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      08-22-2016, 03:19 PM   #155
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Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Let's see.... If i were ASBSECU E93 OR shoei my response would likely be....

I need the abacus in order to calculate your age. or... I need the abacus to calculate how heavy your car is.

Amirite? or Amirite?
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      08-22-2016, 03:19 PM   #156
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Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Let's see.... If i were ASBSECU E93 OR shoei my response would likely be....

I need the abacus in order to calculate your age. or... I need the abacus to calculate how heavy your car is.

Amirite? or Amirite?
Kinda... Except I'm nowhere near ASBSECU E93 age, which puts me younger than you as well... Plus, my life expectancy is higher thanks to not have lack of blood flow with all the gawdamn spandex you wear...

Plus, you can't calculate "Miss Piggy's" weight on an abacus... Doesn't go high enough...

*insert asb babbling on about his inferior supercharger and blah blah blah...*
Et tu....Shoeidamus....Et tu???
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      08-22-2016, 03:23 PM   #157
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Or divide attention from abacus and modern technology you mean?
Let's see.... If i were ASBSECU E93 OR shoei my response would likely be....

I need the abacus in order to calculate your age. or... I need the abacus to calculate how heavy your car is.

Amirite? or Amirite?
Kinda... Except I'm nowhere near ASBSECU E93 age, which puts me younger than you as well... Plus, my life expectancy is higher thanks to not have lack of blood flow with all the gawdamn spandex you wear...

Plus, you can't calculate "Miss Piggy's" weight on an abacus... Doesn't go high enough...

*insert asb babbling on about his inferior supercharger and blah blah blah...*
Et tu....Shoeidamus....Et tu???
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      08-22-2016, 03:25 PM   #158
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Do you want me to post more pictures? Do ya?
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Do you want me to post more pictures? Do ya?
You win...

We're done here people... Moving along...

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I'm thinking Mexican, tons of peppers.
Chile Rellenos comes to mind here. It is peppers, stuffed with cheese/meat, then soaked in egg batter and fried. LOVE me some rellenos! Although not jalapenos, usually Anaheim.

And if you truly love your hair, please send me a good guacamole recipe. I just still don't get it right!!
I make better guac than her.
Fresh avocados, mashed
tomatillos, diced. About 1 for every 4 avocados
Roma tomatoes, diced about the same size, 1.5 per 4
jalapenos, diced finer, 2/4
Serrano pepper, diced very fine, 1/4
lime juice squeezed over mixture
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finally, cilantro. bruise it, then dice roughly and mix.

And btw, jalapeños have a very large range of spiciness. Any tips on how to pick the peppers?
She told me this once, but her lips were moving so I wasn't paying attention. I'll ask again tonight.

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Hey Lups Can you get your hands on nopales (cactus) wherever in the great white north you are living? Because if so, there are some easy, wonderful meals to be had. The level of chili-ness is up to you.
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Hey Lups Can you get your hands on nopales (cactus) wherever in the great white north you are living? Because if so, there are some easy, wonderful meals to be had. The level of chili-ness is up to you.
Nopales. I'll ask around. I doubt it, we have a lot of potatoes here though!
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Nopales. I'll ask around. I doubt it, we have a lot of potatoes here though!
Nopales, potatoes?

The party doesnt start until the Grillimakkara comes out.
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Nopales, potatoes?

The party doesn't start until the Grillimakkara comes out.


Yeah, ours probably has potatoes in them too. I swear to god us Finns are obsessed with those (me included naturally).
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Yeah, ours probably has potatoes in them too. I swear to god us Finns are obsessed with those (me included naturally).
What are your favourite ways to have potatoes then?

I like peeling them and slicing them thin, put them on the griddle grill with high heat, lots of oil and use a nutmeg / garlic powder mix with a little salt over top of them, then flip and repeat. Delicious.

But there are some other simple potato recipes too that are very good, always interested in others.
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Were we there at the same time? I remember that big clock they have, where the little peoples' dress changes with the weather. While there, it was hitting around 32. I kept waiting for the people to come out nekked, alas, I don't think the clock builders expected such heat waves.

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Anyone been to Copenhagen?
Many times.
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Why do you visit? Is it a fun place to hang out for a week?
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Why do you visit? Is it a fun place to hang out for a week?
Because I flew to Sweden through there. It's really pretty, clean, safe but expensive. You don't need more than 2-3 days there but I'm a speedy traveller.
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All i can tell you is that they have a really nice airport, I was there only for a few hours...
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