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      09-18-2015, 02:00 PM   #155
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Lol... so... average dick size is actually 5.6 inches believe it or not...

Good thing I am African American average.
5.6" is 14.25cm

I feel bad for the Asians
and based on this chart
something tells me that most women have less of an issue with Mexicans crossing the border into the US than men

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      09-18-2015, 02:01 PM   #156
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and married women suck isn't always correct either
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      09-18-2015, 02:13 PM   #157
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5.6" is 14.25cm

I feel bad for the Asians
and based on this chart
something tells me that most women have less of an issue with Mexicans crossing the border into the US than men

Yeah, their large population in the US is bringing our average down!

I want to know who measured the N. Koreans.
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Yeah, their large population in the US is bringing our average down!

I want to know who measured the N. Koreans.
??
the average in mexico is higher than the US
so they are bringing your average UP
actually the Americans are bringing down the average of all of North America

Look closely on the picture
what did people from delware do to raise their average???

whoever took care of the North Koreans, is sadly no longer with us
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the average in mexico is higher than the US
so they are bringing your average UP
actually the Americans are bringing down the average of all of North America

Look closely on the picture
what did people from delware do to raise their average???

whoever took care of the North Koreans, is sadly no longer with us
No, the Asian population is bringing the average down. The Mexican population is not included in the census. lol

Looks like Delaware is a lower value than the rest of the states.... looks like dark blue to me.
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You know, I always thought the U.S were giant dicks, but I see that's only figuratively true....
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For having such big dicks, you guys sure are a bunch of pussies
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      09-18-2015, 04:42 PM   #163
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Not wife or porn star material then.
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Yeah and no full time job.
My ex and I both worked full time and had sex 1-2 times daily...... Im confused by your statement.


Then again, not everyone has our stamina.
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Moderation! Gets boring even with hot partner after a while.
lies, i never get bored with myself.
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Lol... so... average dick size is actually 5.6 inches believe it or not...

Good thing I am African American average.
5.6" is 14.25cm

I feel bad for the Asians
and based on this chart
something tells me that most women have less of an issue with Mexicans crossing the border into the US than men

Murica, compensating for its small "ego" since WW2.
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lies, i never get bored with myself.
Yes this is true but you get a result without all the bs.
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5.6" is 14.25cm

I feel bad for the Asians
and based on this chart
something tells me that most women have less of an issue with Mexicans crossing the border into the US than men

Thanks.
More LOL part is that ROK has the smallest wee wee avg size. My ego is getting dent fairly hard. oh wait......

What I don't get is US wee wee size is small relative to some countries which doesn't even have ED Drugs. what the....

I am sure they get that average from urologist. I don't think Consensus Bereau came door to door to measure male penis size in US.
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No, the Asian population is bringing the average down. The Mexican population is not included in the census. lol

Looks like Delaware is a lower value than the rest of the states.... looks like dark blue to me.
Oh
I thought you were talking about the Mexicans
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I just ordered used penis pump from ebay after reading this.
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      09-18-2015, 10:06 PM   #175
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I just ordered used penis pump from ebay after reading this.
Smart. I hate that I can't pump mine fast enough during the break-in period.
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Smart. I hate that I can't pump mine fast enough during the break-in period.
Oh, I initially thought you said "smart" because I bought a used one to save money.
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