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Because on Bimerpost nothing seems what it actually is...
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Because on Bimerpost nothing seems what it actually is...
Like your 1986 Polaroid?
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Fuck dude...those andro gym rats have shit for cardio.
That's why I take the biking classes with all the hot babes monday and thursday mornings. Babes wanna bang for days like it's the tour de france.
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Rock on, my Belgian friend
Alex you sound like you got lots of Endorfines ..
Yesterday you said you felt like shit because you was not running (lack of time) but now I'm sure you was running and got your dose of Endorfines..
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Fuck dude...those andro gym rats have shit for cardio.
That's why I take the biking classes with all the hot babes monday and thursday mornings. Babes wanna bang for days like it's the tour de france.
Mankini and hot yoga. Don't ask...
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Rock on, my Belgian friend
Alex you sound like you got lots of Endorfines ..
Yesterday you said you felt like shit because you was not running (lack of time) but now I'm sure you was running and got your dose of Endorfines..
Needless to ask how you are...
I'm out with a young blonde bitch and jacked on 2 venti Christmas blends.
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Like your 1986 Polaroid?
Again it was not Polaroid , it was a printed pic from my friend and I took a pic from it .
And yes I know/knew that looks like shit ,but at least people saw me on here also my ID with date on it...
Would love to see yours ASAP....
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Like your 1986 Polaroid?
Again it was not Polaroid , it was a printed pic from my friend and I took a pic from it .
And yes I know/knew that looks like shit ,but at least people saw me on here also my ID with date on it...
Would love to see yours ASAP....
Posted already! Search is your friend!
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Ran second ever 5k this morning. Cut pace from a harrowing 11:53 on the first one to a 10:34 today. Yay... though i'm pretty sure the temp being around 50 was very helpful.
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check out couples yoga if you want a real treat.
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You would never be able to afford me then

My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
You are driving much cheaper than I do , because over here the gas price is probably x 5 and still stap on my S65 anytime ..

Note: Real man are never tired for sex , at least if the chick is hot enough
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Ran second ever 5k this morning. Cut pace from a harrowing 11:53 on the first one to a 10:34 today. Yay... though i'm pretty sure the temp being around 50 was very helpful.
Nice! You're hooked!
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Ran second ever 5k this morning. Cut pace from a harrowing 11:53 on the first one to a 10:34 today. Yay... though i'm pretty sure the temp being around 50 was very helpful.
Nice!! 2nd mile is the debil!!!!
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Dudes in Lululemon. Yeah. Ok
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      12-19-2015, 03:22 PM   #18473
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Oh come on. Lululemon is where it's at. Follow that shit on Pinterest!
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Ohhhhh C'mon Alex , please not again with this comedy...
Was it you Alex....dark hair and with the special ring and the big sunglasses ?
Pic was focused on the ring....Do you remember ?
When not please post link to pic...
Or just PM me ...
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You would never be able to afford me then

My fuel bills alone would have you working so much OT, you'd be too tired for sex!
You are driving much cheaper than I do , because over here the gas price is probably x 5 and still stap on my S65 anytime ..

Note: Real man are never tired for sex , at least if the chick is hot enough
I'm topping out at 13.6 mpg, but you're right...it's cheaper here.

As for stamina...lets run a 10k. If you catch me, I'm all yours to ravage
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Oh come on. Lululemon is where it's at. Follow that shit on Pinterest!
Before they fixed that transparent material?
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Ohhhhh C'mon Alex , please not again with this comedy...
Was it you Alex....dark hair and with the special ring and the big sunglasses ?
Pic was focused on the ring....Do you remember ?
When not please post link to pic...
Or just PM me ...
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I have to leave soon.
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Before they fixed that transparent material?

Whatever happened with that anyways
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Before they fixed that transparent material?

Whatever happened with that anyways
Some jerk reported it and now we are diminished
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