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      06-27-2016, 11:49 AM   #1871
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      06-27-2016, 11:53 AM   #1872
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      06-27-2016, 11:54 AM   #1873
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      06-27-2016, 11:55 AM   #1874
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      06-27-2016, 11:56 AM   #1875
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Yea ....

Imma use the Ferrari method first
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Bro I told you she seems down. Her fault for the portrayal.
What pick up line do you use on a girl like that? Should I tell her I have a cupboard full of potato chips?
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      06-27-2016, 11:58 AM   #1876
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Pics or it didn't happen.

What pick up line do you use on a girl like that? Should I tell her I have a cupboard full of potato chips?
Of the car or the method? lol
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      06-27-2016, 11:59 AM   #1877
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Tell her you got some black friends who can get her that good bud.
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      06-27-2016, 12:00 PM   #1879
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UMMMM NOBODY CARES THX GTFO.
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      06-27-2016, 12:01 PM   #1880
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The duct tape pickup line also works. Just make sure you double wrap...
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      06-27-2016, 12:02 PM   #1881
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Of the car or the method? lol
Of the method. I know you have the car.
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Tell her you got some black friends who can get her that good bud.
So is that how you're paying for an F80 with cash? Damn it bro, let's go into business together.
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      06-27-2016, 12:04 PM   #1882
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The methods kinda hard to capture on picture lol.

Gotta serve them bricks.
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how you're paying for an F80 with cash? Damn it bro, let's go into business together.
LOL you KNOW that whatever financial expertise I do have has come from a horrible past of family irresponsibility and failure, so I have turned into a cheap bastard with good credit who splurges on unnecessary things like 444hp sedans.



...but of course, we will hold an...er...operations meeting, shortly.
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The duct tape pickup line also works. Just make sure you double wrap...
Duct tape line?
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The methods kinda hard to capture on picture lol.

Gotta serve them bricks.
I have a GoPro. Want to borrow it?

And is that how you got all your cars!?
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The duct tape pickup line also works. Just make sure you double wrap...
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The methods kinda hard to capture on picture lol.

Gotta serve them bricks.
I have a GoPro. Want to borrow it?

And is that how you got all your cars!?
Lol, I need to use mine more often.

I'm in the hospitality business.
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...but of course, we will hold an...er...operations meeting, shortly.
Yay for meetings! I'll bring my guns.
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Lol, I need to use mine more often.

I'm in the hospitality business.
You're so hospitable that you'll let your OT brothers borrow your 458 and your Burberry shirt so we can go to the local Starbucks. Thanks man!
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I can't stand when girls got a group pic up. then you scroll only to find she got more group pics and all the same bitches in everyone of them!

for the most part I'll still swipe right bc I'd bang any of them
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Lol, I need to use mine more often.

I'm in the hospitality business.
You're so hospitable that you'll let your OT brothers borrow your 458 and your Burberry shirt so we can go to the local Starbucks. Thanks man!
Lol, of course!
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      06-27-2016, 12:18 PM   #1890
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You're so hospitable that you'll let your OT brothers borrow your 458 and your Burberry shirt so we can go to the local Starbucks. Thanks man!
This will probably work better for you than it would for me. I'm a little...broad in the chest...heh.

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I can't stand when girls got a group pic up. then you scroll only to find she got more group pics and all the same bitches in everyone of them!

for the most part I'll still swipe right bc I'd bang any of them
I like asking about specific girls in the pic just to find out that that's not who the profile pertains to. And then it turns out to be a funny icebreaker. And then onward to glory.
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