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      09-18-2015, 10:11 PM   #177
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Smart. I hate that I can't pump mine fast enough during the break-in period.
Oh, I initially thought you said "smart" because I bought a used one to save money.
That as well, but who needs money when you've got a giant inflated penis, amirite?
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I still have some if you've run out. I don't mind sharing.



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      09-19-2015, 04:33 AM   #179
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I hope your stamina is not limited to twice a day
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      09-19-2015, 08:13 AM   #180
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Depends on what you look like
And his bank/score account too ...
Whats about Aladdin , any updates ?
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      09-19-2015, 08:18 AM   #181
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Smart. I hate that I can't pump mine fast enough during the break-in period.
I can be your pump to break you in...in any position...
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      09-19-2015, 11:12 AM   #182
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Depends on what you look like
In that case you better start doing your squats
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In that case you better start doing your squats
What? Doesn't everyone who gets laid do squats?

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What? Doesn't everyone who gets laid do squats?

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Sara504 has some competition
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Sara504 has some competition
Yeah...But think the girl in the video can better "perform" the Squats than "pronouncing" the word Squats at 4:47 runtime ...
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all ya married guys are liars

i have sex if and only if missus wants it. sad but true.
No, you just got unlucky.
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When I first started this relationship, everything was great with the once daily routine. But abt a month ago, we decided to move to her apartment instead of staying at mine as it is closer to work, everything seem to go south. She became less proactive and began to say stuff like she is tired and stuff. I ask her whether there's anything wrong and she said no. She is still the same when she out with plenty of PDA, but as soon as we get home she just slops on the bed and wants to sleep. I know that these things fades with time. My ex and I managed to keep this once daily thing going for five years right up until the point when she moved out (for family reason). I'm only 6 months with this girl. This sudden change worries me. Normally I wouldn't care that much, but I think I like to keep this girl.
Your last sentence is a farce. We think we have the power to "keep" them, but most of THEM will decide if you "keep" them. Women don't respond well to being thought of as property that does what they are told.
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Yeah...But think the girl in the video can better "perform" the Squats than "pronouncing" the word Squats at 4:47 runtime ...
HAHA squit squat
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Calling bullshit. Married for 3 years, 1 kid, wife and I are like bunnies and go 4 times/week... I want to know what you guys who go 2-3 times per day do throughout the day..work? Kids? I wouldn't have time to sh*t 2-3 times per day.

Don't compare to college, playing hookie without a care in the world...
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Your last sentence is a farce. We think we have the power to "keep" them, but most of THEM will decide if you "keep" them. Women don't respond well to being thought of as property that does what they are told.
That's when they get the dungeon.
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That's when they get the dungeon.
How's that going to help?



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      09-19-2015, 04:06 PM   #195
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How's that going to help?



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Looks like the dick from that guy is in trouble too..
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Just making sure there is enough ass for my hands to grasp... You know how we do
I fail that test.
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