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      12-16-2015, 10:32 AM   #18261
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1moremod told me he just blew 24 guys at once
Pretty sure I watched this vid on Pornhub yesterday.
Sounds like he's done it more than once, too. Hey, $20 is $20.
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Yes I do make side living doing porn you caught me!
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Sounds like he's done it more than once, too. Hey, $20 is $20.

Damn, he got paid? I've been doing it for free for months now.
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I'll have to check the alien/human category.
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Your Google powers are diminishing
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      12-16-2015, 01:30 PM   #18266
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Damn, he got paid? I've been doing it for free for months now.
This image still cracks me up.

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Sounds like he's done it more than once, too. Hey, $20 is $20.
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Damn, he got paid? I've been doing it for free for months now.
This image still cracks me up.

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That is what Gordon Ramsey is going to look like in another 10 years...

*EDIT* - I stand corrected... That is what he will look like in another 6 months...

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      12-16-2015, 07:10 PM   #18268
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I know Prometheus , but I don't get it my friend ?
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I know Prometheus , but I don't get it my friend ?
It's a movie and the source of my alien avatar. It's on tv here shortly.
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      12-16-2015, 07:23 PM   #18271
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It's a movie and the source of my alien avatar. It's on tv here shortly.
I saw Prometheus last year ...good movie and now I understand you when you said it's on your TV now .
Roger that ...Enjoy Prometheus
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It's okay not that great but have been using that avatar for a bit.
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Just out for some quality time riding bimmette .

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Just out for some quality time riding bimmette .

Don't skip calves, bruh!
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Don't skip calves, bruh!
You're funny.
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Don't skip calves, bruh!
You're funny.
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I had leg day today and totally skipped calves. Oopsies
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I had leg day today and totally skipped calves. Oopsies
I totally skipped lifting day.... like all of them. lol
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I had leg day today and totally skipped calves. Oopsies
I totally skipped lifting day.... like all of them. lol
You bad bad boy.

Quick bimmette spank this bad boy
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Don't skip calves, bruh!
I remember that one pic of your calves you posted for Sara.
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I remember that one pic of your calves you posted for Sara.
Shhhhhh, don't remind people of my awesome legs.

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