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      06-27-2016, 07:01 AM   #1827
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I got a t shirt for her "Come with me if you want to eat."


I think that's a rock in front of her in pic 2 but it almost looks like about a pound or so of Canadian bacon.
LMFAO! Oh god I'm dead SMH.
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      06-27-2016, 07:03 AM   #1828
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that's gotta be a troll account



did match up with a cute Asian girl recently tho. allegedly a doctor
You were actually able to located one?! LOL.
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      06-27-2016, 07:21 AM   #1829
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I thought about taking some sedatives LOL, but it doesn't last insanely long. If you've got a heave handed artist though, that can be problematic. In a few weeks I'll have to complete the lower half of this down to my wrist, as well as get some stars/moon.
good concept bro


tattoo work / pain is pain cleansing the soul... it really doesn't hurt too badly... out of all mine only had one guy who was heavy handed turning the ampage of the gun up too high imo and never went back.

been with the same artist for awhile now- could eat off the studio floor the place is so clean!

oh yeah, any update on your Tinder girlies?
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      06-27-2016, 07:26 AM   #1830
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good concept bro


tattoo work / pain is pain cleansing the soul... it really doesn't hurt too badly... out of all mine only had one guy who was heavy handed turning the ampage of the gun up too high imo and never went back.

been with the same artist for awhile now- could eat off the studio floor the place is so clean!

oh yeah, any update on your Tinder girlies?
Thanks man, the itching has begun (lol) but everything looks very solid, much better than when I would leave my other shop. I have definitely found one that I feel comfortable going to, although it is a tad out of the way. It's a nice drive though. I'm really excited for the second session though, since that is when the bulk of the new elements will be added. The outline and black shading literally took the entire session because I have about 27-30 flowers on my arm that needed retracing. So in essence he was just doing the tattoo again LOL.

But actually, a cute Salvadorean matched me in my sleep (InB4 crazy Latina set you on fire while you slept). Let me go screenshot.
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She said she didn't like nature, so I said fuck nature. Also had that I speak Spanish in my bio (I'm actually fluent) so perhaps that helps.


Currently awaiting Spanish test. Also currently investigating body fat %.
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Thanks man, the itching has begun (lol) but everything looks very solid, much better than when I would leave my other shop. I have definitely found one that I feel comfortable going to, although it is a tad out of the way. It's a nice drive though. I'm really excited for the second session though, since that is when the bulk of the new elements will be added. The outline and black shading literally took the entire session because I have about 27-30 flowers on my arm that needed retracing. So in essence he was just doing the tattoo again LOL.

But actually, a cute Salvadorean matched me in my sleep (InB4 crazy Latina set you on fire while you slept). Let me go screenshot.
I understand Tinder to just really be "Bender" as in bend her over.... but go for it.... sorry your girl let you go in screenshot, but keep at it... who knows, maybe the real vixen will be getting inked next time you go...

sweet man! I use Aquaphor for 3-4 days with no wrap or bandaid and then Lubriderm once peeling starts.... never itchy at all...
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She said she didn't like nature, so I said fuck nature. Also had that I speak Spanish in my bio (I'm actually fluent) so perhaps that helps.


Currently awaiting Spanish test.
looks older than 25 to me.... idk

and can't spell German Shepherd correctly... = bang
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I understand Tinder to just really be "Bender" as in bend her over.... but go for it.... sorry your girl let you go in screenshot, but keep at it... who knows, maybe the real vixen will be getting inked next time you go...

sweet man! I use Aquaphor for 3-4 days with no wrap or bandaid and then Lubriderm once peeling starts.... never itchy at all...
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looks older than 25 to me.... idk

and can't spell German Shepherd correctly... = bang
She looks about 25, she actually graduated with one of my friends a year after I did (I'm 26) from one of the other high schools in my neighborhood. But that came about as a result of facebook research, which I will not point out to her. LOL.

Yeah I have some A+D at my desk RN. Just put some on. It was like putting a fire out.
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All these damned au pairs tho.
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Hope tinder is a winner for y'all today
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I just need the end of the day to come so I can put my arm down somewhere. LOL.
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You were actually able to located one?! LOL.
Dude... finally. She's actually from PG county but moved up to the city this weekend. Setting something up for tomorrow.
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Dude... finally. She's actually from PG county but moved up to the city this weekend. Setting something up for tomorrow.
Haha nice! I hope she's cool man.


That was fast!


PG doe..
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Guys, I got matched with a girl that was smoking a joint in one of her pictures. To wife or to troll? Hmm
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Guys, I got matched with a girl that was smoking a joint in one of her pictures. To wife or to troll? Hmm
I say post her pictures and let the world decide.
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Way back when I was trying POF. This girl msgd me who was either a medical examiner or mortician. One of per profile pics was her standing over a corpse with the chest opened up and skin peeled back. She was standing over it with a scalpel and waving to the camera. like WTF
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Way back when I was trying POF. This girl msgd me who was either a medical examiner or mortician. One of per profile pics was her standing over a corpse with the chest opened up and skin peeled back. She was standing over it with a scalpel and waving to the camera. like WTF
Was she bad tho?
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