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      12-16-2015, 09:35 PM   #18283
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She already did!!
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      12-16-2015, 09:37 PM   #18284
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You bad bad boy.

Quick bimmette spank this bad boy
She already did!!
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      12-16-2015, 09:42 PM   #18285
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Does that mean Saras my BP gf?
What do you think of Biorin? She's mixed! I know you like that.
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      12-16-2015, 09:43 PM   #18286
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Does that mean Saras my BP gf?
What do you think of Biorin? She's mixed! I know you like that.
She's a babe, but she ignores me- so I gave up on that dream.
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      12-16-2015, 09:50 PM   #18287
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She's a babe, but she ignores me- so I gave up on that dream.
But you get bored with chicks that throw themselves at ya.
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      12-16-2015, 09:52 PM   #18288
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She's a babe, but she ignores me- so I gave up on that dream.
But you get bored with chicks that throw themselves at ya.
A little reminder would be nice!

Like "hey" or "how are you" you know?

Meh it's ok. I'm not blonde. She likes blondes- so you're more her type.
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      12-16-2015, 10:23 PM   #18289
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A little reminder would be nice!

Like "hey" or "how are you" you know?

Meh it's ok. I'm not blonde. She likes blondes- so you're more her type.
She likes your Doppelganger, Axius.
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      12-16-2015, 10:53 PM   #18290
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She's a babe, but she ignores me- so I gave up on that dream.
But you get bored with chicks that throw themselves at ya.
A little reminder would be nice!

Like "hey" or "how are you" you know?

Meh it's ok. I'm not blonde. She likes blondes- so you're more her type.
Just dye your hair blonde?? Problem solved??
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      12-16-2015, 10:56 PM   #18291
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She's a babe, but she ignores me- so I gave up on that dream.
But you get bored with chicks that throw themselves at ya.
A little reminder would be nice!

Like "hey" or "how are you" you know?

Meh it's ok. I'm not blonde. She likes blondes- so you're more her type.
Just dye your hair blonde?? Problem solved??
I'm half Asian.

No such thing as as a natural blonde Asian, so it would just look ridiculous
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      12-16-2015, 11:08 PM   #18292
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I'm half Asian.

No such thing as as a natural blonde Asian, so it would just look ridiculous
I thought you do music?? It's acceptable... Go watch K-Pop...
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      12-16-2015, 11:10 PM   #18293
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I'm half Asian.

No such thing as as a natural blonde Asian, so it would just look ridiculous
I thought you do music?? It's acceptable... Go watch K-Pop...
I'm good. I'd rather gauge my eyes and pour rubbing alcohol in them, thx
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      12-17-2015, 08:47 AM   #18294
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I'm half Asian.

No such thing as as a natural blonde Asian, so it would just look ridiculous
I googled albino Asian to see if they had blonde hair just so I could prove you wrong (and it may have turned into a mild curiosity)...,
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      12-17-2015, 09:35 AM   #18295
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I googled albino Asian to see if they had blonde hair just so I could prove you wrong (and it may have turned into a mild curiosity)...,

I like the new avatar, the previous one was disgusting.
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      12-17-2015, 09:37 AM   #18296
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Tonka/Bimmette
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C5/Belgium

Does that mean Saras my BP gf?
I dumped you
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      12-17-2015, 09:39 AM   #18297
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I dumped you
Want to join myself and Lups for a trio?

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I like the new avatar, the previous one was disgusting.
You no likey Mr. Hankey?
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      12-17-2015, 09:42 AM   #18298
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Want to join myself and Lups for a trio?
I'm selfish, I don't like to share.

I thought Lups was with Mr. 92 Mil.
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      12-17-2015, 09:44 AM   #18299
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I'm selfish, I don't like to share.

I thought Lups was with Mr. 92 Mil.
I'm selfish too, which is why I don't want to share any of my OT gf's with any of the lame OT dudes.



Lups..., that's my main squeeze right there.
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      12-17-2015, 10:04 AM   #18300
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Lups..., that's my main squeeze right there.
Doesn't he get upset with you prancing around in that Christmas outfit all over the internet????
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      12-17-2015, 10:25 AM   #18301
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Doesn't he get upset with you prancing around in that Christmas outfit all over the internet????
Nah, I have a feeling he probably has something better, but who knows.
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      12-17-2015, 12:47 PM   #18302
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Does that mean Saras my BP gf?
I dumped you
Let's make up for the holidays? I promise I won't lick your butt this time.
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      12-17-2015, 05:37 PM   #18303
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I just got a call from the better 1/2 saying how she got a nice Christmas bonus. Unfortunately for me, my job doesn't believe in Christmas bonuses. So I fight back by being on OT for at least 7 hours each working day. WIN.
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