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      12-11-2015, 09:58 AM   #1893
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It really is a pretty awesome username.
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      12-11-2015, 09:59 AM   #1894
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Found this in case anyone is traveling and wants goat action:
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Thanks for sharing "supermuffdiver69".
Bwahaha!
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      12-11-2015, 10:02 AM   #1895
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Hey Sara i removed it already. stop banging my garage door for fucks sake! The dogs are going nuts!

Oh I know it's you. The red shoe soles kinda ensure you stand out from the rest of the Peter violators
Girls have needs too!
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      12-11-2015, 10:06 AM   #1896
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It really is a pretty awesome username.
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Thanks for sharing "supermuffdiver69".
Okay... making it my tagline. That's glorious.
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      12-11-2015, 10:07 AM   #1897
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Pfffft, only the D and the T, can fulfill the need.
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      12-11-2015, 10:08 AM   #1898
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Girls have needs too!
I know! Good parking is a thing people don't admire enough.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-11-2015, 10:22 AM   #1899
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Of course .
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Found this in case anyone is traveling and wants goat action:
That poor ONE lone goat in Alaska... The pressure he/she must face to produce cheese/milk lol...
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      12-11-2015, 10:31 AM   #1901
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That poor ONE lone goat in Alaska... The pressure he/she must face to produce cheese/milk lol...
"One dot = 500 goats," Mr. Literate.

Edit: Then again, I missed supermuffdiver69, so I can't judge...
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That poor ONE lone goat in Alaska... The pressure he/she must face to produce cheese/milk lol...
"One dot = 500 goats," Mr. Literate.

Edit: Then again, I missed supermuffdiver69, so I can't judge...
Nothing like the verbal / emotional abuse of Biorin first thing in the morning... Like getting your morning coffee...

The poor lone 500 f'ing goats in Alaska... The pressures to produce cheese / milk when you are frozen...

Happy now??!!
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      12-11-2015, 10:37 AM   #1903
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So much win in the last few pages....
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Happy now??!!
Hey you changed your avatar
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Hey you changed your avatar
Trying to get to your level...
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      12-11-2015, 10:48 AM   #1906
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Hey you changed your avatar
There will be no clapping! And definitely not THAT much clapping.
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      12-11-2015, 10:49 AM   #1907
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There will be no clapping! And definitely not THAT much clapping.
Your position and authority to challenge ANYTHING this morning is void, 69girl...
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      12-11-2015, 10:57 AM   #1910
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Someone sent you that?
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      12-11-2015, 11:01 AM   #1911
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Someone sent you that?
My doc says no and I have the proof. Somewhere...
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      12-11-2015, 12:46 PM   #1912
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So I check out BP last night, as I often do, and I'm giggling at the Peter pics. My wife has shown ZERO interest once I pick up the iPad in the past, but last night she just HAD to see what I was looking at.

Thanks, MOM!
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Maybe you shouldn't giggle like a 11 year old girl in FRONT of your wife whilst looking at said iPad
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So I check out BP last night, as I often do, and I'm giggling at the Peter pics. My wife has shown ZERO interest once I pick up the iPad in the past, but last night she just HAD to see what I was looking at.

Thanks, MOM!
Easily fixed. Go buy her a parking sensor of her own!

I can totally picture this conversation and how easy it was to explain wth was going on in the picture.

I'll see you at Christmas son, the wifey can visit my garage if still pissed at you.
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