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      12-03-2015, 07:16 PM   #17293
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Somehow I'm fighting that irresistible urge to whore myself out to people on the internet in exchange for dick pictures. Stay strong, Biorin, stay strong!
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      12-03-2015, 07:16 PM   #17294
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I'm always open for fair trade value. I can't expect my assets to depreciate in any way. If you're in agreeance, something can happen. I aint scurred.
Equal value... I could share the picture of Mr Tonka
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      12-03-2015, 07:19 PM   #17295
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-03-2015, 07:35 PM   #17296
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Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention my no sharing if I don't ask a permission policy is causing unwanted friction with the ladies and I.

I would appreciate if you could send the material you have gathered to my dear friend, Biorin foe analyzing purposes. She is doubting my word when I've told her M drivers do not have dicks.

Please take this as an encouragement.
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      12-03-2015, 07:37 PM   #17297
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Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention my no sharing if I don't ask a permission policy is causing unwanted friction with the ladies and I.

I would appreciate if you could send the material you have gathered to my dear friend, Biorin foe analyzing purposes. She is doubting my word when I've told her M drivers do not have dicks.

Please take this as an encouragement.
gotcha.
email or txt?
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      12-03-2015, 07:40 PM   #17298
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When in doubt I whip it out, but alas I don't drive an M car so I suppose there is no mystery.
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Omg you're the hornygoatrider@gmail.com!

Epic shots!!

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When in doubt I whip it out, but alas I don't drive an M car so I suppose there is no mystery.
I try to whip mine out all the time.
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      12-03-2015, 07:47 PM   #17301
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I try to whip mine out all the time.
You have a wonderful e-penis just the way it is. Don't ever let anyone tell you different!
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Biorin you need to do what I did!

Post a shot of yourself with nachos/ cheetos. They went nuts.
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You have a wonderful e-penis just the way it is. Don't ever let anyone tell you different!
Yeah. That's why i drive an M. An epenis just is not what it used to be.
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      12-03-2015, 07:50 PM   #17304
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I try to whip mine out all the time.
That was my Halloween costume...remember??

'Rock out with you *-* out'

Had the trench coat I'd use to 'flash'

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Costco time!
I guess we will do the hotdog + chicken bake dinner there as well.....

If I see another open breast feeder at Costco (without cover), I will let you guys know.
Funny thing is that I thought guys will be all excited, but I saw lots of unhappy guys face while young mom tries to breast feed openly with her tits hanging out.
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      12-03-2015, 08:16 PM   #17306
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Gentlemen, it has been brought to my attention my no sharing if I don't ask a permission policy is causing unwanted friction with the ladies and I.

I would appreciate if you could send the material you have gathered to my dear friend, Biorin foe analyzing purposes. She is doubting my word when I've told her M drivers do not have dicks.

Please take this as an encouragement.
Ahem.
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      12-03-2015, 09:14 PM   #17307
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Do i have to send something to the girls to get something started? Again?
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Do i have to send something to the girls to get something started? Again?
Not sure how you'll top the last one, but go right ahead
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      12-03-2015, 09:45 PM   #17309
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I'm worn out, old, and tired.
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I'm worn out, old, and tired.
That last blond was a real shot of life.
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      12-03-2015, 09:49 PM   #17311
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I try to whip mine out all the time.
That was my Halloween costume...remember??

'Rock out with you *-* out'

Had the trench coat I'd use to 'flash'

I am sorry if I scared you with my creepy texts.

...if I did not, please proceed as requested.




Mr Tonka you're "up" first.
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      12-04-2015, 01:17 AM   #17312
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Women are encourage to participate..
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      12-04-2015, 02:28 AM   #17313
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I am sorry if I scared you with my creepy texts.

...if I did not, please proceed as requested.
Hey - not creepy at all, fell asleep....been a long day chewing on people at work. That shit is EXHAUSTING....

What's the request..? Boob shot of me is not likely to buy any goats...
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The girls in this music video are pretty hot.

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