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      11-20-2014, 10:08 AM   #177
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@lups better appreciate everyone for turning her name in to a multi-page thread!
A thread about being uncool?! Fuck yes, truth was out already anyway, this will kill rest of the illusions!
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A thread about being uncool?! Fuck yes, truth was out already anyway, this will kill rest of the illusions!
Don't you know, uncool is the new cool
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Lol why try to match a mold when there is so much free range outside it?

Now how the fuck did you get to plus six, and I am not gaining up on Billup? This system sucks.
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Lol why try to match a mold when there is so much free range outside it?

Now how the fuck did you get to plus six, and I am not gaining up on Billup? This system sucks.
lol you'll get there. Just keep on keepin' on
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like peeing in your pants. everybody's doin it!

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lol you'll get there. Just keep on keepin' on
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like peeing in your pants. everybody's doin it!

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I think I just peed my pants.
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I think I just peed my pants.
Tena lady. I've seen the commercials, those will keep you dry!

This forum is educational, I thought only older women gad these problems!
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      11-20-2014, 11:54 AM   #189
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Tena lady. I've seen the commercials, those will keep you dry!

This forum is educational, I thought only older women gad these problems!
Negative, old senior males get drippy dick syndrome. As well as IBS.
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Negative, old senior males get drippy dick syndrome. As well as IBS.
I could've survived without the info.
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      11-20-2014, 12:44 PM   #191
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I could've survived without the info.
Your peter will peter out before the peter you know peters out and becomes this way...
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Where are my paaaants?

It's from the Lego movie..

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Your peter will peter out before the peter you know peters out and becomes this way...
Hahaha, my Peter still keeps his liquids in! It's all good.
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Hahaha, my Peter still keeps his liquids in! It's all good.
Be a good wife and help him out with that
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Hahaha, my Peter still keeps his liquids in! It's all good.
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For the one peter she does indeed help him out with that, though the liquid is turned to hot gaseous fumes and vented to the atmosphere.

As to the other peter in question, I cannot answer...
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Be a good wife and help him out with that
I do my very best to keep my significant other happy, but I can assure you his name is not Peter.
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