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      12-29-2015, 08:12 PM   #19031
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Sara I really like your gap because I'm a gap man .
About your pic....Euhmmm...dang that looks really sexy .
Thank god you have the gap... But I saw it also from a pic that I have stored from you .
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Stored? Wait what...
Congratulations. He masturbates furiously and angrily to your gap
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      12-29-2015, 08:14 PM   #19032
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      12-29-2015, 08:15 PM   #19033
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Makes me miss boarding, have my burton sitting in the closet but itll never get used here.


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      12-29-2015, 08:18 PM   #19034
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That looks like spaghetti sauce without the noodles filling that pizza crust.
Hand made meatballs, bacon, green peppers and lots of (fairly spicy) sauce makes up the upper layer of that pizza. Bottom layer is mozzarella with a touch of parmesan. Fantabulous!!

But you better come hungry!
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      12-29-2015, 08:19 PM   #19035
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T. Swift is lame. All about that Salina Gomez.
Funny thing is that I have been to five concerts in my life.

Two are them are mentioned above.
One of them is a Chinese singer
One of them is Kenny Chesney
And the last is a British Punk band

That's quite the range haha


Taylor Swift is too skinny? Huh? What? Nope, not even once


I didn't watch any Selena Gomez videos for a while and then went to look at Good for You and Same Old Love on Youtube... First thing that played was her in her underwear for some speakers and then the videos...
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      12-29-2015, 08:21 PM   #19036
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That looks like spaghetti sauce without the noodles filling that pizza crust.
Hand made meatballs, bacon, green peppers and lots of (fairly spicy) sauce makes up the upper layer of that pizza. Bottom layer is mozzarella with a touch of parmesan. Fantabulous!!

But you better come hungry!
That sounds amazing.
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this Salena Gomez?!?!?!

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this Salena Gomez?!?!?!

Lupus or not, I'd fuck her in all shape and fashion.
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      12-29-2015, 08:25 PM   #19039
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      12-29-2015, 08:27 PM   #19040
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How dare you try and make t.swift super sized.....shame on you....America already has way too many heffers.
...all I'm saying, she better be glad she can sing....
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Selena Gomez*
Thank you... I was beginning to think it was an OT inside joke to spell her name wrong.
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...all I'm saying, she better be glad she can sing....
Please explain... It sounds like you are alluding to the idea that she wouldn't be very attractive on looks alone and that her vocals blind people into believing she is hotter "than she actually is"
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      12-29-2015, 08:30 PM   #19043
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this Salena Gomez?!?!?!

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Lupus or not, I'd fuck her in all shape and fashion.
Nope - this is Ms. Gomez....

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Selena Gomez*
Bitch, i have to go right past Nola to get home... Don't make me stop by and put my pimp hand to work.



Saleena Gomez* lol

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      12-29-2015, 08:31 PM   #19045
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Please explain... It sounds like you are alluding to the idea that she wouldn't be very attractive on looks alone and that her vocals blind people into believing she is hotter "than she actually is"
I don't find her very attractive - but she is a talented singer/songwriter....

Thus, She better be glad she can sing....
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this Salena Gomez?!?!?!

Sorry but Gomez looks like pork to me
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...., Guess I Didn't Realize The Forum Was Filled With A Bunch Of Webster Masters.
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      12-29-2015, 08:42 PM   #19048
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...., Guess I Didn't Realize The Forum Was Filled With A Bunch Of Webster Masters.
Someone has to take up the torch since our resident Canadian grammar nazi is awol....

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Congratulations. He masturbates furiously and angrily to your gap
No way , no need for this .
BTW...Do you remember ? I showed also your pic with the gun between your boobs to a friend at work and so also the pic from Sara too , that's why I stored both of the pics .
That pic showes Sara's gap and what's wrong with that ?
And actually I need more than only a Internet pic , and my personal pic is also stored somewhere from people on here and I don't give a shit about it .
Masturbating and wet dreams are only for children , don't get me wrong I like to talk about sex but I'm used to get more before it turns my thing on.
I know you was joking and I want just to explain my thing to you
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Sorry but Gomez looks like pork to me
How dare you talk about a woman like that. You need to reevaluate the words you choose..., that's fucked up man.
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      12-29-2015, 09:11 PM   #19051
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How dare you talk about a woman like that. You need to reevaluate the words you choose..., that's fucked up man.
I know! It's an insult to the delectable swine gods of deliciousness!!!!!
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How dare you talk about a woman like that. You need to reevaluate the words you choose..., that's fucked up man.
Agreed ;
I saw after my post you probably like Gomez , but of what that pic shows...Euhmmm , I don't know of it really is Gomez but there the girl shows no matter who it is that she is in the need of a diet with a gym subscription included .
In other words...
I know Gomez only from pics and know she means a lot, but that pic showes not a beautiful girl to me .
Don't get me wrong because it are only my words and personal thoughts of someone , so I'm sorry if I stepped on your toe .
And of course it's all about personal taste ...
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