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      02-26-2016, 08:10 AM   #155
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Gotta be careful with the ones that have kids. Good for a bang, but don't be nobody's fill in dad.
Dude, it's crazy! Did you see my breakdown earlier in this thread? Something like 70% mothers, 25% hideous/fat, and 5% desirable? Shit is true to form.

Like those are probably the ones who would let me smash first, but still. That's how they ended up with a fatherless child in the first place.
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Dude, it's crazy! Did you see my breakdown earlier in this thread? Something like 70% mothers, 25% hideous/fat, and 5% desirable? Shit is true to form.

Like those are probably the ones who would let me smash first, but still. That's how they ended up with a fatherless child in the first place.
I dated this one really cute chick, didn't know she had a kid. Had some fun but bailed, that's just too much shit to take on.


Yeah, true. But, since it's been so cold it's at least entertainment until it warms up and I can come out of hibernation.
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      02-26-2016, 08:38 AM   #157
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I dated this one really cute chick, didn't know she had a kid. Had some fun but bailed, that's just too much shit to take on.


Yeah, true. But, since it's been so cold it's at least entertainment until it warms up and I can come out of hibernation.
Yeah, I would never raise someone else's kids. That's pretty degrading TBH, since the original dude who bailed most likely doesn't give a shit at that point and is fucking the next chick in his life.

And since the women are all too happy to keep the children away from their father, everyone "wins"? Who knows.

I agree. I'm actually considering reuniting with my ex from 3-4 years ago, a lot of things have changed and we have spoken a lot. She's still the most responsive person in my life and she's been hitting the gym. Reason we separated was because I cheated. Sue me.


Also, she doesn't have kids.
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      02-26-2016, 08:41 AM   #158
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Yeah, I would never raise someone else's kids. That's pretty degrading TBH, since the original dude who bailed most likely doesn't give a shit at that point and is fucking the next chick in his life.

And since the women are all too happy to keep the children away from their father, everyone "wins"? Who knows.

I agree. I'm actually considering reuniting with my ex from 3-4 years ago, a lot of things have changed and we have spoken a lot. She's still the most responsive person in my life and she's been hitting the gym. Reason we separated was because I cheated. Sue me.


Also, she doesn't have kids.

Ex's are ex's for a reason. I mean, if she can take you back and not have trust issues, then you know the situation much better than I do. As long as it was a lesson learned and it's not a habitual action, then the past is the past.


How long were you together?
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Ex's are ex's for a reason. I mean, if she can take you back and not have trust issues, then you know the situation much better than I do. As long as it was a lesson learned and it's not a habitual action, then the past is the past.


How long were you together?
3.75 years. But yeah, the trust issues were her main problem, but I have definitely defecated all of the extra women from my system long ago. That's what the past 2 years was for. I played the field, I honestly hate the field. So full of superficiality and shit that I don't really mesh well with.

I mean I'm vain too, just not to the point that I'd be willing to compromise with someone who doesn't care for me, you know?
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Also, she is infatuated with automobiles. It's actually a phenomena that I have yet to experience with a highly attractive woman.

Have you heard of the east coast car show in OCMD, the event H2Oi? She's gone with me 2 consecutive years and almost had more fun than I have. It was a joy.
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3.75 years. But yeah, the trust issues were her main problem, but I have definitely defecated all of the extra women from my system long ago. That's what the past 2 years was for. I played the field, I honestly hate the field. So full of superficiality and shit that I don't really mesh well with.

I mean I'm vain too, just not to the point that I'd be willing to compromise with someone who doesn't care for me, you know?
Then it might be worth a shot then. Give it some time and just see where things go.

It's definitely different being back in the dating world, but it is what it is. I take it as a grain of salt, just enjoying not being nagged or bitched at over frivolous things. Clean the sheets, house, and dishes whenever I feel like it, leave and go fuck off for hours on end whenever I want. The feeling is freeing, and so far met a bunch of cool chicks.


Was going to take one to the shooting range this weekend but she's headed to FL for spring break.

Coffee with one tomorrow morning, then coffee with another on Sunday.
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Then it might be worth a shot then. Give it some time and just see where things go.

It's definitely different being back in the dating world, but it is what it is. I take it as a grain of salt, just enjoying not being nagged or bitched at over frivolous things. Clean the sheets, house, and dishes whenever I feel like it, leave and go fuck off for hours on end whenever I want. The feeling is freeing, and so far met a bunch of cool chicks.


Was going to take one to the shooting range this weekend but she's headed to FL for spring break.

Coffee with one tomorrow morning, then coffee with another on Sunday.
I'm gonna try my best, for her. For you, too.

I agree! That was the best thing about her. She just acted like....me. It's weird. I have never experienced that before. Shit is too rare. And damn, it's spring break already? Fuck. I suppose it is. Daylight savings time incoming.

Coffee is good. I don't drink much coffee, though. Maybe that's why I haven't gotten good Tinder dates.
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I'm gonna try my best, for her. For you, too.

I agree! That was the best thing about her. She just acted like....me. It's weird. I have never experienced that before. Shit is too rare. And damn, it's spring break already? Fuck. I suppose it is. Daylight savings time incoming.

Coffee is good. I don't drink much coffee, though. Maybe that's why I haven't gotten good Tinder dates.
Do it for you man! Sheeeit. Well, hopefully you guys can rekindle things and you can make something lasting and honest out of it.


I don't drink coffee anymore at all really mostly just tea, but it's an easy low key way to meet up for the first time, so it can either last for hours, or it can be cut short if neither person is really feeling it.
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Do it for you man! Sheeeit. Well, hopefully you guys can rekindle things and you can make something lasting and honest out of it.


I don't drink coffee anymore at all really mostly just tea, but it's an easy low key way to meet up for the first time, so it can either last for hours, or it can be cut short if neither person is really feeling it.
I will do it for.....the gram?


I'm a tea man, too. And how did I not think of this before?! Starbucks, white girls, duh?!?!
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I will do it for.....the gram?


I'm a tea man, too. And how did I not think of this before?! Starbucks, white girls, duh?!?!

Do it for the gram, man!


Starbucks man. Whether with a date, or looking for one, the girls always go to Starbucks.
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Do it for the gram, man!


Starbucks man. Whether with a date, or looking for one, the girls always go to Starbucks.
Even the Spanish ones?
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I'm a tea man, too. And how did I not think of this before?! Starbucks, white girls, duh?!?!
Open up tea-man... here comes the teabag.
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You're doing it wrong... thats NOT where the teabag goes.

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You're doing it wrong... thats NOT where the teabag goes.

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Oh....
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Even the Spanish ones?
Nah, they all hang out at the Latino clubs and the strip malls that are purely hispanic owned...., at least out here.
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Nah, they all hang out at the Latino clubs and the strip malls that are purely hispanic owned...., at least out here.
Crap! LOL.


Good thing mine is Americanized and likes Starbucks.
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Crap! LOL.


Good thing mine is Americanized and likes Starbucks.
Spanish community out here is a little odd. They mostly stick to their own for the most part.

Like..., they will take old school buses to Walmart. Literally 30 or 40 male hispanics will go shopping at Walmart together. Sometimes there will be more than one school bus. Sometimes two or three....
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Spanish community out here is a little odd. They mostly stick to their own for the most part.

Like..., they will take old school buses to Walmart. Literally 30 or 40 male hispanics will go shopping at Walmart together. Sometimes there will be more than one school bus. Sometimes two or three....
What is a Walmart?
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Spanish community out here is a little odd. They mostly stick to their own for the most part.

Like..., they will take old school buses to Walmart. Literally 30 or 40 male hispanics will go shopping at Walmart together. Sometimes there will be more than one school bus. Sometimes two or three....
Same here. There's a large concentration of them near the DC area. I grew up around Hispanics in this area and speak Spanish fluently, so I became hip to the cultural hangout spots they frequent.


I don't think I've ever seen them take school buses to Walmart though. Although, I see PLENTY of black people at Walmart. Sometimes they're even fighting.
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