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      06-12-2015, 01:56 PM   #1827
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Banned for hating half of you & not loving your self 100%!

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Banned for hating half of you & not loving your self 100%!

Repeat after me-

I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a bad ass mother who don't take no crap off from nobody!!
I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a bad ass mother who don't take no crap off from nobody!!

Banned for making me repeat a double negative.
Aye man...that's how my Bros from the Jamaican bobsled team speak.

Banned for not recognizing the greatest quote from Cool Runnings!
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      06-12-2015, 02:01 PM   #1829
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Aye man...that's how my Bros from the Jamaican bobsled team speak.

Banned for not recognizing the greatest quote from Cool Runnings!
I ban myself for not having seen Cool Runnings
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Aye man...that's how my Bros from the Jamaican bobsled team speak.

Banned for not recognizing the greatest quote from Cool Runnings!
I ban myself for not having seen Cool Runnings
Wtf.....

I can't even ban because I'm so disgusted.

BLASPHEMY!
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      06-12-2015, 02:05 PM   #1831
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      06-12-2015, 02:05 PM   #1832
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Wtf.....

I can't even ban because I'm so disgusted.

BLASPHEMY!
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Wtf.....

I can't even ban because I'm so disgusted.

BLASPHEMY!
Banned for not banning.
Erroneous!

You should be banned to ban until you watch Cool Runnings!
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      06-12-2015, 02:11 PM   #1834
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Banned for not banning said member Lups.
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Elaborate, I love to hear the talk of mortals.
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Banned for talkin bout the good ol "hoeeee strollllll"

I knew exactly what you meant when referring to that intersection.

Yeah yeah I wayyyyy jumped the ban, whatever.
^ Do you remember the Shell gas station? I worked there on weekend. about 12 years ago. They lost the Shell franchise, and went to change names more than once every other year. I've seen everything.
I accidentally did not lock the vehicle door, and 2 of the homeless was sleeping in there.

Hit&Run, prostitute, gangs, druggies, beggers, counterfeit.
One day, prostitute came in and trying to buy a snack. She handed me a fake 20. I told her I can't take it. She said , "Really? I had to suck his __ to get that $20."

^extra ban for LongBeach&Compton talk.
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      06-12-2015, 02:21 PM   #1836
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She handed me a fake 20. I told her I can't take it. She said , "Really? I had to suck his __ to get that $20."
I lol'd
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Banned for not banning said member Lups.
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Banned for talkin bout the good ol "hoeeee strollllll"

I knew exactly what you meant when referring to that intersection.

Yeah yeah I wayyyyy jumped the ban, whatever.
^ Do you remember the Shell gas station? I worked there on weekend. about 12 years ago. They lost the Shell franchise, and went to change names more than once every other year. I've seen everything.
I accidentally did not lock the vehicle door, and 2 of the homeless was sleeping in there.

Hit&Run, prostitute, gangs, druggies, beggers, counterfeit.
One day, prostitute came in and trying to buy a snack. She handed me a fake 20. I told her I can't take it. She said , "Really? I had to suck his __ to get that $20."

^extra ban for LongBeach&Compton talk.
It's a chevron now- funny enough. I'm actually not surprised by that whatsoever. They've cleaned up a lot of what is east long beach/north, paramount, south gate- but funny enough, THAT cross street is still the pits.

Now..Banned for making me consider filling up the Yaris way out of my way just to go down the hoe stroll.
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I lol'd
Good job for not banning until you've watched cool Runnings...

For following my rule two times in a row- as an act of mercy/forgiveness- you may now ban again with the understanding that you missed out on a great film, but will watch it, and pass it down to your children, and their children's children, and their children's children's children.

Now ban away.
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Banned for talking about Sara like that.
LOLLLLLL

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Thank you so, very much.

I'm at the vets office, a woman walked from the back room crying her eyes out, I started laughing hysterically at the same moment. Now they all look at me funny and I don't care.

Banned for the best hit of the day

Prenna too, banned. Jesus you two killed itm
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Thank you so, very much.

I'm at the vets office, a woman walked from the back room crying her eyes out, I started laughing hysterically at the same moment. Now they all look at me funny and I don't care.

Banned for the best hit of the day

Prenna too, banned. Jesus you two killed itm
Cool story.

Under the order of Skulls, you are banned.
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Cool story.

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Cool story.

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Banned for supporting insensitive behavior
Insensitive behavior? When?

I'll refrain from banning until I hear this
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Insensitive behavior? When?

I'll refrain from banning until I hear this
He did not mention being notified by my behavior. That is accepting silently.b

Banned for demanding explanations.
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Insensitive behavior? When?

I'll refrain from banning until I hear this
He did not mention being notified by my behavior. That is accepting silently.b

Banned for demanding explanations.
Oh, well that's not fair! I can't ban you especially after posting that cute picture of your pup!

Banned for having a cute dog? That's all I've got.
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Oh, well that's not fair! I can't ban you especially after posting that cute picture of your pup!

Banned for having a cute dog? That's all I've got.


Banned for missing out on this.
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Oh, well that's not fair! I can't ban you especially after posting that cute picture of your pup!

Banned for having a cute dog? That's all I've got.


Banned for missing out on this.
...is it appropriate to say "Robbie phone home"

Banned for making me home sick!
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