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      12-10-2015, 02:15 PM   #1849
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I told you those pictures were for you. Now everyone has seen my penis? Ugh. Here we go.

I guess I just have to send you new ones..., BUT YOU CANT SHARE ANYMORE.


The princess thing was me trying to not be easy with you, but clearly, that is not an easy process.
I wouldn't say everyone, only biorin because she said I can't send her more nudes of me if I don't give her some sugar. And the ladies at WVF, and my dad's old secretary, and my former team mates.

My mom and mother-in-law are waiting to get theirs, I shipped them printed on a canvas this morning.

And I did send Asb them, he has a good eye for art. And Sara got copies too since we need to bond over something and I don't talk shoes.

Ugh, tonkas wife. But nobody else.
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      12-10-2015, 02:22 PM   #1850
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I told you those pictures were for you. Now everyone has seen my penis? Ugh. Here we go.

I guess I just have to send you new ones..., BUT YOU CANT SHARE ANYMORE.


The princess thing was me trying to not be easy with you, but clearly, that is not an easy process.
I wouldn't say everyone, only biorin because she said I can't send her more nudes of me if I don't give her some sugar. And the ladies at WVF, and my dad's old secretary, and my former team mates.

My mom and mother-in-law are waiting to get theirs, I shipped them printed on a canvas this morning.

And I did send Asb them, he has a good eye for art. And Sara got copies too since we need to bond over something and I don't talk shoes.

Ugh, tonkas wife. But nobody else.
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      12-10-2015, 02:23 PM   #1851
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I'm sorry bimmette but the canvas man said yours needs to dry up an extra day since I wanted you to have some extra texture.
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I'm sorry bimmette but the canvas man said yours needs to dry up an extra day since I wanted you to have some extra texture.
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      12-10-2015, 02:57 PM   #1854
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Haha, you dressed up as your mom on Halloween!!!!

Oh this will give me new material for years to come Wade!

Btw, I checked, the email I sent them didn't even mention M cars. I will translate that to you next (after a bit more statistical analysis which is so fucking hard for me I should pay biorin with dick pics to do this for me).
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I wouldn't say everyone, only biorin because she said I can't send her more nudes of me if I don't give her some sugar. And the ladies at WVF, and my dad's old secretary, and my former team mates.

My mom and mother-in-law are waiting to get theirs, I shipped them printed on a canvas this morning.

And I did send Asb them, he has a good eye for art. And Sara got copies too since we need to bond over something and I don't talk shoes.

Ugh, tonkas wife. But nobody else.
First...., well shit. Okay then. Biorin is fine, because her mustache was on my mind during the photo set.


Second..., All Asb had to do was wait, he's going to see AND touch the real thing on Saturday, so I guess thats another BP OT first.


Sara probably got it before you and pretended it was something new.


Tonkas wife has gotten only the dirtiest, so that's fine too.


Anyone else I need to know about?
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      12-10-2015, 03:30 PM   #1856
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Axius - DAMMIT!!!! You promised me at LEAST 2nd base....you better put out...
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      12-10-2015, 03:32 PM   #1857
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Considering photos of the ladies are in such short supply, one would think the demand for them would allow producers to command a large price in the form of services from the talented group of OT posting men.

Why they continue to meddle in the saturated market of dick pics is beyond me. :2cents:
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      12-10-2015, 03:40 PM   #1858
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Axius - DAMMIT!!!! You promised me at LEAST 2nd base....you better put out...
I don't like putting out on the first date, makes me feel like a whore.
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Axius - DAMMIT!!!! You promised me at LEAST 2nd base....you better put out...
He's a bit tough, you need to wine and dine him and when he asks you in for a coffee, remember to act surprised. And the whole speech "I really don't do this on first dates" don't laugh. That's when he slammed the door on my face.

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      12-10-2015, 06:26 PM   #1860
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First...., well shit. Okay then. Biorin is fine, because her mustache was on my mind during the photo set.


Second..., All Asb had to do was wait, he's going to see AND touch the real thing on Saturday, so I guess thats another BP OT first.


Sara probably got it before you and pretended it was something new.


Tonkas wife has gotten only the dirtiest, so that's fine too.


Anyone else I need to know about?
Now that you mention it, i have noticed her laughing quite a bit when getting text messages lately.
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Now that you mention it, i have noticed her laughing quite a bit when getting text messages lately.
She's been sending me your baby pictures.
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You should check out ice hockey. I highly recommend it.
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You should check out ice hockey. I highly recommend it.
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20 years on the rink and counting.
Rink.

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Thanks, he's half fish.

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Mr Tonka slightly off topic but that is one good looking canine...
Thanks, he's half fish.

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Shark you mean? I just heard the theme song in my head...but confirmed - one good looking dog...
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Shark you mean? I just heard the theme song in my head...but confirmed - one good looking dog...
da-da..... da-da...... da-da-da-da...

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