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      04-13-2016, 12:40 PM   #155
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You need to paint a more welcoming pic on the sides. More candy, ice cream, and puppies.
Also, take the Subway logo off the side - big red flag now.
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      04-13-2016, 12:41 PM   #156
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      04-13-2016, 12:51 PM   #157
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I did rainbow candies AND a unicorn last week, Verbiage said it still needed SOMETHING. But after the looks (people say I look white-supremist when I come to work on the bike) I'm thinking I need the 1MOREMOD opinion on the graphics.
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Running them down with your car and throwing them in the trunk is not on the "subconscious level." At least, I'm ASSUMING that's how you got them with the car.
Hardy har-har-har .

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Nishit Sencrap: 0

Toyota Solara: 0. Almost got a threesome (I shit you not), but if Officer Scumbag would've accepted that 2 ladies in skimpy clubwear were not hookers and all 3 of us weren't needlessly detained and interrogated on the side of the road for half an hour, that "0" would've been a "2" and an AWESOME way to lose my virginity at the time. FTP!!!

Dodge Dakota: 1 girlfriend.

E90: 7. I traded in the Dakota, then my dating became more successful and had 2 subsequent girlfriends, and I forgot to count these in my previous post: 1 FWB and 4 one-nighters

Therefore, because of my BMW, my DHR count skyrocketed and is thus is a certified babe magnet (I know it sounds like a post hoc fallacy, but coincidence? I think not )

Besides, there's a latch in the trunk that can open it from the inside, thus your statement is invalid.
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      04-14-2016, 09:12 PM   #159
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Besides, there's a latch in the trunk that can open it from the inside, thus your statement is invalid.
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      04-14-2016, 09:26 PM   #160
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Just kidding. I get some second looks from guys when they see it's a girl driving but that's it. Probably think I'm high maintenance
Unfortunately, some people may assume that in a negative way. However, from what I have seen you aren't that gold digger type of person.

My wife could be viewed as high maintenance as she does have "sparkly" attire and "sparkly" goods. However, she is definitely not a gold digger and expects nothing from anyone.


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2 out of 3 girls I've entered a relationship with happened with this car though, so I think it works for me on a subconscious level But then again, I don't think a Dodge Dakota would have a significant effect on women either.
They see your BMW and think you are slow rolling your money. Don't want to be flashy, but still expect quality that you deserve. Interesting to combine your post above and then how you mentioned some of your exes being gold diggers, haha.

MKSixer I could imagine the attention the I8 gets. I remember seeing a new Lambo parked in front of the mall with a mildly attractive woman "checking it out". The owner, late 30s early 40s, walks out and up to the car and she immediately goes, "Can I get a ride?"
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Unfortunately, some people may assume that in a negative way. However, from what I have seen you aren't that gold digger type of person.

My wife could be viewed as high maintenance as she does have "sparkly" attire and "sparkly" goods. However, she is definitely not a gold digger and expects nothing from anyone.




They see your BMW and think you are slow rolling your money. Don't want to be flashy, but still expect quality that you deserve. Interesting to combine your post above and then how you mentioned some of your exes being gold diggers, haha.

MKSixer I could imagine the attention the I8 gets. I remember seeing a new Lambo parked in front of the mall with a mildly attractive woman "checking it out". The owner, late 30s early 40s, walks out and up to the car and she immediately goes, "Can I get a ride?"
It's a daily occurrence. A good friend calls it, "The Attractive Nuisance."
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No BMW truly warrants universal attention from females in a "I want to fuck him" sort of way outside of the i8.

Sorry to burst the bubble for the rest of you.
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No BMW truly warrants universal attention from females in a "I want to fuck him" sort of way outside of the i8.

Sorry to burst the bubble for the rest of you.
I'm anticipating the same response from my M2.
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      04-15-2016, 07:30 AM   #164
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No BMW truly warrants universal attention from females in a "I want to fuck him" sort of way outside of the i8.

Sorry to burst the bubble for the rest of you.
Which implies 'women' don't have a clou about sportscars. At all.

If an i8 was red it could have been a 'Lamborghini on winter setup' for 99% of the (female)society.




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No BMW truly warrants universal attention from females in a "I want to fuck him" sort of way outside of the i8.

Sorry to burst the bubble for the rest of you.
I'm anticipating the same response from my M2.
Perhaps...it IS after all cute and little.

Bitches love cute and little.
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      04-15-2016, 07:32 AM   #166
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Perhaps...it IS after all cute and little.

Bitches love cute and little.
Like... You're ... Nvm
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No BMW truly warrants universal attention from females in a "I want to fuck him" sort of way outside of the i8.

Sorry to burst the bubble for the rest of you.
Which implies 'women' don't have a clou about sportscars. At all.

If an i8 was red it could have been a 'Lamborghini on winter setup' for 99% of the (female)society.




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Hey man, all that matters is the doors go UP and looks like it came from the future.

Most don't care about that engine none sense.
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Perhaps...it IS after all cute and little.

Bitches love cute and little.
Like... You're ... Nvm
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Hey man, all that matters is the doors go UP and looks like it came from the future.

Most don't care about that engine none sense.
Aw yeah - billionaire doors!
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Girls don't notice my piece of shit Scag or 1 series, but I do get asked a bit if they can go for a ride on the motorcycle.


Actually, girls call my 1 series cute.
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My Morgan 3 Wheeler gets the attention from everyone, young old, male female. It's got that small and cute thing going on but when it is started it definitely growls. It is true what they say, you could spend twice as much on a supercar and get half of the attention that the Mog draws.
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No BMW truly warrants universal attention from females in a "I want to fuck him" sort of way outside of the i8.

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Which implies 'women' don't have a clou about sportscars. At all.

If an i8 was red it could have been a 'Lamborghini on winter setup' for 99% of the (female)society.




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Hey man, all that matters is the doors go UP and looks like it came from the future.

Most don't care about that engine none sense.
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Aw yeah - billionaire doors!
Until it is experienced it really can't be understood.

I've been in lineups with Lambo's of every type, McLaren MP4-12C's, Ferrari 458s, P1, Ford GTs, etc., and the only 2 cars that regularly pull more crowds are the P1 and the Ford GTs.

To quote Sean Connery from "The Hunt for Red October", 'Now they will tremble again - at the sound of our silence'.

Quiet is the new loud.
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Girls don't notice my piece of shit Scag or 1 series, but I do get asked a bit if they can go for a ride on the motorcycle.


Actually, girls call my 1 series cute.
Give 'em the stuff!!
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Girls don't notice my piece of shit Scag or 1 series, but I do get asked a bit if they can go for a ride on the motorcycle.


Actually, girls call my 1 series cute.
Girls call my Yaris cute
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Give 'em the stuff!!
The stuff in my pants? Last time I did that I got on some kind of sex offender list or something...

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Girls call my Yaris cute
To be fair, you're Yaris is totally super cute.
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Not a lot of lady attention, mostly just enthusiasts who comment on the car. But yesterday was an exception, I was in traffic on the service road in the M4. My buddy was with me and we had the windows down and music going. We were talking about whatever when an Altima with two young ladies in it rolls up next to us and the passenger shouts "Is y'all models?!?!?" We stared at them confused (both of us are younger and still sort of baby-faced, not Ryan Renolds looking guys) and just responded no and moved up. I'm convinced they were screwing with us.
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