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      01-05-2016, 04:29 PM   #19757
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      01-05-2016, 04:30 PM   #19758
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Fuck that I will sleep on cinder blocks and buy new differential, clutch and cf driveshaft for my car. Priorities
buy mods. Sleep when you're dead
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      01-05-2016, 04:31 PM   #19759
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Get a bean bag.
I did, but I have this thing with slicing them open and putting a fan in the room and inviting girls over to dance around in the floating white stuff in our underwear and it only gets crazier from there.


I've sworn off of bean bags after the summer of '98.
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      01-05-2016, 04:31 PM   #19760
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Yea - they are like upwards of 7-8 grand for top of the line brands/models....
Fuck that I will sleep on cinder blocks and buy new differential, clutch and cf driveshaft for my car. Priorities
How much does a CF driveshaft run for a E46 or E9X M these days..?
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      01-05-2016, 04:33 PM   #19761
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I did, but I have this thing with slicing them open and putting a fan in the room and inviting girls over to dance around in the floating white stuff in our underwear and it only gets crazier from there.


I've sworn off of bean bags after the summer of '98.
Go back to it the bean bag tech is really ramping up.
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      01-05-2016, 04:35 PM   #19762
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How much does a CF driveshaft run for a E46 or E9X M these days..?
1500ish I think. Have tried to not look. I'm now nomoremods, except for that halo seat and well fuck.
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      01-05-2016, 04:36 PM   #19763
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How much does a CF driveshaft run for a E46 or E9X M these days..?
About $1,399 USD => http://www.driveshaftshop.com/import...ts/bmw?cat=739
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      01-05-2016, 04:50 PM   #19764
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1MOREMOD - serious question.....would you S/C your car?
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      01-05-2016, 04:51 PM   #19765
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      01-05-2016, 04:55 PM   #19766
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Go back to it the bean bag tech is really ramping up.
Dude... what if they made bean bags with little memory foam beads?

Comfortception
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      01-05-2016, 04:56 PM   #19767
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Dude... what if they made bean bags with little memory foam beads?

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And you could eat Dippin' Dots while sitting in it? Beadception?
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      01-05-2016, 05:00 PM   #19768
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Wait..., what position are you again?
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      01-05-2016, 05:00 PM   #19769
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1MOREMOD - serious question.....would you S/C your car?
Most likely not. I want a full build s54 at 360whp. Don't want to deal with all the issues with sc on track really.
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      01-05-2016, 05:01 PM   #19770
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yea - but you'd need the 'kick' to wake from the beadception....
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      01-05-2016, 05:01 PM   #19771
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And you could eat Dippin' Dots while sitting in it? Beadception?
Skip the beads and get to the women.
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      01-05-2016, 05:01 PM   #19772
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And you could eat Dippin' Dots while sitting in it? Beadception?
And you were covered in those scented gelly bean things in the clear containers.

Beadanage tois.
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Wait..., what position are you again?
Can I apply for something. Ogre maybe.
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      01-05-2016, 05:02 PM   #19774
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And you were covered in those scented gelly bean things in the clear containers.

Beadanage tois.
Mandatory inclusion of anal beads.
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Mandatory inclusion of anal beads.
This is the OT I know.
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      01-05-2016, 05:08 PM   #19776
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Can I apply for something. Ogre maybe.
Too sexy to be Orgre. You're like, town gladiator.

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Mandatory inclusion of anal beads.
The kind with varying circumferences for varying levels of pleasure.
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      01-05-2016, 05:11 PM   #19777
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Too sexy to be Orgre. You're like, town gladiator.


Those were shots of dude at the gym not me.
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Too sexy to be Orgre. You're like, town gladiator.
Axius of Evil(tm) enforcer and Chippendales stand in?
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