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      12-08-2015, 01:36 PM   #17645
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You look a lot like Sarah Jessica Parker...
You hit the match
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Pretty Sarah Parker or ugly Sarah Parker?
I didn't know there were two.
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You hit the match
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      12-08-2015, 01:42 PM   #17648
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I don't think SJP is attractive at all, to be honest. She looks like a horse.
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I didn't know there were two.
So then which one is it?
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      12-08-2015, 01:43 PM   #17650
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Pretty Sarah Parker or ugly Sarah Parker?
There is no pretty SJP. Just one large horse face...http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
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I don't think SJP is attractive at all, to be honest. She looks like a horse.
Well...that's your opinion and all.
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So then which one is it?
Standby...need to do research.
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I don't think SJP is attractive at all, to be honest. She looks like a horse.
See!
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Well...that's your opinion and all.
Everyone can't have exquisite taste like myself.
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There is no pretty SJP. Just one large horse face...http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
I am willing to go under the knife as much as possible to not be compared those images!
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See!
Don't listen to her babe, she has no idea what he's talking about, that C5.
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      12-08-2015, 01:48 PM   #17657
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I thought you loved horses. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no?
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So then which one is it?
The most sexy of the 2 ...
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I thought you loved horses. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, no?


I also love shoes. DO I LOOK LIKE A SHOE?
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The vast majority of your pictures you post are of what?


Shoes.


Then horsies with somebody wearing

SHOES
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There is no pretty SJP. Just one large horse face...http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/
How can you do something like this to a beautiful lady like Sara ?
There is a word that sounds like respect...
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Like your exquisite choice of selfie pics?
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      12-08-2015, 01:56 PM   #17663
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Eject?
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      12-08-2015, 01:57 PM   #17664
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Like your exquisite choice of selfie pics?
Absolutely. I leave my poor choice skills for women and late night activities.
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I'll drink to that
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I just laughed out loud in a quiet room with other people in it.
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