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      06-11-2015, 04:57 PM   #1739
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Banned for star was dork.
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      06-11-2015, 05:07 PM   #1742
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Banned for star was dork.
Banned, because racecar.

Edit: I was too slow to ban so I'll just ban myself.
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      06-11-2015, 05:10 PM   #1743
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Banned, because racecar.

Edit: I was too slow to ban so I'll just ban myself.
Banned because if you spell racecar backwards, it's still racecar. See, I just did it, and you probably had no idea.
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      06-11-2015, 05:11 PM   #1744
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Banned because if you spell racecar backwards, it's still racecar. See, I just did it, and you probably had no idea.
oh noes.

boob, tit backwards too?
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      06-11-2015, 05:12 PM   #1745
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oh noes.

boob, tit backwards too?
boob, bob, tit, pussy, pussy farts, etc.
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      06-11-2015, 05:30 PM   #1746
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boob, bob, tit, pussy, pussy farts, etc.
Banned for not banning me for not banning.
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      06-11-2015, 05:34 PM   #1747
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Banned for not banning me for not banning.
Banned for trying to tell me how to live my life....



double ban for not banning previously.
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      06-11-2015, 05:44 PM   #1748
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Banned for trying to tell me how to live my life....



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Banned for banning someone with a Star Wars avatar (my username is Star Wars related - I have to defend my people).
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Banned for banning someone with a Star Wars avatar (my username is Star Wars related - I have to defend my people).
BANNED FOR BEING A NERD! HAHAHAHA....



Jk. Star Wars was well executed. I ban myself.
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      06-11-2015, 05:49 PM   #1750
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Banned for trying to tell me how to live my life....



double ban for not banning previously.
Banned for banning someone with a Star Wars avatar (my username is Star Wars related - I have to defend my people).
Banned for Imperial mindset and calling them "my people" they're free, damnit.
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      06-11-2015, 06:01 PM   #1751
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Banned for thinking any of you are free. I'm taking over the universe in a week or so
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      06-11-2015, 06:06 PM   #1752
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Banned for thinking any of you are free. I'm taking over the universe in a week or so
Banned for planning on taking a week to take over the universe. If you want something, you take it instantly.
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I'm busy this week alright?! Enjoy your extra freedom this week, next week there will be a committee checking all modifications in all cars, all no indicator users will be stabbed with forks to a knee cap, and you all will have to attend a course on table manners before getting food again.

I'll be good, I swear. My chosen people can drive on my lane, and speed limits will no longer be. Also, kids have to be raised right or forks again.

Next week man, get ready!
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      06-11-2015, 06:20 PM   #1755
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Banned because a spoon would hurt more
Banned because a spork would do wonders.
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Banned because a spoon would hurt more
You wont get to drive on my lane because of that!

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      06-11-2015, 06:32 PM   #1757
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      06-11-2015, 06:52 PM   #1758
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the big one.
That's what Lups said.

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That's what Lups said.

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The only thing beauty about Lups is the car. There, I said it! Banned.
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