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      06-27-2016, 01:04 PM   #1915
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      06-27-2016, 01:07 PM   #1917
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Sometimes I'll visit two of my close cousins we are both females. If they have friends over and they're all on Tinder, they'll tear these guys up like crazy. It's a real thing.

I'm not on Tinder because I'm searching. It's basically for the lols.

I don't smoke so she's just not my style. I tried dating a girl that smokes. She was a great girl but I just couldn't relate to her. Oh well.
Same here, bud makes you lazy lol. Doesnt change the fact i'd dtill hit it no questions asked
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They said my verbiage on point but they ain't lying tho.
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      06-27-2016, 01:15 PM   #1921
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They said my verbiage on point but they ain't lying tho.
Verb's getting laid tonight!
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Verb's getting laid tonight!
Bruh she's lucky she looks so good this is too much work.
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But she had an alleged migraine last night and wrote back to me at 2:36AM. Seeing as I'm an old man, I wasn't up at that time. She's probably a bit of both, honestly. Her IG is private and those were just pics that I saw scrolling through her IG Tinder-linked profile. But she definitely got some hood in her. I like that.
Hopefully not TOO much though - I've heard STD's are a terrible thing....
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Hopefully not TOO much though - I've heard STD's are a terrible thing....
You're right! The hood be ruining everything man I just can't catch a break SMH.
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Guys, I got matched with a girl that was smoking a joint in one of her pictures. To wife or to troll? Hmm
If she smokes, she pokes.
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They said my verbiage on point but they ain't lying tho.
You should have told her that it is WERE. "If I were given..." "Was" is past tense. "Were" is for subjunctive mood. What a heathen.

If you love it, let it go... if it comes back...
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You should have told her that it is WERE. "If I were given..." "Was" is past tense. "Were" is for subjunctive mood. What a heathen.

If you love it, let it go... if it comes back...
If it comes back...fuck it? Is that how it goes?
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You should have told her that it is WERE. "If I were given..." "Was" is past tense. "Were" is for subjunctive mood. What a heathen.

If you love it, let it go... if it comes back...
She's Salvadorean. You've gotta give her some credit, for making it that far.


Apparently she works for the army, European intelligence gathering. I better watch it.
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If it comes back...fuck it? Is that how it goes?
Not going to lie, her intelligence is kind of stimulating my extremities. I've never actually dated a smart person.


InB4 dumb Verb/Verb is dumb/black and dumb/Verb is black/hood Verb.
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She's Salvadorean. You've gotta give her some credit, for making it that far.


Apparently she works for the army, European intelligence gathering. I better watch it.
Is that why you are tunneling your Tinder chat through a VPN? Anonymizing your IP... good call. Take it from a guy who has been stalked.

I do find, however, that when you return their written statements back to them corrected, it really sets the tone for how shit's going to go down from there forward.
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Not going to lie, her intelligence is kind of stimulating my extremities. I've never actually dated a smart person.


InB4 dumb Verb/Verb is dumb/black and dumb/Verb is black/hood Verb.
Dating a smart girl is fun. Sometimes.
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Is that why you are tunneling your Tinder chat through a VPN? Anonymizing your IP... good call. Take it from a guy who has been stalked.

I do find, however, that when you return their written statements back to them corrected, it really sets the tone for how shit's going to go down from there forward.
Haha, you noticed that.


I'm going to watch for it next time. That section of the conversation has now scrolled up too far for referencing.
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Dating a smart girl is fun. Sometimes.
DIS MA TIME 2 SHINE BREH GO TAKE UR STONER OUT.
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DIS MA TIME 2 SHINE BREH GO TAKE UR STONER OUT.
Oh how the tables have turned.
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Oh how the tables have turned.
We all know you're smarter than me.


It's funny because all of your matches and mine (sans the white-Korean mix) have literally been, like, meant for the other. Like the thick joint on Bumble you showed me, this girl.. and then the seemingly well put-together women that I've matched with being intended for a Lebanese man.


It is all quite amusing.
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We all know you're smarter than me.


It's funny because all of your matches and mine (sans the white-Korean mix) have literally been, like, meant for the other. Like the thick joint on Bumble you showed me, this girl.. and then the seemingly well put-together women that I've matched with being intended for a Lebanese man.


It is all quite amusing.
Oh cmon man, I may not be smarter than you.

I've been talking to that girl on Bumble. She's extremely boring. I mean, I had a better conversation with my computer screen this morning trying to close the month of May out.

You've been doing well. I'm not going to knock you. I need to see some progress with this current one.
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