Ask an Asian anything? LOL

M3 Number 86 · 03-16-2016, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by TBN54

Do you guys always wear Tommy Hilfiger slippers when you go into the Asian supermarket?

I thought it was Nike or adidas lol

M3 Number 86 · 03-16-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I would ask why are the sounds they make so obnoxious?

You mean in Japanese porn?

Ma te ma te ma te?

///M Power-Belgium · 03-16-2016, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

They are testing a new device they have begun assembling - the iBone. Again, just kidding. We know that the people who assemble the products aren't old enough to have sex.

The Japanese would better look for a anti radiation device .
I was reading yesterday in a Belgian tele-magazine that the shit is still there ..
But they prefere to stick their heads in the sand ..

The predictions are...
Within 4 years another earthquak will hit the 3 reactors again and they are still leaking the shit..Today !
Another earthquak will cause the final meltdown of the shit and the whole island is for the next 3000 years uninhabitable !
And the shit will also hit the Japanese sea ,the east Chinese sea , and the Pacific ocean .
Of course like always the question is money..and in the mean while ?!?!

And that is Asian also...

1MOREMOD · 03-16-2016, 04:01 PM

Picked up a projectile launching devise from Belgium phil made my fn herstal.

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

The Japanese would better look for a anti radiation device .
I was reading yesterday in a Belgian tele-magazine that the shit is still there ..
But they prefere to stick their heads in the sand ..

The predictions are...
Within 4 years another earthquak will hit the 3 reactors again and they are still leaking the shit..Today !
Another earthquak will cause the final meltdown of the shit and the whole island is for the next 3000 years uninhabitable !
And the shit will also hit the Japanese sea ,the east Chinese sea , and the Pacific ocean .
Of course like always the question is money..and in the mean while ?!?!

And that is Asian also...

Wow... That is pretty shocking. I hope to God that was some sensationalized news, because that is terrifying. Wasn't a radiation accident how Godzilla got his start?

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Picked up a projectile launching devise from Belgium phil made my fn herstal.

Which? I have the FiveseveN. Niiiiice. I suspect a different device for you though.

1MOREMOD · 03-16-2016, 04:04 PM

Browning actually manufactured by fn. Mk2 hi power.

UglyBuzzard · 03-16-2016, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

You mean in Japanese porn?

Ma te ma te ma te?

Or in person yes. Seems creepy and weird

Totally agree. I start laughing.

Do Asian men like it?

Mywifes335 · 03-16-2016, 04:20 PM

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Totally agree. I start laughing.

Do Asian men like it?

Probably the Japanese guys. Sexual tastes verge on perverted as standard.
Then it's all downhill from tentacle rape to scat ingestion.

Know a guy who went to a whorehouse that specializes in flavor doo doo. I think he ordered pineapple. Bitch supposedly ate only pineapple for a week prior to his visit. He's from murica and married a Japanese wife.

///M Power-Belgium · 03-16-2016, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Picked up a projectile launching devise from Belgium phil made my fn herstal.

Indeed the projectile came from Belgium , but from the Belgian Jihadi breeding ground !
Not sure if it was on CNN (I was too busy at work) but yesterday and today it was Kalashnikov time in Belgium ....Again !
I'm sure more will come , because this fucking country is full of those suckers !

EDIT=> http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...d-9981154.html
Here with pics => http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-shootout.html

UglyBuzzard · 03-16-2016, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Probably the Japanese guys. Sexual tastes verge on perverted as standard.
Then it's all downhill from tentacle rape to scat ingestion.

Know a guy who went to a whorehouse that specializes in flavor doo doo. I think he ordered pineapple. Bitch supposedly ate only pineapple for a week prior to his visit. He's from murica and married a Japanese wife.

TMI

Mywifes335 · 03-16-2016, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

TMI

My bad buzzard. But I'm just sayin. Shits real.

M3 Number 86 · 03-16-2016, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Probably the Japanese guys. Sexual tastes verge on perverted as standard.
Then it's all downhill from tentacle rape to scat ingestion.

Know a guy who went to a whorehouse that specializes in flavor doo doo. I think he ordered pineapple. Bitch supposedly ate only pineapple for a week prior to his visit. He's from murica and married a Japanese wife.

Seems pretty common on the shit eating. Isn't there something like ecoli that would go around?

I saw a .gif from a japanese fetish video where the girl was sitting on one of those trainer potty things that had a funnel connected to a long clear tube and the end was duct taped around dudes mouth and he was laying down so gravity would happen.

looked awful watery.

TBN54 · 03-16-2016, 04:44 PM

Just grew an appetite for some hot chocolate.

UncleWede · 03-16-2016, 05:11 PM

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Just grew an appetite for some hot chocolate.

With pineapple on top?

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 05:14 PM

Well, you knew it'd get here eventually. 9 pages in, and here we are.

Mywifes335 · 03-16-2016, 05:19 PM

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Well, you knew it'd get here eventually. 9 pages in, and here we are.

You mean digress to talking about dookie?

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 05:21 PM

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You mean digress to talking about dookie?

Yup. That. I lost over under. The bet was 4 pages. I had under...

lens · 03-16-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I agree. It seems like a lot of your women have just lain there while I fucked them. Your current girly, though... she's niiiiice.

(I kid, obviously... but if I didn't say it someone would. Right? RIGHT? Oh God, is it really just me???)

Joke's on you, No girlfriend unless you're counting my hand....

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

Joke's on you, No girlfriend unless you're counting my hand....

Yeah, that's right. Meant to thank you for the handy, by the way.

lens · 03-16-2016, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Yeah, that's right. Meant to thank you for the handy, by the way.

No problem dear

jtodd_fl · 03-16-2016, 05:53 PM

Haha. Wish I could appreciate site from phone.

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