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      12-08-2015, 11:43 AM   #17623
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      12-08-2015, 11:43 AM   #17624
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      12-08-2015, 11:44 AM   #17625
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Pass..
I had ones the expierence and so never again
How are you beautiful girl ?
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      12-08-2015, 11:47 AM   #17626
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Honey, why is Ali on my Christmas tree?

Well, your son's picture is on the tree

But he's my son, not a boxer. Why is Ali on my Christmas tree?

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      12-08-2015, 11:48 AM   #17627
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As funny as that is, Belgie. I do not experience that. So I would not say it's universal.
With Euro-sprout we have it as far as I remember , if people talk about sprout over here they start smiling because everyone knows the fart result after..
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      12-08-2015, 11:52 AM   #17628
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With Euro-sprout we have it as far as I remember , if people talk about sprout over here they start smiling because everyone knows the fart result after..
Maybe I have a super power. Immunity to farts. Unless it's after morning coffee.
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      12-08-2015, 11:58 AM   #17629
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Maybe I have a super power. Immunity to farts. Unless it's after morning coffee.
Yeah...Probably you have something .
The only time that I was eating sprout I had sex after it ...And it was a complete disaster brother ....The poor girl !
So only ones and never again sprout for me .
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      12-08-2015, 12:03 PM   #17630
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Yeah...Probably you have something .
The only time that I was eating sprout I had sex after it ...And it was a complete disaster brother ....The poor girl !
So only ones and never again sprout for me .
Ummmmmm...., hmpf. Well okay then.
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      12-08-2015, 12:11 PM   #17631
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Ummmmmm...., hmpf. Well okay then.
Yeah brother it was like...
Prrrrrr.....Prrrrrr......Proet...Prrrrr.....Prrrrr rrrrrrrrr .
This was virtual farting...Do you hear it brother ?
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Yeah brother it was like...
Prrrrrr.....Prrrrrr......Proet...Prrrrr.....Prrrrr rrrrrrrrr .
This was virtual farting...Do you hear it brother ?
Oh I heard it..., in fact I think I might even be smelling it.




Could have been me though, I never really know anymore.
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      12-08-2015, 12:13 PM   #17633
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Tonka, as resident expert, what are your thoughts on laminate wood flooring? Is it the devil's creation or does it have its place in this world?
It has it's place. It's a really durable floor that happens to do a pretty good job at looking like wood.

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I also don't have wood.
That's what ......he, said?
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Range Rover seems to be pretty reliable when it comes to saving your ass....

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      12-08-2015, 12:16 PM   #17635
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Tonka, as resident expert, what are your thoughts on laminate wood flooring? Is it the devil's creation or does it have its place in this world?
It has it's place. It's a really durable floor that happens to do a pretty good job at looking like wood.

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I also don't have wood.
That's what ......he, said?
When I need wood, I'm calling joe.
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      12-08-2015, 12:31 PM   #17636
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Range Rover seems to be pretty reliable when it comes to saving your ass....
Wow ....Cause of the accident was hydro-planing on the wet road .
Driver just stepped out of the car after such a airborn accident and that's more than amazing to me..almost bulletproof !
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      12-08-2015, 12:38 PM   #17637
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Would love to show you my floor because I'm proud of it , it's solid 1st class oak and it was not cheap .
Very nice.

I have cold, hard, stained concrete flooring.
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Very nice.

I have cold, hard, stained concrete flooring.
Your floor looks also good Sara , and stone floor is probably better with your warm climate and easier to clean than wood .
My choise was oak because we can have some serious winters and wood is a good isolation against the cold .
Downside with wood is that I can damage it or scratch it , so I put 5 layers of protection on it and so it's also waterproof .

Note : You and your little daughter look good too....very nice
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Your floor looks also good Sara , and stone floor is probably better with your warm climate and easier to clean than wood .
My choise was oak because we can have some serious winters and wood is a good isolation against the cold .
Downside with wood is that I can damage it or scratch it , so I put 5 layers of protection on it and so it's also waterproof .

Note : You and your little daughter look good too....very nice
It's super easy. I keep Fabuloso stocked in my laundry room. You can tell I'm Hispanic lol
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Hence why he's taking a swing at you in the picture?

But Jesus was a prophet in Islam, so it's still kinda relevant
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      12-08-2015, 01:35 PM   #17642
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Very nice.

I have cold, hard, stained concrete flooring.
You look a lot like Sarah Jessica Parker...
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Like the floors sara.
I like her too , she's so cute .
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