Tinder/Dating Apps

silvergray545 · 06-24-2016, 09:35 PM

Mass right swipe because YOLO.

Aatish · 06-24-2016, 09:57 PM

This song reminded me of this thread.

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by silvergray545

Mass right swipe because YOLO.

3 more matches. All fat. All bad. SMFH.

Stock is already plummeting in POF DOW NASDAQ. Lmao.

Also, Scarface gotta be one of the most inspirational movies of all time. This shit is making me want to go to the gym.

EALm4 · 06-24-2016, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

3 more matches. All fat. All bad. SMFH.

Stock is already plummeting in POF DOW NASDAQ. Lmao.

Also, Scarface gotta be one of the most inspirational movies of all time. This shit is making me want to go to the gym.

are you just swiping right on everyone just to see what matches you get?
I'm too scared to do that haha

sidebar: are the BPI bars really that good?

Verbiage · 06-24-2016, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by EALm4

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

3 more matches. All fat. All bad. SMFH.

Stock is already plummeting in POF DOW NASDAQ. Lmao.

Also, Scarface gotta be one of the most inspirational movies of all time. This shit is making me want to go to the gym.

are you just swiping right on everyone just to see what matches you get?
I'm too scared to do that haha

sidebar: are the BPI bars really that good?

Yeah dude but I stopped. Me and silvergray545 discussed this methodology and not only does it waste my likes, but increases (solidifies, actually) the fat messages.

That shit annoys me like nobody's business. But a thick white joint just matched me. I guess my verbiage is nice in the bio so they assume there's hope for African Americans. Or they want BBC. IDK.

But don't buy them bro they're actually shit and over hyped. Especially when compared to the Muscle Pharm Combat Crunch. Literally blows those stupid ass rubber blocks out of the water.

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 09:02 AM

Ok so when I had tinder I had "looking for a witch" or something like that and the amount of girls that would respond to that one line was insane.

Maybe you guys should throw that in there!!

Girls want to be witches for whatever reason

///M Power-Belgium · 06-25-2016, 09:39 AM

Well ...I received today something as well via mail ..
Don't know how they got my Email address but anyway it comes also from some dating shit ..
She said that she wants to go for the real hot thing ASAP !
She added a picture from her as well and I thought => Holy shit !!!
Personal I think and I'm really sorry..But she looks like a crazy Barbarian !
I'm sure in person she would scare the shit out of me !
I'm feeling so damn lucky that my chick/s look kinda more female..
The picture ...(is no joke and no fotoshop is/was required)

Any thoughts guys ?

Mywifes335 · 06-25-2016, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well ...I received today something as well via mail ..
Don't know how they got my Email address but anyway it comes also from some dating shit ..
She said that she wants to go for the real hot thing ASAP !
She added a picture from her as well and I thought => Holy shit !!!
Personal I think and I'm really sorry..But she looks like a crazy Barbarian !
I'm sure in person she would scare the shit out of me !
I'm feeling so damn lucky that my chick/s look kinda more female..
The picture ...(is no joke and no fotoshop is/was required)

Any thoughts guys ?

I'm sorry my friend... You want me to be honest?

Mywifes335 · 06-25-2016, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

3 more matches. All fat. All bad. SMFH.

Stock is already plummeting in POF DOW NASDAQ. Lmao.

Also, Scarface gotta be one of the most inspirational movies of all time. This shit is making me want to go to the gym.

I'm already too old to die like Scarface. His death lacked only one thing.

Being surround by pussy (not cats).

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

3 more matches. All fat. All bad. SMFH.

Stock is already plummeting in POF DOW NASDAQ. Lmao.

Also, Scarface gotta be one of the most inspirational movies of all time. This shit is making me want to go to the gym.

I'm already too old to die like Scarface. His death lacked only one thing.

Being surround by pussy (not cats).

He was surrounded by pussy. What do you think all the lesser men represented?

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

Ok so when I had tinder I had "looking for a witch" or something like that and the amount of girls that would respond to that one line was insane.

Maybe you guys should throw that in there!!

Girls want to be witches for whatever reason

LOL is that how you got your keeper?

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Well ...I received today something as well via mail ..
Don't know how they got my Email address but anyway it comes also from some dating shit ..
She said that she wants to go for the real hot thing ASAP !
She added a picture from her as well and I thought => Holy shit !!!
Personal I think and I'm really sorry..But she looks like a crazy Barbarian !
I'm sure in person she would scare the shit out of me !
I'm feeling so damn lucky that my chick/s look kinda more female..
The picture ...(is no joke and no fotoshop is/was required)

Any thoughts guys ?

Phil, that's a tranny.

///M Power-Belgium · 06-25-2016, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

I'm sorry my friend... You want me to be honest?

Sure..
Probably she has a wiener ..

///M Power-Belgium · 06-25-2016, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Phil, that's a tranny.

Indeed that's what I thought that's why Barbarian...
Look above...

Mywifes335 · 06-25-2016, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

He was surrounded by pussy. What do you think all the lesser men represented?

True. But I was referring to pussy you can bang.

Unless....he preferred manginas.

Mywifes335 · 06-25-2016, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sure..
Probably she has a wiener ..

Bro... She looks like she'd break your dick off and keep it for his collection. I'd hit her up if you need his help wrenching on your Bimmer.

He-she's like that shouldn't take Puckerface pics.

Puckerface pics should be reserved for chicks like this:

Mywifes335 · 06-25-2016, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sure..
Probably she has a wiener ..

Yup. One between her legs and at least another in his anus.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbiage

He was surrounded by pussy. What do you think all the lesser men represented?

True. But I was referring to pussy you can bang.

Unless....he preferred manginas.

Dude he'll find you! He crazy Cubano mang!!! Haha.

Verbiage · 06-25-2016, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Quote:

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Sure..
Probably she has a wiener ..

Yup. One between her legs and at least another in his anus.

LMFAO!!

Mike. · 06-25-2016, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike.

Ok so when I had tinder I had "looking for a witch" or something like that and the amount of girls that would respond to that one line was insane.

Maybe you guys should throw that in there!!

Girls want to be witches for whatever reason

LOL is that how you got your keeper?

Yes!!

///M Power-Belgium · 06-25-2016, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Yup. One between her legs and at least another in his anus.

Oh man...I would walk (run) with the speed of light and without looking back !
But yeah...Barbarians love torture !

///M Power-Belgium · 06-25-2016, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

LMFAO!!

With a chick with a dick ?
I would be in shock for the rest of my life !

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