When the zombies come: What would you take?

synclastica_86 · 05-01-2009, 04:19 PM

1. Primary Weapon:

A Nimitz class carrier should neutralize any horde of zombies.
2. Back-up weapon:

If all else fails, just show the video of 2 girls 1 cup. Upon viewing, anything (living or dead) will immediately self-destruct.
3. Vehicle:

Armed with an aircraft carrier and the almighty 2 girls 1 cup video, I'll have nothing to worry about. What better than to sip margaritas in the infinite pool on this mega yacht?
4. Babe:
Babe? I'm married. My wife is the only choice.
5. Theme song:
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This should go well with my drink.
6. Battle cry:
Hmmmmmyes..... one more drink please.

oldaccount · 05-01-2009, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

If all else fails, just show the video of 2 girls 1 cup. Upon viewing, anything (living or dead) will immediately self-destruct.

nah. that's too tame. id use 1 guy 1 cup.

Crimson92 · 05-01-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Suareezay

nah. that's too tame. id use 1 guy 1 cup.

lemonparty

oldaccount · 05-01-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

lemonparty

not even in the same league, dude. that shits G-rated compared to 1 guy 1 cup.

Crimson92 · 05-01-2009, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Suareezay

not even in the same league, dude. that shits G-rated compared to 1 guy 1 cup.

dont even wanna know

oldaccount · 05-01-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

dont even wanna know

its probably better that you dont. its one of those things that cannot be unseen.

oldaccount · 05-01-2009, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jh valley

goddammit you douche, now its playing in my head

get it outta there

synclastica_86 · 05-02-2009, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Suareezay

nah. that's too tame. id use 1 guy 1 cup.

Wait.... there exist something more than 2 girls 1 cup? What could ever be worse? It's impossible.

oldaccount · 05-03-2009, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

Wait.... there exist something more than 2 girls 1 cup? What could ever be worse? It's impossible.

it exists. and it is worse. it is possible. try it for yourself.

synclastica_86 · 05-03-2009, 01:23 PM

OMFG........... do u know the story abt curiosity killing the cat? You go 1 dead cat here. It is effing sick. Yup, I am (once again) scared for life.

oldaccount · 05-03-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by synclastica_86

OMFG........... do u know the story abt curiosity killing the cat? You go 1 dead cat here. It is effing sick. Yup, I am (once again) scared for life.

you may be scarred, but at least youre not a vagine. most people wont even watch it.

cougfan335 · 05-03-2009, 07:47 PM

That whole jar incident was pretty unfortunate.

1) Primary Weapon: HK21e

2)Secondary Weapon: HK51 (only 1 caliber of ammo to stock)

3) Vehicle (It only goes 2mph and gets pretty bad mileage, but it has the space I am looking for and is much too tall for those zombies to climb onto. Plus if things get real hairy I can always GTFO like none other)

4) Babe (Tough choice, why not go for two in one! Plus it ain't illegal when she's the only girl left)

5) Theme Song: MC Hammer - "U can't touch this"

6) Battle Cry: Leeeeeerrrroooooooooooooy Jenkiiiiins! (Because it'll probably turn into a kamikaze mission after a couple days with Hannah Montana)

dasReaper · 05-03-2009, 10:59 PM

1) Primary Weapon: H&K 416

2) Secondary Weapon: H&K MP7

3) Vehical: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren

4) The Girl: Olga Kurylenko
5) Theme Song: Still Alive by GLaDOS & Jonathan Coulton
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6) Battle Cry: FALCON PAWNCH!

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Oregano123 · 05-03-2009, 11:02 PM

1. kristin kreuk
2. my life

amgthis · 05-04-2009, 12:04 AM

1.

2.

3.r34 pls

4.on the right pls

5

6
wat

c0nstant · 06-16-2009, 11:01 AM

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battle cry: "ill put it in you after i kill these zombies, misa"

c0nstant · 06-16-2009, 11:26 AM

i just realized i misspelled 'weapons' and i cant change it. now its bugging me. fml

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'fuck off'

NewSong · 08-10-2009, 01:15 PM

1. Primary Weapon:

Gives me long melee attack.

2. Back-up weapon:

3. Vehicle:

Reliable fuel pump.

4. Babe:

5. Theme song:
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eVitO · 08-10-2009, 03:00 PM

1.

2. Couple of these:

3.

4.The wife:

5.
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6. I can't believe you've done this.

PeeGoo · 08-10-2009, 05:17 PM

this thread is just so full of epic awesomeness.

Borsig · 08-11-2009, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by xxForgedxx

This was a thread from a Cobra board I belong to. If you were battling/escaping hordes of zombies what would you pick for:

1. Main weapon
2. Backup weapon
3. Vehicle
4. Babe to repopulate earth with
5. Theme song
6. Battle cry

1. M4A3 Carbine / CQC / ACOG TA01NSN + LD (Yes, I have one)
2. H&K MP5K PDW (Yes I ahve one on a flemming sear)
3. H1 (No I dont - but the hummer dealer is 3 blocks form me - SHTF=commandeer nedded vehcile with owned weapons)
4. Dita Von Teese

5. Devotchka - How it ends

6. For the fallen!

05-01-2009, 04:19 PM	#155
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05-03-2009, 07:47 PM	#166
cougfan335 First Lieutenant 10 Rep 326 Posts Drives: 335i Coupe MT, Montego/Saddle Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reno, NV iTrader: (6)	That whole jar incident was pretty unfortunate. 1) Primary Weapon: HK21e 2)Secondary Weapon: HK51 (only 1 caliber of ammo to stock) 3) Vehicle (It only goes 2mph and gets pretty bad mileage, but it has the space I am looking for and is much too tall for those zombies to climb onto. Plus if things get real hairy I can always GTFO like none other) 4) Babe (Tough choice, why not go for two in one! Plus it ain't illegal when she's the only girl left) 5) Theme Song: MC Hammer - "U can't touch this" 6) Battle Cry: Leeeeeerrrroooooooooooooy Jenkiiiiins! (Because it'll probably turn into a kamikaze mission after a couple days with Hannah Montana) __________________ e92 335i: Montego, Saddle Brown, Burl Walnut, MT, Sport, Prem, CW, PDC, Rear Shade. Mods: JB4, BMS Dual Intake, Cyba Scoops, Beyern Mesh Chrome 19" wheels, 15% F1 tint, LeatherZ weighted shift knob, body color reflectors, Matte black grill with Montego surround, middle lower grill removed, left and right lower grills painted black.
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dasReaper Enthusiast 58 Rep 20 Posts Drives: '09 128i Black/Black Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Ohio iTrader: (0)	1) Primary Weapon: H&K 416 2) Secondary Weapon: H&K MP7 3) Vehical: Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 4) The Girl: Olga Kurylenko 5) Theme Song: Still Alive by GLaDOS & Jonathan Coulton [u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y6ljFaKRTrI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Y6ljFaKRTrI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b] 6) Battle Cry: FALCON PAWNCH! (embedding disabled for this video) __________________ "Life is risky business" ~Schirmnov, Oleg
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06-16-2009, 11:01 AM	#170
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c0nstant Lieutenant General 1847 Rep 17,322 Posts Drives: G80 M3 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (1)	i just realized i misspelled 'weapons' and i cant change it. now its bugging me. fml
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08-10-2009, 10:16 AM	#172
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08-10-2009, 01:15 PM	#173
NewSong Just another jerk in a hat... 121 Rep 1,462 Posts Drives: 2005 Ford Focus Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Irvine iTrader: (0)	1. Primary Weapon: Gives me long melee attack. 2. Back-up weapon: 3. Vehicle: Reliable fuel pump. 4. Babe: 5. Theme song: [u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/m8I7DVjb8TM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/m8I7DVjb8TM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b] __________________ He brought me up also out of a horrible pit, out of the miry clay, and set my feet upon a rock, and established my goings. And he hath put a new song in my mouth.
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08-10-2009, 03:00 PM	#174
eVitO trollololol 155 Rep 878 Posts Drives: Too slow Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Los Angeles/UCSD iTrader: (0)	1. 2. Couple of these: 3. 4.The wife: 5. [u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j7zNlmzAo14&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j7zNlmzAo14&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b] 6. I can't believe you've done this.
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08-10-2009, 05:17 PM	#175
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