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      12-12-2015, 12:06 AM   #1937
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Lups - I swear to milk....you better not share any more of my photoshoot pics here!!!
Okay, there seems to be some misinformation going around here.

First of all, RJ, you signed the NDA. You can't share the shit I text you. It was for your personal pleasure. I mean really, what's wrong with ya?

And second, ABS, STFU. You're probably the richest fucker out here, so we know for a fact you could post a money shot to get Sara to donate more.

Get those pants off, go to the wife's shoe closet, search red soles. Post a pic of an ass and a shoe, and she'll donate at least 4.50 more.

And as a final note, you two made my night.
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      12-12-2015, 12:16 AM   #1938
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Okay, there seems to be some misinformation going around here.

First of all, RJ, you signed the NDA. You can't share the shit I text you. It was for your personal pleasure. I mean really, what's wrong with ya?

And second, ABS, STFU. You're probably the richest fucker out here, so we know for a fact you could post a money shot to get Sara to donate more.

Get those pants off, go to the wife's shoe closet, search red soles. Post a pic of an ass and a shoe, and she'll donate at least 4.50 more.

And as a final note, you two made my night.
Well...I can share a 'special' Christmas tree shot....

Sara504 \/\/\/
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      12-12-2015, 12:25 AM   #1939
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Well...I can share a 'special' Christmas tree shot....

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I feel like I should ask wth but don't wanna...
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      12-12-2015, 12:36 AM   #1940
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its a shoe tree....LV store I believe.
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its a shoe tree....LV store I believe.
Christian Louboutin, ya noob.
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Christian Louboutin, ya noob.
I wear Nike and Johnston & Murphy....that's it.
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I wear Nike and Johnston & Murphy....that's it.
My first pair of J&M were bought in Denver International because I forgot them and I was heading to a wedding. I always wondered who the hell would buy shoes at the airport, until it was me.

Good shoes though.
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My first pair of J&M were bought in Denver International because I forgot them and I was heading to a wedding. I always wondered who the hell would buy shoes at the airport, until it was me.

Good shoes though.
DAMN - I bet they were extra expensive at the airport?!?
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DAMN - I bet they were extra expensive at the airport?!?
Not any worse than other stores from what I've seen. I think I paid ~$135.
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Not any worse than other stores from what I've seen. I think I paid ~$135.
That's not bad...
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Christian Louboutin, ya noob.
Haha, someone hasn't bought their wife any of those
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its a shoe tree....LV store I believe.
I'll be your friend when the other girls are mean to ya. It'll always be LV ( what ever that is) to me!
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Not any worse than other stores from what I've seen. I think I paid ~$135.
135?
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135?
I'm not on your level with shoes, sorry. I think the most I ever had at one time was in the low 20s for number of pairs.
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I'm not on your level with shoes, sorry. I think the most I ever had at one time was in the low 20s for number of pairs.
I would post a photo but they won't all fit in one shot. I have two more pairs coming this week!

Shoes and the word sale. It's all over for me at that point.
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I would post a photo but they won't all fit in one shot. I have two more pairs coming this week!

Shoes and the word sale. It's all over for me at that point.
Haha I've bought 2 pairs of shoes all year!
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Haha, someone hasn't bought their wife any of those
Wifey is 6'1" tall and wears a 12 (Woman).....not sure they make them in that size....regardless, I'll NEVER spend a grand on shoes...

The wife prefers car mods anyway.....Am I right, Lups
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Wifey is 6'1" tall and wears a 12 (Woman).....not sure they make them in that size....regardless, I'll NEVER spend a grand on shoes...

The wife prefers car mods anyway.....Am I right, Lups
Valentino is having their Christmas sale. Select styles up to 40% off! I just snagged a pair originally $1,145.00 for $714.28!!!!! Plus free shipping!!!! these babies are arriving Tuesday!

And oh hey, regarding my PM to you, the bank called back saying it was never caught on their end and they are doing their end of year closing out books thing which is why it took 4 months to catch. Fucking asshole. He's going to get his. We filed in court the petition yesterday.

I swear these attorneys are raping me. Another $435 yesterday on top of the $3,000 I gave them two weeks ago.
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1400 covers the install time on the new Super Charger....
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I'm Johnston and Murphy fan too. Stand all day and haven't found anything better and I've tried. Ecco are supposed to be great for that but pairs i have aren't very appealing, cost more and less comfortable.
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Let's see those presents!

C5driver sent me gifts since I was the Secret Santa organizer and didn't participate.

I got stuff for my car, some girly stuff in my fave color and a Bimmette Coke!!!

Thank you!
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I'd like to make an announcement to my SS... I am apologizing in advance to what can only be construed as the most heinous wrapping job in the history of mankind... There was what appears to be grocery store trash bags RIPPED into shreds to create a makeshift bow on the present...

I'd like the record to show that not only was I NOT responsible for said wrap job, I also did NOT have a small child wrap the gift, it was done by an alleged adult... Who may or may not have some type of handicap...

Thank you, that is all...

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