you'd feel better about yourself, why don't you try working out? Maybe we could both go to the gym together blah blah you're beautiful to me blah blah" you get the point.
.
Attached Images
 
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 0
      08-19-2016, 03:48 PM   #178
Aatish
Lofty
Aatish's Avatar
3476
Rep
849
Posts

Drives: i4 M50, 991.2 C2, RRS Diesel
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: ORD <> ATX

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by anglo
Quote:
Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93 View Post
No - you're an asshole because you're an asshole.
You know, in the town i live those girls usually tend to be promiscuous, change guys like shirts and in some cases date multiple guys.

Maybe I'm old fashion but i want the relationship to be exclusive.
Being old school, ain't a bad thing.
__________________
F30 335 (FBO and BM3 OG)
991.2 C2
Range Rover Sport Diesel
I4 M50 (coming soon)
Appreciate 3
      08-19-2016, 03:50 PM   #179
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by RnmEvo9 View Post
Dude why are you wasting your time dating a single mother? There is plenty of girls out there without that kind of baggage. Stay away from single mothers even though they are the easiest to get sex from!
Yeah...
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 1
Biorin2784.50
      08-19-2016, 03:51 PM   #180
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by anglo View Post
Women that came from broken homes are more likely to perpetuate the cycle. not a deal breaker tho.
Dude others learn, some don't. Since I know nothing about your dating preferences, I can't comment on how likely is she to walk out on you.

I come from a lineage of really sick people and fucked up minds. I mean I can clearly point out people who's families would've been bigger now if my family hadn't played their part the way they did (civil war here 99 years ago). A teacher tried to make my kid pay because of my family last semester and it got really ugly. I've been disowned by my family for years now and I'm cool with it, my kids are too. It is quite okay coming from a broken family. It's just how you as an individual deal with it that matters

Quote:
Originally Posted by MKSixer View Post
LOL...Anytime the question starts, 'Am I an asshole', the answer is YES. It doesn't matter what the question turns out to be!!

Lups What took you so long?!?!! I thought we were besties!!! What's been up?
We are besties! I'm just busy arguing about politics at the real ot

And it has to be biorin who'll start the next generation thread for real. Her previous thread has been a lifesaver for me!

Sup man!
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 2
MKSixer34158.50
Biorin2784.50
      08-19-2016, 03:54 PM   #181
MKSixer
Lieutenant General
MKSixer's Avatar
34159
Rep
11,637
Posts

Drives: 2015 BMW i8, E63 M6, 328d
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Southeast United States

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2016 M4 GTS (Allotted)  [0.00]
2013 BMW 328d  [0.00]
2007 BMW M6  [10.00]
2015 BMW i8  [10.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lups View Post
Dude others learn, some don't. Since I know nothing about your dating preferences, I can't comment on how likely is she to walk out on you.

I come from a lineage of really sick people and fucked up minds. I mean I can clearly point out people who's families would've been bigger now if my family hadn't played their part the way they did (civil war here 99 years ago). A teacher tried to make my kid pay because of my family last semester and it got really ugly. I've been disowned by my family for years now and I'm cool with it, my kids are too. It is quite okay coming from a broken family. It's just how you as an individual deal with it that matters



We are besties! I'm just busy arguing about politics at the real ot

And it has to be biorin who'll start the next generation thread for real. Her previous thread has been a lifesaver for me!

Sup man!
Nothing much!
Just don't talk about careers, medicine, etc. You'll get pilloried here. We tried to recover this after Joekerr attempted to flush it down the toilet. It's still circling but you and Biorin are saving it.

Now if we can get shoei to behave, we may have something. Crap, wtf am I thinking. Lost cause.
__________________
Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
Sir 7ewis, 7X FIA Formula One World Championship, World Driving Champion. 100 Wins. 101 Pole Positions. 54 Fastest Laps. Actual Rain Master. Leave me to it, Bono. One Race Win in each of his 15 years in F1. Most Laps Led in Formula One. The Centurion.
Appreciate 1
Lups11831.00
      08-19-2016, 03:59 PM   #182
RnmEvo9
Banned
252
Rep
1,827
Posts

Drives: 2007 335i
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Pembroke Pines, FL

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Yeah...
Its the truth though. I personally wouldn't want to be responsible for her bastard children.
Appreciate 0
      08-19-2016, 04:04 PM   #183
UncleWede
Long Time Admirer, First Time Owner
UncleWede's Avatar
United_States
18525
Rep
9,432
Posts

Drives: G01 X3 M40i Dark Graphite
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oxnard, CA

iTrader: (0)

My current wife had 2 sons by 2 different fathers before age 25. I met her when the boys were 14 and 12. We've been together 18+ years, married for 12. All three of my sons are great people that I would do anything for, they aren't baggage.
Appreciate 10
Biorin2784.50
MKSixer34158.50
bimmette6435.50
Lups11831.00
Aatish3475.50
smoosh2209.50
Mr Tonka6061.50
jimj911149.00
      08-19-2016, 04:21 PM   #184
RnmEvo9
Banned
252
Rep
1,827
Posts

Drives: 2007 335i
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Pembroke Pines, FL

iTrader: (2)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
My current wife had 2 sons by 2 different fathers before age 25. I met her when the boys were 14 and 12. We've been together 18+ years, married for 12. All three of my sons are great people that I would do anything for, they aren't baggage.
Classic case of stockholm syndrome, my condolences.
Appreciate 1
      08-19-2016, 04:35 PM   #185
Lups
...
Lups's Avatar
11831
Rep
15,400
Posts

Drives: I don't own a car.
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Lost as usual

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
My current wife had 2 sons by 2 different fathers before age 25. I met her when the boys were 14 and 12. We've been together 18+ years, married for 12. All three of my sons are great people that I would do anything for, they aren't baggage.
I'm stepping out from this thread but man we need more men like you and not the mice we keep seeing here.

Wade, my hat is off. I salute you.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Joekerr View Post
You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Delta0311 View Post
How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
Appreciate 1
MKSixer34158.50
      08-19-2016, 04:56 PM   #186
jtodd_fl
2nd Asst to Dept Undersecretary
jtodd_fl's Avatar
6709
Rep
1,298
Posts

Drives: People crazy
Join Date: Sep 2013
Location: Florida

iTrader: (0)

Garage List
2015 F82 M4  [9.00]
2016 F87 M2  [0.00]
2011 E92 M3  [0.00]
Quote:
Originally Posted by RnmEvo9
Quote:
Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
My current wife had 2 sons by 2 different fathers before age 25. I met her when the boys were 14 and 12. We've been together 18+ years, married for 12. All three of my sons are great people that I would do anything for, they aren't baggage.
Classic case of stockholm syndrome, my condolences.
Some just call it love. Asshole.
__________________
This space for rent.
Appreciate 4
Lups11831.00
bimmette6435.50
MKSixer34158.50
Aatish3475.50
      08-19-2016, 05:00 PM   #187
Biorin
Lieutenant
Biorin's Avatar
2785
Rep
421
Posts

Drives: to get cheeseburgers
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sweatervests & Range Rovers

iTrader: (0)

Quote:
Originally Posted by jtodd_fl View Post
Some just call it love. Asshole.
Some just call it having the maturity to understand that not everyone's life goes to plan, and being enough of a man to get over it. Some people understand it but know that they personally can't handle it, and no dig on them for knowing their own limits. Half the idiots combined on this forum wouldn't have a quarter of the balls that UncleWede has.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Verbiage View Post
you're like, the cocaine godmother of BP.
Appreciate 3
bimmette6435.50
MKSixer34158.50
Aatish3475.50
Closed Thread

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 07:35 AM.




g60
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
1Addicts.com, BIMMERPOST.com, E90Post.com, F30Post.com, M3Post.com, ZPost.com, 5Post.com, 6Post.com, 7Post.com, XBimmers.com logo and trademark are properties of BIMMERPOST